C.L. Varner
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C.L. Varner
@randomentity.bsky.social
Writer, graphic designer, motion artist, horror enthusiast, Creator of The "Brent" Files. (he/him)

🦷Just scream inside your heart🦷🏴🚩
My keyboard has a WHAT KEY?!?
September 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I don’t know what I did to deserve this, but I am offended.
August 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Started Expedition 33 and I will die for her.
August 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
For my 44th birthday I got a bunion? This is bullshit.
August 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Me having to watch porn in real time as I edit.
July 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
July 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
July 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Sometimes bonsai is just sitting and staring at a tiny tree to figure out what the fuck its problem is.
July 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
How it feels living in the United States right now.
July 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I really need to buy a truck or suv or something bigger than a nissan Altima.
July 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Sometimes I’m really good at my job.
June 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
More of this
June 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Blessed be the timeline.
June 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Blessed be the timeline
June 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Yep, those are Japanese cucumbers
June 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We need to put an end to this trans-equine agenda
Horse shampoo
Horse tranquilizers
Horse dewormer
Horse electrolytes
They are the sons of the Bronies we did not shame.
June 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It was a close one for me
June 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Got the Bosnian pine repotted and the top cut only to notice a terrible inverse taper so in the winter I’ll have to cut it back even more.
May 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The sale was buy one 50% off and get another free. That’s how bad they wanted everything gone. So I got two 5’ trees for $20.
May 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
How to burn all of your hopes in just a few months. What do they have on you, Cory?
May 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Honestly I feel like I’m better off not knowing.
May 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Respectfully
May 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I have a whole ass flock of chickens.
April 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I bought this house for $267K. It’s weird being priced out of your own neighborhood while you live there. I could not afford the house I live in if I tried to buy it today. It has been 5 years.
March 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
They increased the allowed video length?
#horror #foundfootage #thebrentfiles
March 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM