My landlord just had to stop by so we could sign some paperwork and after 15 minutes I realized I was sitting there chopping it up with my LANDLORD
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
My landlord just had to stop by so we could sign some paperwork and after 15 minutes I realized I was sitting there chopping it up with my LANDLORD
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By 30 every man should have a hobby that will kill him someday, an ex who internet stalks them, briefly considered moving to Philadelphia, multiple baristas who know details about their lives their own mothers don’t know, and a blood feud with a local politician
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
By 30 every man should have a hobby that will kill him someday, an ex who internet stalks them, briefly considered moving to Philadelphia, multiple baristas who know details about their lives their own mothers don’t know, and a blood feud with a local politician
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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
A lobster watched me make this
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
A lobster watched me make this
Jojo silwa for nyc mayor
November 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Jojo silwa for nyc mayor
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
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"women don't like the vehicle" is going to be lodged in my brain's neocortex for the rest of my natural life www.wired.com/story/owning...
October 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"women don't like the vehicle" is going to be lodged in my brain's neocortex for the rest of my natural life www.wired.com/story/owning...
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Could we maybe address all the fucking coal first?
The people who are most vulnerable to the hard-to-breathe air that comes with climate change may inadvertently be adding to the problem, new research finds. https://cnn.it/4pWQMoh
October 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Could we maybe address all the fucking coal first?
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Baaabee? Did your knob get smashed up all narsty?
September 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Baaabee? Did your knob get smashed up all narsty?
Cleaning to you can call me Al will have you feeling bulletproof
March 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Cleaning to you can call me Al will have you feeling bulletproof
Just found out my neighbor works at Trader Joe’s. He’s prob like “oh THAT’S where all the orange chicken is going”
February 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Just found out my neighbor works at Trader Joe’s. He’s prob like “oh THAT’S where all the orange chicken is going”
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I think in terms of like being a creature that exists, bats are cool. They eat bugs, leave me alone during the day, and are excellent pollinators. HOWEVER, now there are some that live outside my bedroom window and I want to shoot them with a gun because they will not stop squeaking.
November 13, 2024 at 4:06 AM
I think in terms of like being a creature that exists, bats are cool. They eat bugs, leave me alone during the day, and are excellent pollinators. HOWEVER, now there are some that live outside my bedroom window and I want to shoot them with a gun because they will not stop squeaking.
I got my midterm back and I got a “squiggles”/20
November 13, 2024 at 12:29 AM
I got my midterm back and I got a “squiggles”/20
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feeding my dog marbles and shit who cares
November 12, 2024 at 9:25 PM
feeding my dog marbles and shit who cares
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We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes
November 12, 2024 at 2:31 AM
We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes
I would like to let the record reflect that I was respecting Sketch’s game song long before he blew up
Oh also he’s SCREAMING the audibles in real life. He is alone in the room.
November 12, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I would like to let the record reflect that I was respecting Sketch’s game song long before he blew up
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Prescription dongs
November 11, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Prescription dongs
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i just did some poking around in twitter's API and found some stuff that's ... *interesting*, to say the least
December 12, 2023 at 8:42 PM
i just did some poking around in twitter's API and found some stuff that's ... *interesting*, to say the least
Few things on this earth make me feel a superior as getting the last open spot on my street.
October 22, 2023 at 1:14 AM
Few things on this earth make me feel a superior as getting the last open spot on my street.
The Aldi sparkling water is as effervescent as McDonald’s Sprite, tastes great, and sounds like a gunshot when you crack open a can. No notes.
October 6, 2023 at 4:14 AM
The Aldi sparkling water is as effervescent as McDonald’s Sprite, tastes great, and sounds like a gunshot when you crack open a can. No notes.