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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · Nov 1
Every time I open this app
A screenshot from the movie Heat, Al Pacino is screaming something and a hand holding a smartphone has been photoshopped into the frame to make it appear that Pacino is looking at it
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bsakat.bsky.social
A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."
February 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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ashleylynch.bsky.social
A sneak peak at Discord's new age verification.
O.J. Simpson is a) an R & B singer b) under indictment c) embarased by his first name (Olivia) d. no one to fool with
February 11, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
IM FEELING CHIPPER - dashare.zone ADMIN
WHEN DA TRADITONAL MEAN'S OF MAINTANING A HEALTHY SOCIETY START TO BREAK DOWN AND YA CANT FIX THEM YOUR SELF AND NOBODY IN CHARGE CARES, THEN YA GOTTA BRING OUT THE SOLUTION MACHINES - "WATER AINT ENOUGH, DA TREE OF LIBERTY NEEDS FERTALIZER" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
February 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
DA BOWL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A COOL SKELATEN WHOSE SIPPIN A DRINK AND ROASTEN A CIG BECUASE FUCK IT STILL ALIVE WHY NOT , AND IT SAYS "HELL NO IM NOT WATCHIN SUPER BOWL, ADULTS SHOULD ONLY GET BRAIN DAMAGE FROM ALCOHOL AND USING BLUESKY 13 HOURS A DAY " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
February 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
ITS FINE - dashare.zone ADMIN
ITS FINE TO LAUGH AT SOMEONE WHO THINK'S A MARKOV CHAT BOT IS SUPER INTELLIGENT, ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF THE TENDENCY TO OFF LOAD ANY CRITICAL THINKING ONTO AN APP THAT IS GENERATING TEXT WITH NO INHERENT MEANING, ITS ACCEPTABLE TO FIND IT HUMOROUS THAT AN ENTIRE SEGMENT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT A SET OF D&D DICE REPLACES A SEARCH ENGINE, ITS ONE OF THE NICEST WAYS TO HANDLE THE SITUATION, THE WORLDS RICHEST PEOPLE DEVISED A WAY TO FORCE EVERY SKILLED WORKER OUT OF EMPLOYMENT AND TURN ALL ART INTO UNIFORM SLOP AND IF WE CAN LAUGH AT THEIR COLLABORATORS AT LEAST WE GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE DEAL - DA TEXT SAYS "ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF AI USERS, THERE NOT ABLE TO READ WHAT YOU TYPED ANYWAY" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
February 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
BURGIN - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALITON ABOUT TO EAT A GIGANT BURGER , "THE WORLD MAY BE FUCKED, AT LEAST I CAN STILL DESTROY MY OWN BODY" BUT LETS BE REAL A DAMB BURGER AINT THAT BAD , 1 BREAD , 1 LETUCCE, 1 SMALL PUCK OF MEAT FORMED BY HUMAN HAND , CANT REALY BEAT IT, A BAG OF ANYTHING FROM THE GAS STATION IS WORSE , SO DONT GET IT TWISTED IM EATIN ONE OF THOSE TOO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
February 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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chinajoeflynn.bsky.social
I'm seeing differing reactions to the Darnold Super Bowl win:

Vikings fans: "Good for him. He'd never win one with the Vikings anyway."
Jets fans: "I'm building a rocket ship to heaven so I can fight God for creating the fuckig Jets franchise."
February 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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gwenckatz.bsky.social
Macbeth: SHIT
simifresh.bsky.social simi @simifresh.bsky.social · 5d
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
pwnstix.bsky.social
Give the kicker some
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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nesler.org
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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sonic.bsky.social
the new england patriots can still win the super bowl if mike pence has the courage to do the right thing
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
pwnstix.bsky.social
Ugh, ending the night with a jesus ad
A woman with a disgusted look on her face asks "What is this, Reggie?"
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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bogbird.bsky.social
i don’t like nostalgia. the past sucked. the present sucks too actually. the future needs to be good as hell
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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tressiemcphd.bsky.social
I tell you what, Ring figured out exactly how to weaponize white people’s empathy in service to a corporately controlled surveillance state.

Tell them it will find your dog.
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
pwnstix.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
pwnstix.bsky.social
Andy Samberg IS Sam Rockwell AS M(N)eal Diamond
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
pwnstix.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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funkelly.bsky.social
tpusa is pronounced t-pussay
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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junlper.beer
charlie kirk didn’t even perform at the TPUSA half time show
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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nerdjpg.com
Get your child invested in imperialism before they can talk. That’s the only way they can dream to retire.

Trump accounts dot org
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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comraderobot.bsky.social
happy Super Bowl
February 8, 2026 at 6:36 PM
pwnstix.bsky.social
Superb owl
A superb owl
February 8, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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kibblesmith.com
Simply
Having
A wonderful Super Bowl
February 8, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social
I marched my ass up to Cousin Olive Garden to demand an explanation for why they not treating me like family.
February 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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horsedisc.bsky.social
I'm going apeshit
February 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM