pumpkabumpkin
@pumpkinhead69.bsky.social
29, existing on this mortal plane. Chronically fatal Halloween enjoyer. Tranny, they/them. Here for leaf litter, to create multi layers that decompose on top of each other creating rich soil.
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pumpkabumpkin
@pumpkinhead69.bsky.social
· Jan 15
Sexy and ready to hexy
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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this isn’t a coincidence, coming right after an administration literally bought and paid for by big tobacco has largely destroyed federal public health capacity
With more actors, pop stars and other celebrities spotted unapologetically smoking, the cultural taboo against it shows signs of ebbing. That worries antismoking advocates. 🔗 on.wsj.com/49om2X4
December 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
this isn’t a coincidence, coming right after an administration literally bought and paid for by big tobacco has largely destroyed federal public health capacity
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excited to find out what dumb ass scam is going to be The Most Important Technology of All Time after AI stuff stops paying out
October 25, 2023 at 2:08 AM
excited to find out what dumb ass scam is going to be The Most Important Technology of All Time after AI stuff stops paying out
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I think we need to reclaim Christmas. The one holiday a year we have that is supposed to encourage charity, community, and kindness, and we just let these vapid hateful people who make this time of year miserable just take it over? Fuck that.
December 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I think we need to reclaim Christmas. The one holiday a year we have that is supposed to encourage charity, community, and kindness, and we just let these vapid hateful people who make this time of year miserable just take it over? Fuck that.
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Eating all the pine needles off the floor as a child helped me develop the thick waxy coating I have today
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Eating all the pine needles off the floor as a child helped me develop the thick waxy coating I have today
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if you don't want people to dislike you, try being everything to everyone at all times
December 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
if you don't want people to dislike you, try being everything to everyone at all times
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i'm not happy. fix that.
December 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
i'm not happy. fix that.
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Society for the Study of Evolution:
"We [...] strongly oppose attempts by the HHS to claim that there is a biological basis to defining gender as a strictly binary trait (male/female) determined by genitalia at birth."
www.evolutionsociety.org/news/display...
"We [...] strongly oppose attempts by the HHS to claim that there is a biological basis to defining gender as a strictly binary trait (male/female) determined by genitalia at birth."
www.evolutionsociety.org/news/display...
Letter RE: Scientific Understanding of Sex and Gender
We, the Council of the Society for the Study of Evolution, strongly oppose attempts by the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) to claim that there is a biological basis to defining gender as...
www.evolutionsociety.org
October 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Society for the Study of Evolution:
"We [...] strongly oppose attempts by the HHS to claim that there is a biological basis to defining gender as a strictly binary trait (male/female) determined by genitalia at birth."
www.evolutionsociety.org/news/display...
"We [...] strongly oppose attempts by the HHS to claim that there is a biological basis to defining gender as a strictly binary trait (male/female) determined by genitalia at birth."
www.evolutionsociety.org/news/display...
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jokes on you I’m actually a creature fully separate from your perception of me
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
jokes on you I’m actually a creature fully separate from your perception of me
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Today I made a candy glass sugar cookie based on Ellsworth Kelly's 'Austin' chapel (2018) on the Blanton Museum grounds.
December 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Today I made a candy glass sugar cookie based on Ellsworth Kelly's 'Austin' chapel (2018) on the Blanton Museum grounds.
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wake up
grabbabrushaputtalel makeup
grabbabrushaputtalel makeup
December 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
wake up
grabbabrushaputtalel makeup
grabbabrushaputtalel makeup
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dating tips
December 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
dating tips
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To every out trans person:
Your visibility didn’t just show me who you are. It showed me that it’s possible to be exactly who I am too.
Thank you for providing the roadmap that’s helping all of us find our way.
Your visibility didn’t just show me who you are. It showed me that it’s possible to be exactly who I am too.
Thank you for providing the roadmap that’s helping all of us find our way.
December 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
To every out trans person:
Your visibility didn’t just show me who you are. It showed me that it’s possible to be exactly who I am too.
