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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦
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The forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
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November 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Yeah I guess one of the regimes tried to nuke this one, but it had already been saved
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Now streaming on Prime Video: MAKE FUCK GET GREEN CARD The Melania Trump Story
November 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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But really though, they all end up looking like the bad guys from Star Trek: Insurrection
A Son'a character from Star Trek: Insurrection, Ru'afo, played by F. Murray Abraham. His face is all stretched out and featureless
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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I guess we've all got to be reaaallll careful what we say here on Blue Sky dot com dot app
From "I Think You Should Leave" a man is shrugging his shoulders with his hands in the air and what he is saying is redacted
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Reminds me of one of the prototypes for RoboCop 2
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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A stereotypically Italian chef cartoon is loading a handgun magazine with penne style pasta and holding the gun to his head
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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I'm gonna do something
A man does something by pulling up to a fast food drive through menu and orders: 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZA 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PASTAS AND 155 TATERS
November 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Man this World Series has been wild. Every time I think somebody's got it...NOPE
Zach Galifianakis is screaming
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Every time I open this app
A screenshot from the movie Heat, Al Pacino is screaming something and a hand holding a smartphone has been photoshopped into the frame to make it appear that Pacino is looking at it
November 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Oh I almost forgot
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN
A woman in a pink shirt is standing next to the driver's side window of a car and her head is at a weird angle and she's SMILING
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Also lol
October 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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I love the skeletal silhouette of Dracula's castle
October 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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World Series

I feel it
A baseball player with an exasperated expression after game 3 of the 2025 world series enters the 18th inning
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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My own Graham Platner vibes arc, in three parts:
My series of posts commenting on an article from CNN regarding Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner over the course of several days: 6 days ago: "Oh stop, CNN, I already like this guy enough, you don't have to make me like him more." 5 days ago: "Well, on second thought." 2 days ago: "Yeah nevermind. Nazi tattoos aren't a great look."
October 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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goddamnit
October 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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fuckin' sun
October 17, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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A shocked Pedro Pascal
October 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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This one always gives me a chuckle when I randomly see it again
A man is running and a second image of his muscular system is running behind him with the caption "Give me your skin, George"
October 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Peter Thiel enthusiastically describing how Greta Thunberg is somehow the antichrist:
Tim Heidecker as a sweaty character who is very sweaty and weird
October 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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JD Vance points and recognizes something
October 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM