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realmgrec.bsky.social
ol’ hickory ham mike
@realmgrec.bsky.social
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I am but a simple meme farmer tending to his crop.
WNY-dweller | Bills/Sabres dead-ender
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purples.bsky.social
Goldilocks waking up:
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
realmgrec.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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emilynussbaum.bsky.social
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
THIS is what makes my head spin: The president is not a moral figure in any idiom, any land, any culture, any subculture. I'm not talking about the liberal enlightenment that would make him want the country to take care of the poor and sick. I mean he has no Republican values either. He has no honor among thieves, no cosa nostra loyalty, no Southern code against cheating or lying, none of the openness of New York, rectitude of Boston, expressiveness and kindness of California, no evangelical family values, no Protestant work ethic. No Catholic moral seriousness, no sense of contrition or gratitude. No Jewish moral and intellectual precision, sense of history. He doesn't care about the life of the mind OR the life of the senses. He is not mandarin, not committed to inquiry or justice, not hospitable. He is not proper. He is not a bon vivant who loves to eat, drink, laugh. There's nothing he would die for - not American values, obviously, but not the land of Russia or his wife or young son. He has some hollow success creeds from Norman Vincent Peale, but Peale was obsessed with fair-dealing and a Presbyterian pastor; Trump has no fairness or piety. He's not sentimental; no affection for dogs or babies. No love for mothers, "the common man"" veterans. He has no sense of military valor, and is openly a coward about war. He would have sorely lacked the pagan beauty and capacity to fight required in ancient Greece. He doesn't care about his wife or wives; he is a philanderer but he's not a romantic hero with great love for women and sex. He commands loyalty and labor from his children not because he loves them, even; he seems almost to hate them — and if one of them slipped it would be terrifying. He does no philanthropy. He doesn't - in a more secular key - even seem to have a sense of his enlightened self-interest enough to shake Angela Merkel's hand. Doesn't even affect a love for the arts, like most rich New Yorkers. He doesn't live and die by aesthetics and health practices like some fascists; he's very ugly and barely mammalian. Am I missing an obscure moral system to which he so much as nods? Also are there other people, living or dead, like him?
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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suss2hyphens.bsky.social
Guy threatening to stab someone else meme. The guy in a defensive stance is labeled "Time Magazine" the guy with the knife is labeled "The dictionary"
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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hoovybaby.bsky.social
Thing Bad @Merman_Melville X.com Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
December 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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vandroidhelsing.bsky.social
who wouldn’t want this pervert steeping his green ass in your beverage
Photo of a grinch mug with a ceramic grinch hanging onto the side, butt fully within the mug, a grinchy grin on his face
December 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
realmgrec.bsky.social
terry taking the same approach to his hockey team as I do with my bank account: ignore it and hope for the best
kickyflippy.bsky.social Hooters Shimokitazawa @kickyflippy.bsky.social · 11d
At the point with the Sabres where I don’t enjoy the wins, I don’t enjoy the losses, it’s just a big fucking void until they fire Adams and probably all of the coaches. Shanahan wants to come here.Kekäläinen is qualified and in the building already. Let them run shit. It’s an easy upgrade overnight
December 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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michaelwhitney.lol
Joshua Patrick Allen
Josh and peppa pig james @futtywap • 1h Oh look at me I'm Josh Allen. I have a rocket arm. I run over the best athletes in the world. I'm dating Hailee Steinfeld. I'm the king of my city. Fuck you. • 28 L7299 ) 2.2K ıhl 40K I ❤️ when Josh Allen goes deep Josh Allen is killing you
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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xenobriotic.bsky.social
Don’t cross the picket line
Don’t buy starbucks
sbworkersunited.org Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 17d
Today, baristas are bringing their ULP strike to Starbucks' NYC corporate office, housed inside the Empire State Building.

