Martin Stoermer
@martinstoermer.bsky.social
I do Medicinal Chemistry for viral proteases. Ginger cat and golden retriever dad. Football and non-cycling cycling fan. Chronic pain and immune compromised scientist on the slippery slope to retirement.
📍Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
📍Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Mamdani is going to implement Shakin' Law. Everyone has to paint their doors green.
Mamdani is going to implement Shanty Law. Heave away. Haul away.
Mamdani is going to implement Shakuhachi law. Everyone will be made to listening to the soothing tones of traditional Japanese flute music.
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shakin' Law. Everyone has to paint their doors green.
Not related to anything particularly, certainly not the date. Just that this song came unbidden into my head. youtu.be/Bl0cXwSa6VY?...
Billy Bragg - St Swithin's Day
YouTube video by cookingvinylarchive
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November 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Not related to anything particularly, certainly not the date. Just that this song came unbidden into my head. youtu.be/Bl0cXwSa6VY?...
This is awesome but simultaneously a good case for content warnings. Sorry arachnophobes.
That's a lot o' buddies
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This is awesome but simultaneously a good case for content warnings. Sorry arachnophobes.
This NZ derby in the A-League is hectic
November 8, 2025 at 7:51 AM
This NZ derby in the A-League is hectic
Anyone in Kaiju or other monster movies trying to do Australian accents. Looking at you Pacific Rim.
Name the worst movie/TV accents.
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Anyone in Kaiju or other monster movies trying to do Australian accents. Looking at you Pacific Rim.
And the first issue would be Teen Rogue One.
November 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
And the first issue would be Teen Rogue One.
No #IVselfie today as treatment is over. Instead you get an #ImpatientlyWaitingForPharmacySelfie
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 AM
No #IVselfie today as treatment is over. Instead you get an #ImpatientlyWaitingForPharmacySelfie
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Rain parrot app says. youtu.be/f-mmg4egLtM?...
November 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Rain parrot app says. youtu.be/f-mmg4egLtM?...
Nice MD trajectory
October 31, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Nice MD trajectory
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Novartis is hiring a BS or MS synthetic / medicinal chemist to join the Synthesis Technologies Team - looks like a great early career opportunity #chemjobs www.novartis.com/careers/care...
Research Scientist, Synthetic Technologies
Internal Job Title: Research Scientist I/IIPosition Location: Cambridge, MA, onsite #LI-onsiteJob DescriptionWe are seeking a highly talented and motivated synthetic / medicinal chemist to join the Sy...
www.novartis.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Novartis is hiring a BS or MS synthetic / medicinal chemist to join the Synthesis Technologies Team - looks like a great early career opportunity #chemjobs www.novartis.com/careers/care...
Outlook and the RACI publicity office conspiring to make me never read or glean anything from their emails ever again. So ugly
October 30, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Outlook and the RACI publicity office conspiring to make me never read or glean anything from their emails ever again. So ugly
Reposted by Martin Stoermer
Five or six grams of life, soft-furred and sharp-nosed, darting among the roots and leaf litter of a tiny island in the Indian Ocean. Australia’s only shrew, Crocidura trichura, has been declared extinct.
Touching obituary by @rhettayersbutler.bsky.social
🧪🌏🦊
www.butlernature.com/2025/10/24/r...
Touching obituary by @rhettayersbutler.bsky.social
🧪🌏🦊
www.butlernature.com/2025/10/24/r...
Requiem for the Christmas Island Shrew
The Cry That Faded It never weighed more than a spoonful of sugar. Five or six grams of life, soft-furred and sharp-nosed, moving through the roots and leaf litter of a tiny island in the Indian Ocean...
www.butlernature.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Five or six grams of life, soft-furred and sharp-nosed, darting among the roots and leaf litter of a tiny island in the Indian Ocean. Australia’s only shrew, Crocidura trichura, has been declared extinct.
Touching obituary by @rhettayersbutler.bsky.social
🧪🌏🦊
www.butlernature.com/2025/10/24/r...
Touching obituary by @rhettayersbutler.bsky.social
🧪🌏🦊
www.butlernature.com/2025/10/24/r...
Reposted by Martin Stoermer
Opportunity for lab-based medicinal chemist/chemical biologist at The Francis Crick Institute (London UK) ref: R2461 | closing: 11-Nov-2025 #MedChem #ChemBiol #SynChem #ChemJobs #UKChemJobs #chemsky 🧪
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Senior Laboratory Research Scientist - Medicinal Chemist/Chemical Biologist
Salary for this Role: From £45,700 with benefits, subject to skills & experience Job Title: Senior Laboratory Research Scientist - Medicinal Chemist/Chemical Biologist Reports to: Christelle Soudy...
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October 29, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Opportunity for lab-based medicinal chemist/chemical biologist at The Francis Crick Institute (London UK) ref: R2461 | closing: 11-Nov-2025 #MedChem #ChemBiol #SynChem #ChemJobs #UKChemJobs #chemsky 🧪
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Flight Radar screen shot centred on Kingston Jamaica. Massive gap with no planes where the Hurricane is. Praying for the people in the Caribbean today.
October 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Flight Radar screen shot centred on Kingston Jamaica. Massive gap with no planes where the Hurricane is. Praying for the people in the Caribbean today.
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
(but maybe with less hair on top)
(but maybe with less hair on top)
October 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
(but maybe with less hair on top)
(but maybe with less hair on top)
BOM Radar showing this afternoon’s storm front from Rockhampton to the coast.
October 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
BOM Radar showing this afternoon’s storm front from Rockhampton to the coast.
Beer o’clock. One of my favourites, Weihenstephaner Korbinian 7.4% alc but it’s so much more than just that
October 26, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Beer o’clock. One of my favourites, Weihenstephaner Korbinian 7.4% alc but it’s so much more than just that
Hey Brisbane: youtu.be/R5-BK0z4L60?...
Boom Crash Opera - Dancing in the Storm
YouTube video by Boom Crash Opera
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Hey Brisbane: youtu.be/R5-BK0z4L60?...
We don't really do Halloween here and probably just as well.
Last Google search: Porcine epidemic diarrhea virus
Last Google search: Porcine epidemic diarrhea virus
Your Halloween costume is “sexy” + the last thing you googled.
Sexy polyketide synthase reporting for duty. 🫡
Sexy polyketide synthase reporting for duty. 🫡
bringing back my most viral tweet for spooky season
October 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
We don't really do Halloween here and probably just as well.
Last Google search: Porcine epidemic diarrhea virus
Last Google search: Porcine epidemic diarrhea virus
My un-asked for hot take of the day: truffled Brie. Why? You’ve already got one of the world’s greatest cheeses. Why dick with it?
October 24, 2025 at 7:42 AM
My un-asked for hot take of the day: truffled Brie. Why? You’ve already got one of the world’s greatest cheeses. Why dick with it?
Reposted by Martin Stoermer
The Booker Prize Foundation has launched the Children’s Booker Prize, the charity’s first award for children’s fiction. 👇 #BookSky
The Booker Prize Foundation launches Children’s Booker Prize
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October 24, 2025 at 7:14 AM
The Booker Prize Foundation has launched the Children’s Booker Prize, the charity’s first award for children’s fiction. 👇 #BookSky