Teddy Zartler
@quantumtessera.bsky.social
Doctor Preeminent Pedant and slightly OCD whackadoodle on Bsky.
My son is in Green Bay today and has his own (Cream) Cheesehead! #GoBirds @sarahmackattack.bsky.social should appreciate this
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My son is in Green Bay today and has his own (Cream) Cheesehead! #GoBirds @sarahmackattack.bsky.social should appreciate this
If you're not following @merriam-webster.com what are you even doing with your life?
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
If you're not following @merriam-webster.com what are you even doing with your life?
This is my new favorite (pseudo)-palm. Travelers Palm
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This is my new favorite (pseudo)-palm. Travelers Palm
I wish people weren't obsessed with "perfect" beaches and we could let nature replenish the beaches...
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I wish people weren't obsessed with "perfect" beaches and we could let nature replenish the beaches...
Mamajuana anyone?
November 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Mamajuana anyone?
Big storm in Attleboro last night. At least it didn't hit the house.
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Big storm in Attleboro last night. At least it didn't hit the house.
Maybe I was wrong...
November 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Maybe I was wrong...
Storms a-comin'...
November 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Storms a-comin'...
Betty is strong in the Derp.
October 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Betty is strong in the Derp.
Clue in today's NYT crossword. Am I the only one trying to fit "Jewish custom" in there?
October 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Clue in today's NYT crossword. Am I the only one trying to fit "Jewish custom" in there?
LMFAO. And, yes, it's not real.
October 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
LMFAO. And, yes, it's not real.
The war has come to me...
October 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The war has come to me...
Last blooms in #HaggenwynFarms
Don't anger me, I have access to Aconitum.
Don't anger me, I have access to Aconitum.
October 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Last blooms in #HaggenwynFarms
Don't anger me, I have access to Aconitum.
Don't anger me, I have access to Aconitum.
Junyah...um...grew this summer.
October 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Junyah...um...grew this summer.
Is this cannibalism?
September 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Is this cannibalism?
The kids enjoying fall in New England. #HaggenwynFarms
September 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The kids enjoying fall in New England. #HaggenwynFarms
I really like IPAs.
September 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I really like IPAs.
Chuck doesn't understand personal space...
September 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Chuck doesn't understand personal space...
I am officially a potato farmer
September 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I am officially a potato farmer
How was this not "The Five Keys to Dodgeball"?
September 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
How was this not "The Five Keys to Dodgeball"?