Workers and allies are demanding the company resolve 100s of unfair labor practices, end the union-busting, & finalize fair union contracts. Let's go! #NoContractNoCoffee
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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robinsonmeyer.bsky.social
Circular diagram showing four connected stages with arrows: 1) The world adopts policies to discourage air pollution, 2) U.S. conservatives reject the policies and block U.S. environmental policies, 3) World doesn't change policies; European & Asian firms develop technology to comply with new global low pollution standard, 4) U.S. becomes less industrialized and continues to fall further behind technological frontier, which loops back to stage 1.
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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isolinearchip.bsky.social
You're the guy running the vomit machine on acclaimed television series Mad Men, I'm the guy providing emotional support for the guy running the vomit machine on acclaimed television series Mad Men via a gentle hand on the shoulder, we are not the same (I'm your rock)
Guy kneeling on the ground running the vomit machine. A hand is visible on his shoulder
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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bryguy.bsky.social
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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andycraig.bsky.social
POTUS gave a convicted child sex abuser favorable treatment, and dangled the prospect of a pardon, so she would tell lies about if he was implicated in her crimes. That's not speculative or circumstantial, it's a cold hard proven fact, in and of itself more than enough to demand removal from office.
briantylercohen.bsky.social Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · Nov 12
Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
realmgrec.bsky.social
Charlie Brown: “I’ve heard from Lucy that she is willing to come to the table, she’s willing to work with me to kick this football. So we’ll see if she’s really gonna work with me.”
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Nov 10
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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atherton.bsky.social
The filibuster is so fundamentally anti-democratic that forcing the authoritarian party to kill it so that they could keep taking health care and food away from Americans was probably the cleanest out from the damn thing, yet this Cones of Duneshire-ass opposition party loves rules more than wins.
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
realmgrec.bsky.social
Pure uncut loser shit
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Nov 10
Angus King: "This initial strategy didn't work. And now we have one. We're gonna have a guaranteed vote on the ACA, and it may not succeed. I grant that. But a reasonable chance -- 10, 20, 30% -- is a lot better than 0% which is where we were."
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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mckelvie.bsky.social
There is unrest in the Galactic Senate. Several thousand solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic. This separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Count Dooku, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy. Senator Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning to the Galactic Senate to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC to assist the overwhelmed Jedi....
November 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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today-maybe.bsky.social
'Maybe it will happen today' styled as a Mamdani campaign poster. 'Maybe' is a large, gold, serif font with a red drop shadow, and 'it will happen today' is set below that in a gold all-caps, sans-serif font, all on an ultramarine blue background.
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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jordanuhl.com
"I can still smell the onions and the mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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mmasnick.bsky.social
Look, it's impossible to get just how stupid this is into a single headline, but I tried, okay?
techdirt.com Techdirt @techdirt.com · Nov 3
60 Minutes Edits Donald Trump Telling Them 60 Minutes Should Edit Donald Trump Talking About How 60 Minutes Paid Him For Editing Kamala Harris

60 Minutes is under new management and things are getting stupid faster than you might expect. Last night’s episode featured President Trump, which is…
60 Minutes Edits Donald Trump Telling Them 60 Minutes Should Edit Donald Trump Talking About How 60 Minutes Paid Him For Editing Kamala Harris
60 Minutes is under new management and things are getting stupid faster than you might expect. Last night’s episode featured President Trump, which is currently being described as “nuts.” There are all sorts of crazy moments to call out, but let’s start with the recursively meta nonsense. 60 Minutes edited out a segment where Donald Trump tells them to edit out a segment in which he brags about getting CBS to pay him because of them editing out part of an answer by Kamala Harris, and he notes that CBS clearly did the wrong thing in editing Harris in the same fucking sentence he tells them to edit out what he’s saying.
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November 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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gravity-pike.bsky.social
American Kappa whose head is full of diet coke instead of spring water.
November 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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notarealdoctor.bsky.social
Logging on
October 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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eerieseymour.bsky.social
The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.
October 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM