I WILL LET YOU SERVE ON *MY* NEXT TRIBUNAL! ALWAYS FEELS GOOD TO HAVE MY ATROCITIES RECOGNIZED PROPERLY.

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@kjaycee.bsky.social SPEAKING OF DISASTERS, CINEMATIC OR OTHERWISE...

IT SURE WAS! SPEAKING OF: SAUCER KITCHEN IS CURRENTLY FINISHING UP A LATE NIGHT STEAK AND POTATO DINNER (BECAUSE: MERIKA!) AND THE MST3K MARATHON HAS MOVED ON TO 'STARCRASH', DAVROS HELP ALL OF US WATCHING ALONG.

@kjaycee.bsky.social THE SAUCER KITCHENS JUST FINISHED WHIPPING UP A *VERY* LARGE BATCH OF PUMPKIN PIE FILLING, WHICH NOW HAS TO REST FOR 24 HOURS.

I STAND BY MY ORDER TO DOUBLE THE USUAL RECIPE!

WE CAN LIVE ON PIE! PIE FOR DAYS!!

WE ARE WATCHING THE MST3K TURKEY DAY MARATHON HERE AT THE SAUCER! 'TIME CHASERS' IS JUST FINISHING UP.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZJ7...

@kjaycee.bsky.social AS IS CUSTOMARY, TODAY THE SAUCER IS ON LOCKDOWN, AVOIDING ALLEGED HOLIDAY TOGETHERNESS, PREPARING THE ANNUAL BLACKEST OF FRIDAY FEASTS. I DO NOT GIVE 'THANKS'! I TAKE THEM! FROM CONSUMERS! SOON!!

THE TECH DALEK HAD ADDITIONAL NOTES ABOUT SIGNAGE AND PAINTING YELLOW LINES ON THE SHIP FLOOR AROUND THE 'DEATH HOLE', AS HE PUT IT, ALONG WITH I BELIEVE SOME IDEAS ON HOW THE AIRLOCKS SHOULD WORK. JUST LET ME HAVE MY DEMON-POSSESSED HELL SHUTTLE, TD!

@kjaycee.bsky.social MEANWHILE TECH DALEK SEEMED CONCERNED PARTICULARLY WITH HEALTH & SAFETY STANDARDS ON THE DOOMED SHIP. I MEAN, *SURE*, THE GAPING HOLE IN FLOOR DIRECTLY OVER A LARGE IMPALEMENT-READY SPIKE COULD HAVE USED A RAILING, TD, BUT I QUESTION YOUR FOCUS! THERE'S QUALITY VILLAINY AFOOT!

@kjaycee.bsky.social OOOH, INTERESTING. NO PARTICULAR SCENE STANDS OUT FOR ME THAT WAY NOW, BUT I HAVE SEEN IT A FEW TIMES OVER THE RELS.

AS FOR 4K EXPERIENCE, IT IS A MIXED BAG. *SOME* OF THE 'VISIONS OF HELL' SEQUENCES POP ESPECIALLY WELL NOW, BUT THE VERY 90S CG ALSO SHOWS ITS AGE PRETTY HARD.

@kjaycee.bsky.social AND I DO! EDUCATION FOR THE WORKING CLASSES WAS DOOMED FOR THE START.

BUT, IN A RELATED STORY, THE 4K OF 'EVENT HORIZON' ARRIVED TODAY FROM KERBLAM!

@kjaycee.bsky.social THERE CANNOT BE *THAT* MUCH DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HERDING UNDERGRADUATES AND ELEMENTARY SCHOOL HUMANS, RIGHT? ESPECIALLY SINCE I'VE REMOVED THE 'IS ALCOHOL PRESENT?' VARIABLE HERE.

ANYWAY, DALEK HAS HEARD THOSE TINY FINGERS ARE USEFUL FOR CLEANING AND POLISHING!

THE LEGAL AUTON USED TO MAKE SNOWMEN LIKE THAT. COVERED IN MORTAL WOUNDS, STABBED WITH VARIOUS IMPLEMENTS, DRENCHED IN KARO SYRUP AND RED FOOD COLORING.

PERHAPS AGAIN THIS YEAR, IN THE NEWLY ENCLOSED OUTDOOR AUTON PARK!

AS A MAJOR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, DALEK NATURALLY HAS A RESPONSE IN MY CAMPAIGN PLATFORM. AS YOUR SPECIES IS CRUSING FOR A 1918-STYLE FLU PANDEMIC, I HAVE INSTRUCTED SAUCER TO STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES FOR VINTAGE COCKTAILS! LEANING HEAVILY INTO THE SAVOY COCKTAIL BOOK. BECAUSE STANDARDS. #VOTEDALEK2028