Teddy Zartler
@quantumtessera.bsky.social
Doctor Preeminent Pedant and slightly OCD whackadoodle on Bsky.
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So, are you getting excited for #YoungScientistNetworking? I am! Who do we have?
@chemscrapes.bsky.social @manhattanscientist.bsky.social @pwk2024.bsky.social @marycanady.bsky.social @pauldauenhauer.bsky.social @punkrockscience.bsky.social @jenlove.bsky.social and @merz.bsky.social
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Tenure is Forever...
Dr. No
make a Bond movie academic
The Spy Who Loved Me: Birthright Citizenship and the Law of Alien Enemies
The Spy Who Loved Me: Birthright Citizenship and the Law of Alien Enemies
December 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Tenure is Forever...
Dr. No
make a Bond movie academic
The Spy Who Loved Me: Birthright Citizenship and the Law of Alien Enemies
The Spy Who Loved Me: Birthright Citizenship and the Law of Alien Enemies
make a Bond movie academic
Spectre: {Insert bacronym here}
Spectre: {Insert bacronym here}
December 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Dr. No
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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A+ answers at The University of Oklahoma
(From “F for Effort!”)
(From “F for Effort!”)
December 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
A+ answers at The University of Oklahoma
(From “F for Effort!”)
(From “F for Effort!”)
Hey Coke, your AI ad looks like crap. There are HS AV clubs who could've done it better without using AI. #ButlerianJihad
December 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Hey Coke, your AI ad looks like crap. There are HS AV clubs who could've done it better without using AI. #ButlerianJihad
The ONLY thing I asked for...
#DonutHoles
#DonutHoles
December 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The ONLY thing I asked for...
#DonutHoles
#DonutHoles
I have this awesome #PeriodicTableofElementals for #DnD However brilliant the creator, they left alignment off. So, I need help in assigning elementals' alignments. Good and Evil best. Chaotic and Lawful second best. LFG #chemsky
December 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I have this awesome #PeriodicTableofElementals for #DnD However brilliant the creator, they left alignment off. So, I need help in assigning elementals' alignments. Good and Evil best. Chaotic and Lawful second best. LFG #chemsky
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LUCY: Let’s face it, Charlie Brown. We all know that censorship has ruined Christmas. That’s why we have to support the academic renegades on the intellectual dark web and their righteous fight against the suppression of free speech.
Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas
Sixty years ago, A Charlie Brown Christmas made its debut on CBS. Today, as part of CBS’s new initiative to modernize content, CBS Editor-in-Chief ...
buff.ly
December 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
LUCY: Let’s face it, Charlie Brown. We all know that censorship has ruined Christmas. That’s why we have to support the academic renegades on the intellectual dark web and their righteous fight against the suppression of free speech.
Spotted in North Attleborough, MA...
December 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Spotted in North Attleborough, MA...
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via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
This is fascinating to me. I made a purchase from an online shop. Turns out my new dice come from China. I don't think there is a tariff on it (I paid what I usally paid from a relatively small business). So, what's happening?
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This is fascinating to me. I made a purchase from an online shop. Turns out my new dice come from China. I don't think there is a tariff on it (I paid what I usally paid from a relatively small business). So, what's happening?
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Three days till Christmas and if you haven’t managed to find chemistry themed Xmas cards then I have your back. Some labels too🙂
These printable downloads will see you right!
#chemsky #chemchat
thechemscrapesshop.etsy.com/listing/4389...
These printable downloads will see you right!
#chemsky #chemchat
thechemscrapesshop.etsy.com/listing/4389...
December 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Three days till Christmas and if you haven’t managed to find chemistry themed Xmas cards then I have your back. Some labels too🙂
These printable downloads will see you right!
#chemsky #chemchat
thechemscrapesshop.etsy.com/listing/4389...
These printable downloads will see you right!
#chemsky #chemchat
thechemscrapesshop.etsy.com/listing/4389...
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Anybody in RI ever eaten at Jayd Bun?
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Anybody in RI ever eaten at Jayd Bun?
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CW: animal cruelty
This is Chance. He was brutally beaten, leaving him with a severe facial injury and broken jaw. We want to ensure he gets all the care he could ever need related to his head injuries and beyond. You can help him below ❤️🩹
15outof10.org/chance/
This is Chance. He was brutally beaten, leaving him with a severe facial injury and broken jaw. We want to ensure he gets all the care he could ever need related to his head injuries and beyond. You can help him below ❤️🩹
15outof10.org/chance/
December 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
CW: animal cruelty
This is Chance. He was brutally beaten, leaving him with a severe facial injury and broken jaw. We want to ensure he gets all the care he could ever need related to his head injuries and beyond. You can help him below ❤️🩹
15outof10.org/chance/
This is Chance. He was brutally beaten, leaving him with a severe facial injury and broken jaw. We want to ensure he gets all the care he could ever need related to his head injuries and beyond. You can help him below ❤️🩹
15outof10.org/chance/
Reality has a well-known liberal bias...
The dumbest person in American letters
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Reality has a well-known liberal bias...
Man, a good history teacher makes all the difference. I was raised jewish and identify as atheist, but I find myself citing parables (and the like) to my colleagues as illustrative stories. I learned all of my christian theology taking Art History in college. #GoucherProud
December 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Man, a good history teacher makes all the difference. I was raised jewish and identify as atheist, but I find myself citing parables (and the like) to my colleagues as illustrative stories. I learned all of my christian theology taking Art History in college. #GoucherProud
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Never forget: Elon Musk has blood on his hands.
December 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Never forget: Elon Musk has blood on his hands.
I must say no a lot...
December 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I must say no a lot...
Who is Collinsworth going to glaze with Mahomes done for the season?
December 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Who is Collinsworth going to glaze with Mahomes done for the season?
Go Dawgs!!
"It’s a huge relief."
When Jared Wilson was carted off the field in Cincinnati, it looked like he suffered a serious injury.
Instead, the injury looked worse than it appeared. Wilson returns against Buffalo after missing one game. www.masslive.com/patriots/202...
When Jared Wilson was carted off the field in Cincinnati, it looked like he suffered a serious injury.
Instead, the injury looked worse than it appeared. Wilson returns against Buffalo after missing one game. www.masslive.com/patriots/202...
Patriots rookie offensive lineman returns after scary injury
Jared Wilson, who was carted off against the Bengals, will rejoin the Patriots against Buffalo after missing one game.
www.masslive.com
December 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Go Dawgs!!
Let's go @patriots.bsky.social Bring it @mikefeigin.bsky.social !
December 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Let's go @patriots.bsky.social Bring it @mikefeigin.bsky.social !