C.L. Varner
@randomentity.bsky.social
Writer, graphic designer, motion artist, horror enthusiast, Creator of The "Brent" Files. (he/him)
🦷Just scream inside your heart🦷🏴🚩
🦷Just scream inside your heart🦷🏴🚩
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C.L. Varner
@randomentity.bsky.social
· Nov 7
The “Brent” Files is my ongoing video project uncovering a vast conspiracy.
I’ll say it, @jamesthefourth.bsky.social is the greatest working horror writer in comics right now. He’s going to be looked back on in 20-30 years like we talk about Alan Moore, Warren Ellis, Grant Morrison now.
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I’ll say it, @jamesthefourth.bsky.social is the greatest working horror writer in comics right now. He’s going to be looked back on in 20-30 years like we talk about Alan Moore, Warren Ellis, Grant Morrison now.
Now that everyone is talking about how cool @realgdt.bsky.social is, I would once again like to announce my openness to hang out with him and talk about monsters while painting models of said monsters. I will be completely cool and normal. I promise.
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Now that everyone is talking about how cool @realgdt.bsky.social is, I would once again like to announce my openness to hang out with him and talk about monsters while painting models of said monsters. I will be completely cool and normal. I promise.
Thought it might be a 65daysofstatic focus mix kind of morning but it might actually be a Red Sparowes morning.
October 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Thought it might be a 65daysofstatic focus mix kind of morning but it might actually be a Red Sparowes morning.
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ADHD assessment time!
October 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
ADHD assessment time!
Watched this and now I'm convinced I can be friends with @realgdt.bsky.social If I just find the right person.
youtu.be/CYlon2tvywA?...
youtu.be/CYlon2tvywA?...
Can you really reach anyone in 6 steps?
YouTube video by Veritasium
youtu.be
October 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Watched this and now I'm convinced I can be friends with @realgdt.bsky.social If I just find the right person.
youtu.be/CYlon2tvywA?...
youtu.be/CYlon2tvywA?...
Castle Rat is a band you’d find on an 8-track in your cool uncle’s closet next to his old D&D books.
September 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Castle Rat is a band you’d find on an 8-track in your cool uncle’s closet next to his old D&D books.
My keyboard has a WHAT KEY?!?
September 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My keyboard has a WHAT KEY?!?
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every UK video game in the 80s and 90s was made by a guy named like "lord wensleydale" or two guys named "the chippy twins" and was about an egg with no special abilities going on an adventure and dying immediately. it was ported to the super nintendo where everyone hated it
February 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
every UK video game in the 80s and 90s was made by a guy named like "lord wensleydale" or two guys named "the chippy twins" and was about an egg with no special abilities going on an adventure and dying immediately. it was ported to the super nintendo where everyone hated it
RIP Oedipus, you would’ve loved MILF Manor
September 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
RIP Oedipus, you would’ve loved MILF Manor
Have any of you watched Presence? Is it interesting?
September 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Have any of you watched Presence? Is it interesting?
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arrested for illegal use of the nba jam big head code
September 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
arrested for illegal use of the nba jam big head code
Every time I get the Rowan, Rook & Deckard email I’m like “man I want to be buds with @gshowitt.bsky.social what a cool chap”
September 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Every time I get the Rowan, Rook & Deckard email I’m like “man I want to be buds with @gshowitt.bsky.social what a cool chap”
I’ve worked in porn for over 13 years and hearing a girl say “oh my gosh” still cracks me up.
August 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’ve worked in porn for over 13 years and hearing a girl say “oh my gosh” still cracks me up.
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Oh hell yeah, it includes “Jocko Homo” with the filmed introduction. This performance was *electrifying*, so weird and cool and subversive.
Since you can never find their full, unaltered (which even the above is - look at the speed) SNL performance on Youtube: here it is vimeo.com/801413574
SNL DEVO.mp4
This is "SNL DEVO.mp4" by Mr joe Lynch on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
vimeo.com
August 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Oh hell yeah, it includes “Jocko Homo” with the filmed introduction. This performance was *electrifying*, so weird and cool and subversive.
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
bit.ly
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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Artists working in mainstream USA comics: Marvel, DC, Dark Horse, Image, etc. all expect art to these dimensions. I'm seeing more and more disregard for the standard specs, and it affects everyone's deadlines to have production try and wrestle your art into proper proportions.
August 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Artists working in mainstream USA comics: Marvel, DC, Dark Horse, Image, etc. all expect art to these dimensions. I'm seeing more and more disregard for the standard specs, and it affects everyone's deadlines to have production try and wrestle your art into proper proportions.
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as always, the secret is to combine two items in your inventory into one :)
A man rescued a skunk using a skateboard and leash after the animal got stuck in a skate bowl in Reading, Pennsylvania. Once the skunk returned to ground level, it was seen walking away with the leash.
August 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
as always, the secret is to combine two items in your inventory into one :)
Every time I watch a terrible movie I just get mad at myself for not just doing the thing and making a movie.
August 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Every time I watch a terrible movie I just get mad at myself for not just doing the thing and making a movie.
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Been working my way through Ronald Malfi’s work lately, starting with They Lurk, a collection of short stories, then Come With Me and now on Black Mouth. Highly recommend.
August 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Been working my way through Ronald Malfi’s work lately, starting with They Lurk, a collection of short stories, then Come With Me and now on Black Mouth. Highly recommend.
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Everybody better be talking about Jessie Gender's ban from Bluesky.
This is unmitigated bullshit that can't stand.
And fuck transphobes.
This is unmitigated bullshit that can't stand.
And fuck transphobes.
August 16, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Everybody better be talking about Jessie Gender's ban from Bluesky.
This is unmitigated bullshit that can't stand.
And fuck transphobes.
This is unmitigated bullshit that can't stand.
And fuck transphobes.
If I ever tell you I hate metal band names, send help.
Immortal Disfigurement?
Dismembered Tyrant?!
WORM SHEPHERD?!?!
Immortal Disfigurement?
Dismembered Tyrant?!
WORM SHEPHERD?!?!
August 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If I ever tell you I hate metal band names, send help.
Immortal Disfigurement?
Dismembered Tyrant?!
WORM SHEPHERD?!?!
Immortal Disfigurement?
Dismembered Tyrant?!
WORM SHEPHERD?!?!