C.L. Varner
@randomentity.bsky.social
Writer, graphic designer, motion artist, horror enthusiast, Creator of The "Brent" Files. (he/him)
🦷Just scream inside your heart🦷🏴🚩
🦷Just scream inside your heart🦷🏴🚩
My keyboard has a WHAT KEY?!?
September 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My keyboard has a WHAT KEY?!?
I don’t know what I did to deserve this, but I am offended.
August 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I don’t know what I did to deserve this, but I am offended.
Started Expedition 33 and I will die for her.
August 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Started Expedition 33 and I will die for her.
For my 44th birthday I got a bunion? This is bullshit.
August 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
For my 44th birthday I got a bunion? This is bullshit.
Me having to watch porn in real time as I edit.
July 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Me having to watch porn in real time as I edit.
Sometimes bonsai is just sitting and staring at a tiny tree to figure out what the fuck its problem is.
July 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Sometimes bonsai is just sitting and staring at a tiny tree to figure out what the fuck its problem is.
How it feels living in the United States right now.
July 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
How it feels living in the United States right now.
I really need to buy a truck or suv or something bigger than a nissan Altima.
July 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I really need to buy a truck or suv or something bigger than a nissan Altima.
Sometimes I’m really good at my job.
June 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Sometimes I’m really good at my job.
Blessed be the timeline.
June 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Blessed be the timeline.
Blessed be the timeline
June 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Blessed be the timeline
Yep, those are Japanese cucumbers
June 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Yep, those are Japanese cucumbers
We need to put an end to this trans-equine agenda
Horse shampoo
Horse tranquilizers
Horse dewormer
Horse electrolytes
They are the sons of the Bronies we did not shame.
Horse shampoo
Horse tranquilizers
Horse dewormer
Horse electrolytes
They are the sons of the Bronies we did not shame.
June 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
We need to put an end to this trans-equine agenda
Horse shampoo
Horse tranquilizers
Horse dewormer
Horse electrolytes
They are the sons of the Bronies we did not shame.
Horse shampoo
Horse tranquilizers
Horse dewormer
Horse electrolytes
They are the sons of the Bronies we did not shame.
It was a close one for me
June 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It was a close one for me
Got the Bosnian pine repotted and the top cut only to notice a terrible inverse taper so in the winter I’ll have to cut it back even more.
May 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Got the Bosnian pine repotted and the top cut only to notice a terrible inverse taper so in the winter I’ll have to cut it back even more.
The sale was buy one 50% off and get another free. That’s how bad they wanted everything gone. So I got two 5’ trees for $20.
May 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The sale was buy one 50% off and get another free. That’s how bad they wanted everything gone. So I got two 5’ trees for $20.
How to burn all of your hopes in just a few months. What do they have on you, Cory?
May 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
How to burn all of your hopes in just a few months. What do they have on you, Cory?
Honestly I feel like I’m better off not knowing.
May 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Honestly I feel like I’m better off not knowing.
I have a whole ass flock of chickens.
April 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I have a whole ass flock of chickens.
I bought this house for $267K. It’s weird being priced out of your own neighborhood while you live there. I could not afford the house I live in if I tried to buy it today. It has been 5 years.
March 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I bought this house for $267K. It’s weird being priced out of your own neighborhood while you live there. I could not afford the house I live in if I tried to buy it today. It has been 5 years.
March 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM