Rastamik
rastamik.bsky.social
Rastamik
@rastamik.bsky.social

“You are the way and the wayfarers.
And when one of you falls down he falls for those behind him, a caution against the stumbling stone.
Aye, and he falls for those ahead of him, who, though faster and surer of foot, yet removed not the stumbling stone.
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Kid Rock claiming Bad Bunny only got the Super Bowl because of DEI, while Rock cancels tour dates and Bad Bunny sells out stadiums, is the perfect metaphor for the oblivious, jealous conceit of white grievance.
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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Emo's like to communicate in short and long sighs, it's called morose code.
February 10, 2026 at 9:40 AM
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the patriots can still win the super bowl of mike pence is willing to do the right thing
February 10, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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they're called hummingbirds because they don't know the words
February 3, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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SUPERMAN: I have super strength

FLASH: I have super speed

AQUAMAN: I control sea creatures

GREEN ARROW: I tell cars when to turn left
January 28, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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Chris Hedges—

"What we are witnessing with ICE slaughtering citizens in the streets of Minneapolis is what Aimé Césaire called the "imperial boomerang"."
January 26, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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Can Joe Rogan maybe figure this shit out a little faster so that we might save the republic
January 23, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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Trump Jr right now
January 21, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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does this mercator projection make my skeet look big?
January 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Enjoyed seeing this wholesome guy just noping all of Fox's leading questions. It was like

Q:Don't you thinks she was wrong?

A: No obviously ICE was wrong

Q: What about the people who shouldn't be here?

A: Obviously they should be here

Q: Anything el--

A: I have a bell!
Hannity has a Fox reporter in Minneapolis talk to a random protester walking through the city who goes on to spit bars for 2 minutes
January 10, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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schrödinger put an elephant in the room but nobody and everybody talked about it
January 8, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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ME: it’s boxing day

SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
December 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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dont spit on the ground, the dirt in your yard is slowly developing a taste for humans. thats how sink holes happen.
December 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Drug runners are camouflaging their boats so they don’t get blown up.
December 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins
December 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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I wonder if Donald Trump ever took JD Vance furniture shopping 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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This circus is running low on bread.
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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More stoned than a first century adulterer.
November 5, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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Want to see a microcosm of America? Immigrants won the World Series for the Dodgers and immigrants will be unwelcome and hunted at the victory parade.
November 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Haven't forgotten.
October 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Halloween from
Down Under

I love Kangaroos
Just had to share
(sound up) 🎃🤣
October 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Never having worried when they will next eat has left people in power apparently unaware of the level of anger they are about to unleash upon themselves.To quote Bob Marley -A hungry man is an angry man.
October 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.

Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Should we ever crawl out of this we need to invest heavily in solving the climate crisis.

This could create a lot of high paying jobs and generate a ton of revenue.

Defense of our climate should rank as high as tanks and war planes.
October 30, 2025 at 8:33 AM