Abby Somebody
@rememberingmachine.bsky.social
And we were fast asleep
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I’m telling you: ridicule works. These guys are supposed to intimidate the citizenry and it’s very hard to do that when a guy in a frog suit is just staring you down and daring you to do something that makes it look like you’re afraid of a cartoon
Portland never stops being Portland.
Thinking about the @lindsayellis.bsky.social video where she noted how white nationalists co-opted American history X and all these other “strong” critiques but can’t handle “Springtime for Hitler” because of how ridiculous it makes them look
It’s too bad I read “There is no Antimemetics Division” on Day 1 of 2026 because now every other book has such a high bar to clear.
January 2, 2026 at 10:14 AM
It’s too bad I read “There is no Antimemetics Division” on Day 1 of 2026 because now every other book has such a high bar to clear.
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There are multiple national political commentators who earnestly predicted that Eric Adams would be a legitimate presidential candidate and a national figurehead of the Democratic party by now and those commentators still have careers somehow.
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
There are multiple national political commentators who earnestly predicted that Eric Adams would be a legitimate presidential candidate and a national figurehead of the Democratic party by now and those commentators still have careers somehow.
My favorite burn for Christian’s who go mask off like this is just “I hope you enjoy the hell you believe in.” They never really know what to say to that.
Who knows but he retweeted the first image, despite the admission of Haitians without a doubt contributing to his claimed (in the second image) top goal for the country
January 2, 2026 at 7:28 AM
My favorite burn for Christian’s who go mask off like this is just “I hope you enjoy the hell you believe in.” They never really know what to say to that.
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Cignetti reaction chart
January 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Cignetti reaction chart
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We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
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What the fuck I love 2026
January 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
What the fuck I love 2026
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Indiana fans are now chanting We Want Bama
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Indiana fans are now chanting We Want Bama
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Holy shit Indiana is beating the tar out of them
January 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Holy shit Indiana is beating the tar out of them
Does the New York post price check the outfit of every politicians wife (I know the answer)
January 1, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Does the New York post price check the outfit of every politicians wife (I know the answer)
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This is both very funny and excellent on the merits, and it's exactly what the next President should do at 12:01pm on Inauguration Day.
Mayor Mamdani has nullified every executive order issued by Eric Adams after he struck his corrupt bargain with Trump to secure dismissal of the indictment against him.
January 1, 2026 at 11:20 PM
This is both very funny and excellent on the merits, and it's exactly what the next President should do at 12:01pm on Inauguration Day.
I hope Sotomayor snorted at him in the hallway after he wrote this
Chief Justice John Roberts touted the independence of the federal judiciary as a “counter-majoritarian check” and urged Americans rattled by partisan politics to keep faith with the Constitution. https://cnn.it/3LsloyF
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I hope Sotomayor snorted at him in the hallway after he wrote this
Deboer is gonna wish he took the Michigan job lol
January 1, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Deboer is gonna wish he took the Michigan job lol
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Zohran’s inauguration brimmed w/the energy that NYC is “a shining beacon of possibility” per @jumaane.bsky.social.
Amidst the darkness of authoritarianism, inequality & hate, we have a chance to show what’s possible.
That’s always been our mission as New Yorkers—it was profoundly renewed today.
Amidst the darkness of authoritarianism, inequality & hate, we have a chance to show what’s possible.
That’s always been our mission as New Yorkers—it was profoundly renewed today.
January 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Zohran’s inauguration brimmed w/the energy that NYC is “a shining beacon of possibility” per @jumaane.bsky.social.
Amidst the darkness of authoritarianism, inequality & hate, we have a chance to show what’s possible.
That’s always been our mission as New Yorkers—it was profoundly renewed today.
Amidst the darkness of authoritarianism, inequality & hate, we have a chance to show what’s possible.
That’s always been our mission as New Yorkers—it was profoundly renewed today.
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I must stop this Christmas from coming...but how?
January 1, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I must stop this Christmas from coming...but how?
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if texas tech gets blanked do they fire maguire
January 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
if texas tech gets blanked do they fire maguire
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Tonight's result is a testament above all else to the visionary leadership of the commissioner and presidents of the Atlantic Coast Conference
January 1, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Tonight's result is a testament above all else to the visionary leadership of the commissioner and presidents of the Atlantic Coast Conference
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Ummm so teams with a first round bye are now 0-5 in the CFP.
January 1, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Ummm so teams with a first round bye are now 0-5 in the CFP.
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Ohio State cruising for an entire regular season but losing these last two games is kind of a good advertisement for “college football is more than just the playoff”
like, I hope OSU fans got to enjoy watching dominance for first 12 games instead of only looking ahead, because…
like, I hope OSU fans got to enjoy watching dominance for first 12 games instead of only looking ahead, because…
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Ohio State cruising for an entire regular season but losing these last two games is kind of a good advertisement for “college football is more than just the playoff”
like, I hope OSU fans got to enjoy watching dominance for first 12 games instead of only looking ahead, because…
like, I hope OSU fans got to enjoy watching dominance for first 12 games instead of only looking ahead, because…
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Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
Lucy and the football meme
Texas gonna be preseason #1 again. Lol.
December 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Lucy and the football meme
They cannot stand parody.
So, the frog stopped the National Guard from coming to Portland, along with astute lawsuits by Oregon. Only part of what's happening, but hard to understate how fundamentally the Portland Frog changed perceptions and helped morale. Humor, imagination, courage, savvy.
December 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
They cannot stand parody.
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In retrospect this is probably one of the most cynical and brazen ratfucking attempts we've ever seen
After receiving a commendation for exceptional services to the Russian state from President Putin, Biden accuser Tara Reade—seen here in her luxury Moscow condo—has now become a citizen of the Russian Federation... молодец!
December 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
In retrospect this is probably one of the most cynical and brazen ratfucking attempts we've ever seen