Teddy Zartler
@quantumtessera.bsky.social
Doctor Preeminent Pedant and slightly OCD whackadoodle on Bsky.
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a man in an apron is smiling and says i am pumped
ALT: a man in an apron is smiling and says i am pumped
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So, are you getting excited for #YoungScientistNetworking? I am! Who do we have?
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![Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihcxd5wcrrf5nxz3g4riglsrccbucmdns6kxrtmtj6gjgwqibp3fi@jpeg)
February 9, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Which Superbowl ad was the most dystopian? Ring wanting you to sign up for AI-controlled surveillance or Millionaire Athlete telling the poors to stop eating low-cost food?
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Which Superbowl ad was the most dystopian? Ring wanting you to sign up for AI-controlled surveillance or Millionaire Athlete telling the poors to stop eating low-cost food?
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Halftime show was like West Side Story if it was all Sharks and no Jets… which makes perfect sense because there’s now way the Jets could make it to the Super Bowl 😜
a woman in a purple dress is dancing in front of a group of dancers .
Alt: Rita Moreno dancing in West Side story. The New York Jets suck.
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February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Halftime show was like West Side Story if it was all Sharks and no Jets… which makes perfect sense because there’s now way the Jets could make it to the Super Bowl 😜
Great, whose life the Thrill Kill Kult was it?
Great, NOW who's going to Be all of these 52s?
Great, NOW who's going to Kill all of these Bikinis?
February 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Great, whose life the Thrill Kill Kult was it?
More Democrats like this please...
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February 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
More Democrats like this please...
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It's hilarious that Fox News treats these things as deeply scandalous, in between segments where a bunch of adults are sitting around saying stuff like, well, you know, fourteen-year-olds *are* pretty sexy these days ...
I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
February 8, 2026 at 8:40 PM
It's hilarious that Fox News treats these things as deeply scandalous, in between segments where a bunch of adults are sitting around saying stuff like, well, you know, fourteen-year-olds *are* pretty sexy these days ...
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Shout out the Tiktoker who reminded #GogolBordello is a thing. Man, this is the vibe I need for today.
February 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Shout out the Tiktoker who reminded #GogolBordello is a thing. Man, this is the vibe I need for today.
Can we please get more Democrats like L.LouiseLucas!??
February 8, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Can we please get more Democrats like L.LouiseLucas!??
Santa Clara:San Francisco :: Foxborough:Boston
Here is an analogy for those unfamiliar with US Geography.
Here is an analogy for those unfamiliar with US Geography.
February 8, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Santa Clara:San Francisco :: Foxborough:Boston
Here is an analogy for those unfamiliar with US Geography.
Here is an analogy for those unfamiliar with US Geography.
"What's the method variability?"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Have you read the SOP?”
“Have you read the SOP?”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I'm going to quit."
"I'm going to quit."
February 8, 2026 at 12:36 PM
"What's the method variability?"
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It’s #WorldCancerDay! 🎗️ Antibody-drug conjugates are so-called "magic bullet" medicines that target cancer cells while sparing healthy ones. This graphic looks at how they work, their history, and their future: www.compoundchem.com/2026/02/04/a...
#ChemSky 🧪
#ChemSky 🧪
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
It’s #WorldCancerDay! 🎗️ Antibody-drug conjugates are so-called "magic bullet" medicines that target cancer cells while sparing healthy ones. This graphic looks at how they work, their history, and their future: www.compoundchem.com/2026/02/04/a...
#ChemSky 🧪
#ChemSky 🧪
AstraZeneca is hiring in Predictive Science, Digital, and Automation and you even get my face on your screen. Being real, this is an awesome department to work in though #chemjobs #UKchemjobs #EUchemjobs www.linkedin.com/posts/nessac...
Not 100% sure whether becoming *my* new colleague is a win or a threat, 😂 but the amazing PSDA group at AstraZeneca is looking for new faces to join a clever, fun, and interdisciplinary team! I… | Nes...
Not 100% sure whether becoming *my* new colleague is a win or a threat, 😂 but the amazing PSDA group at AstraZeneca is looking for new faces to join a clever, fun, and interdisciplinary team! I believ...
