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Dave Palmer
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Organic chemist, enzymologist, professor, cat dad. PEI ➡️ Queen's U ➡️ UIUC ➡️ USask. 🇨🇦✌️🙂 (he/him)
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Shirley Povich writing in 1962, with the most immaculate burn conceivable of the Redskins awful, vile owner George Preston Marshall, the last NFL owner to insist on an all white roster: "Jim Brown, born ineligible to play for the Redskins, integrated their end zone three times yesterday." RIP WaPo.
February 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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I'm on the edge of my seat. You don't realize how much you miss the Olympics until they're back and you're huffing pure uncut curling on a Wednesday afternoon before the game have even started officially.
February 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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🔔Collabator Alert🔔

I’m putting together a project on UTIs and the urogenital microbiome and am looking for a collaborator with solid metagenomic sequencing/analysis experience. If you’d be interested in joining the work, I’d love to talk

#MicroSky #UTISky
February 4, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Margot Robbie as the elevator from The Shining
February Movie Preview: www.metacritic.com/pictures/feb...
Feb 13 - Wuthering Heights
February 4, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Oh, that show where two teenagers managed to come out of the closet over 5 seasons without ever using the word gay?
Okay, so looking at the actual report this right-wing group put out... and... this is not at all what the story is "centered on."
February 3, 2026 at 9:41 PM
🎶 Crawfish walking in the hot sun
Ring-billed gull vs. crawfish.

(Spoiler: The gull won.)

laurel-gale.pixels.com/featured/gul...

#birds #wildlife #nature
February 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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"but doctor, i am pagliacci!"

"You’re right, I made a mistake. Sorry about that — I'll be sure to be more careful in my responses next time. Let me know if you want me to find any clowns nearby!"
February 3, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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Sticking with yesterday’s fruity theme, February is also #NationalCherryMonth 🍒

Here’s a look at how the chemistry of sweet and sour cherries differs: www.compoundchem.com/2016/07/21/c...

#ChemSky 🧪
February 3, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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I've seen some crazy-amazing shit in Maui but this may be the amazingest! Apparently, it's a Miniature Melo. A marine bubble snail that seems impossibly cool. And it was tiny. TINY!

#tidepool #marinelife #nature #amazeballs #love #snails #smallwonders #ocean #alien #colorful #goodnight #nokings
February 3, 2026 at 1:54 AM
The movie Groundhog Day was made 33 years ago. I think it’s time for a remake. It should be a shot-for-shot remake, with exactly the same script, and all the same actors.
a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone while a crowd looks on .
Alt: Bill Murray in Groundhog Day saying “Again.”
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February 3, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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February is #NationalGrapefruitMonth – did you know that grapefruit and grapefruit juice can affect some medications? This graphic explains why: www.compoundchem.com/2014/03/07/w...

#ChemSky 🧪
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
No-hug bunny
trundle, trundle, trundle 😍
🌿
February 1, 2026 at 11:26 PM
The Rorschach approach
February 1, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Fuck yeah Flukeman episode
February 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Tell me five classes you took in college.

History of Popular Music- taught by a chauvinist 🐷
Archaeology- sigh, also 🐷
History of Chemistry- from a theoretician
Theoretical Organic Chemistry- from the SCARIEST prof
Introductory Spanish- from a grad student with a thick Liverpool accent 😅
Tell me five classes you took in college.

Molecular Biology of HIV
History of the Civil War
Organic Chemistry (2.5X, lol)
Science Writing
Physical Chemistry (woof)
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college.

Physics 2 (whoa, FIELDS?!?)
Astronomy 2 (whoa, order of magnitude thinking/proportional reasoning?!?)
Origins of Life
History of WWII
Relativity & Cosmology
January 31, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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#Caturday is for getting comfortable - whatever that means to you 😸😺
January 31, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Pan’s Labyrinth (2006)
not the Car Onion
January 30, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Today is #NationalCornChipDay! The secret to a smooth nacho cheese sauce to accompany them is a compound with an appropriate chemical formula – one of four kitchen chemistry tricks highlighted in this edition of #PeriodicGraphics in @cenmag.bsky.social: cen.acs.org/food/food-sc...
January 29, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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My time to shine: newts have sex by the male laying down spermatophores and then waving his tail and head butting the female until she sits on one and takes it into her cloaca.
On 29th January 1996, "Threshold", the Star Trek: Voyager episode where Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into giant space newts and had babies first aired. Since it's #ThresholdDay we aim to answer a burning question: did Paris and Janeway fuck? If so, how did they fuck?
January 30, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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Today is #InternationalLegoDay! Here's a look at how the chemical make-up of the bricks has changed over the years, and some of the changes being made to make the plastic bricks more sustainable: www.compoundchem.com/2018/04/09/l...

#ChemSky 🧪
January 28, 2026 at 4:43 PM
If you could only choose one article of clothing...
[squints]
January 27, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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Today we celebrate the annual extension of abstract submission for the Canadian Society of Chemistry conference (this year in Toronto). Extended to Feb 10, 2026. Come to Canada! See our science! Buy me a drink!

Abstract submission:

www.xcdsystem.com/cic/abstract...
x2026 - Abstract Submissions
www.xcdsystem.com
January 27, 2026 at 5:22 PM