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In this house we believe that ketchup is a war crime, Habenero is the best pepper, and that Mint Chocolate is an affront to God.

Trans Rights are Human Rights.
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.

ME: How are you supposed to do it?

MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.

BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
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Abolishing ICE is not enough.
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 22, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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His name is Liam Ramos, and he is 5. He was abducted from Minneapolis and trafficked to a detention camp in Texas.
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 21, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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ICE agents will come to the school patrol asking who the organizers are believing they’re like Soros shadow figures, and it’s like a bespectacled software engineer who didn’t know the names of more than 5 parents two weeks ago.
January 21, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.
January 20, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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every single goddam crisis happening right now is self imposed
January 19, 2026 at 5:48 PM
My wife and I have successfully kept our daughter alive for a week and she is, in fact, thriving.

Please clap
January 19, 2026 at 4:23 AM
January 18, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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January 20, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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ICE and MAGA really did bet the farm on all of Minneapolis’s white people going “oh yes, please take away our disgusting, evil non-white-foreigner neighbors, oh thank you so much.”

it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
January 18, 2026 at 2:39 AM
There are countless moral arguments for being very pro immigration. There are countless economic arguments for being pro immigration.

Setting those aside, having food from all over the world is, on its own, reason enough to be pro immigration
January 17, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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if ICE can’t handle will stancil tailing them in his Honda Fit, they’re going to be in for a rude awakening when tens of thousands of New Yorkers bike and take the subway to their location in a matter of minutes
January 15, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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Vance: I'm crying right now because you stupids won't let me have your green island. I could literally just - don't you know I'm smarter than you? I'm your better - don't leave, don't get the army

Trump: McDonald's needs to sell milk again. Nobody likes the Grimace. They get the milk from him
January 15, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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i think these guys are careening towards something they're going to wind up regretting
Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche calls what is happening in Minneapolis an “insurrection” and threatens to go after Governor Tim Walz and Mayor Jacob Frey over their “terrorism.”
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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This dude, indeed, rules. I guess he’s an influencer of some kind, but I feel like so many people are, more or less. out there yelling “shoot me, bitch.” Every single threat and warning from an ICE agent is just met with greater disdain and more people in the street telling them to fuck off.
January 15, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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Leftists address this constantly. We advocate for universal health care and child care, guaranteed pensions, decommodified housing, and all kinds of other things that would directly address these issues. What we don't do is say "more white babies" which is what is really being asked here
January 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Labor and Delivery nurses are the best people on the planet FYI
January 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Daughter has been alive exactly 3.5 hours and is already vaxxed get fucked RFK Jr.
January 12, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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Everybody should watch this and see this woman, who has a baby in her arms and is thrust into basically a standoff, develop courage in real time.
From the minnesota community on Reddit: ST. PAUL, MN: A sobbing resident calls 911 as federal agents force their way into her home to chase down a DoorDash driver who was just trying to deliver food.
Explore this post and more from the minnesota community
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January 10, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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I'm going to be real with you JD Vance, I don't think a video where the secret police murder someone and call them a bitch makes them look good
January 9, 2026 at 6:50 PM