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February 3, 2026 at 11:54 AM
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Billie Eilish during her #GRAMMYs speech for Song of the Year:
“As grateful as I feel, I don’t need to say anything except that, no one is illegal on stolen land. It’s really hard to know what to say and what to do right now, I feel hopeful in this room and we need to keep protesting… fuck ICE.”
“As grateful as I feel, I don’t need to say anything except that, no one is illegal on stolen land. It’s really hard to know what to say and what to do right now, I feel hopeful in this room and we need to keep protesting… fuck ICE.”
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Billie Eilish during her #GRAMMYs speech for Song of the Year:
“As grateful as I feel, I don’t need to say anything except that, no one is illegal on stolen land. It’s really hard to know what to say and what to do right now, I feel hopeful in this room and we need to keep protesting… fuck ICE.”
“As grateful as I feel, I don’t need to say anything except that, no one is illegal on stolen land. It’s really hard to know what to say and what to do right now, I feel hopeful in this room and we need to keep protesting… fuck ICE.”
February 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Hell hath no fury...
February 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Hell hath no fury...
Early life was too cool...
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Early life was too cool...
Or who erected them...
February 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Or who erected them...
Why wasn't I taught about this in any of my chemistry classes?
BEHOLD! The glyphosate-aluminum-fluoride complex! Found here:
gmoscience.org/2026/01/26/t...
gmoscience.org/2026/01/26/t...
February 1, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Why wasn't I taught about this in any of my chemistry classes?
Meaning, Love, and Liberation: A Psychological and Philosophical Study of the Self
Intro to Women's Studies
Physical Chemistry I & II
Bacteriology
Intro to Art History
Intro to Women's Studies
Physical Chemistry I & II
Bacteriology
Intro to Art History
Advanced Organic Chemistry
History of the Soviet Union
Modern American Poetry
Bacteria and Viruses
China Through the Ming Dynasty
History of the Soviet Union
Modern American Poetry
Bacteria and Viruses
China Through the Ming Dynasty
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college.
Physics 2 (whoa, FIELDS?!?)
Astronomy 2 (whoa, order of magnitude thinking/proportional reasoning?!?)
Origins of Life
History of WWII
Relativity & Cosmology
Physics 2 (whoa, FIELDS?!?)
Astronomy 2 (whoa, order of magnitude thinking/proportional reasoning?!?)
Origins of Life
History of WWII
Relativity & Cosmology
January 31, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Meaning, Love, and Liberation: A Psychological and Philosophical Study of the Self
Intro to Women's Studies
Physical Chemistry I & II
Bacteriology
Intro to Art History
Intro to Women's Studies
Physical Chemistry I & II
Bacteriology
Intro to Art History
In case you ever wondered what your samples are feeling... that's -20 C. At least there's no wind.
January 31, 2026 at 11:28 AM
In case you ever wondered what your samples are feeling... that's -20 C. At least there's no wind.
Complicity is guilt...
All I can say is if you still stand with this administration, you are beyond hope at this point.
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January 30, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Complicity is guilt...
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Wooder Ice (/wo͝oded/ /īs/)
Each spring, South Philadelphia residents gather to shear the Phillie Phanatic. His fur is then collected, frozen, and mixed with sugar to create this delectable, redundantly named treat.
Each spring, South Philadelphia residents gather to shear the Phillie Phanatic. His fur is then collected, frozen, and mixed with sugar to create this delectable, redundantly named treat.
A Glossary of Philadelphia Slang
Jawn (/jôn/) A term used by New York transplants to pander to locals and/or cynically promote their recently opened boutique, restaurant, or bakery...
buff.ly
January 30, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Wooder Ice (/wo͝oded/ /īs/)
Each spring, South Philadelphia residents gather to shear the Phillie Phanatic. His fur is then collected, frozen, and mixed with sugar to create this delectable, redundantly named treat.
Each spring, South Philadelphia residents gather to shear the Phillie Phanatic. His fur is then collected, frozen, and mixed with sugar to create this delectable, redundantly named treat.
V for Sausage
The Hunt for Red Sausage
Chicken Sausage
January 30, 2026 at 1:44 AM
V for Sausage