Thank you for providing the roadmap that’s helping all of us find our way.
Your visibility didn’t just show me who you are. It showed me that it’s possible to be exactly who I am too.
Thank you for providing the roadmap that’s helping all of us find our way.
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Yes.
I used to think all trans people “always knew”. When I found somebody on Twitter who transitioned in her 30s, I figured myself out within three weeks.
Do what you must to stay safe, but if you can, let others know who we are and how we got here.
I used to think all trans people “always knew”. When I found somebody on Twitter who transitioned in her 30s, I figured myself out within three weeks.
Do what you must to stay safe, but if you can, let others know who we are and how we got here.
To every out trans person:
Your visibility didn’t just show me who you are. It showed me that it’s possible to be exactly who I am too.
Thank you for providing the roadmap that’s helping all of us find our way.
Your visibility didn’t just show me who you are. It showed me that it’s possible to be exactly who I am too.
Thank you for providing the roadmap that’s helping all of us find our way.
December 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Yes.
I used to think all trans people “always knew”. When I found somebody on Twitter who transitioned in her 30s, I figured myself out within three weeks.
Do what you must to stay safe, but if you can, let others know who we are and how we got here.
I used to think all trans people “always knew”. When I found somebody on Twitter who transitioned in her 30s, I figured myself out within three weeks.
Do what you must to stay safe, but if you can, let others know who we are and how we got here.
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the recent embrace from those like JD vance of genuine nazism into the republican party has created such a fascinatingly large schism within the party that’s continuously playing out very publicly and i hope it keeps happening
December 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
the recent embrace from those like JD vance of genuine nazism into the republican party has created such a fascinatingly large schism within the party that’s continuously playing out very publicly and i hope it keeps happening
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people don't like it when I say "keep your knife wet" instead of "bye", but they put up with me. out of pity
December 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
people don't like it when I say "keep your knife wet" instead of "bye", but they put up with me. out of pity
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BLESSED YULE AND HAPPY SOLSTICE TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE 🌲🕯️🌟
THE SUN IS GONNA COME BACK
THE SUN IS GONNA COME BACK
December 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
BLESSED YULE AND HAPPY SOLSTICE TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE 🌲🕯️🌟
THE SUN IS GONNA COME BACK
THE SUN IS GONNA COME BACK
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Finally getting around to getting my Christmas cards out today. Better late than not at all, I guess.
December 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Finally getting around to getting my Christmas cards out today. Better late than not at all, I guess.
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I’m sorry, but it is disgraceful to be an academic who uses this technology to conduct research. It should be prohibited in all of our scholarly institutions, including universities and journals.
December 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I’m sorry, but it is disgraceful to be an academic who uses this technology to conduct research. It should be prohibited in all of our scholarly institutions, including universities and journals.
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Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974
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Consider making 2026 the Year of the Personal Website. Even a little thing on Neocities works. It’s just nice to have a home base on the internet that you don’t have to deal with bsky mods are random popping into every post and if something goes wrong with your host, you just move it elsewhere
Neocities
Create and surf awesome websites for free.
neocities.org
December 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Consider making 2026 the Year of the Personal Website. Even a little thing on Neocities works. It’s just nice to have a home base on the internet that you don’t have to deal with bsky mods are random popping into every post and if something goes wrong with your host, you just move it elsewhere
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The news is really testing my commitment to never learning who Jake Paul is.
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The news is really testing my commitment to never learning who Jake Paul is.
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Our place in society is decided by struggle not language, you're playing word games and they're punching you in the face. Stop arguing about language and start fighting back
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Our place in society is decided by struggle not language, you're playing word games and they're punching you in the face. Stop arguing about language and start fighting back
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Folks there wasn't any set of magic words you use to describe yourself that will cis people stop oppressing you, like go back to the 90's and see how hideously we were treated when we called ourselves transsexuals
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
December 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Folks there wasn't any set of magic words you use to describe yourself that will cis people stop oppressing you, like go back to the 90's and see how hideously we were treated when we called ourselves transsexuals
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed