Jaspurr 🎃
@pugliacci.bsky.social
i'm Jasper! (he/him) hobby artist (digital painting and misc crafts), gaming nerd, folk witch. this is a personal account for shitposting and saying swears. 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
oh, my high-school hometown is a small town basically built on historical preservation tourism and the historic women's liberal arts college there. Guess what some dipshit man is gutting and shutting down?? the residential, liberal arts, and science portion of the historic college of course!
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
oh, my high-school hometown is a small town basically built on historical preservation tourism and the historic women's liberal arts college there. Guess what some dipshit man is gutting and shutting down?? the residential, liberal arts, and science portion of the historic college of course!
I had an appt to review my healing progress and it went so well they canceled my social worker appt tomorrow lmfao
grafts are nasty but mine are GOOD nasty, apparently
grafts are nasty but mine are GOOD nasty, apparently
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I had an appt to review my healing progress and it went so well they canceled my social worker appt tomorrow lmfao
grafts are nasty but mine are GOOD nasty, apparently
grafts are nasty but mine are GOOD nasty, apparently
one of my coworkers came to work clearly feeling unwell, claimed to be okay, then after working for a couple hours in close quarters with an immune compromised person, me recovering from major surgery, and other ppl who don't wanna get sick- she announced that she had a fever and THEN put on a mask
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
one of my coworkers came to work clearly feeling unwell, claimed to be okay, then after working for a couple hours in close quarters with an immune compromised person, me recovering from major surgery, and other ppl who don't wanna get sick- she announced that she had a fever and THEN put on a mask
Screwworms have been spotted as far north as Mexico as of 2025!! our government announced in August that we're going to construct a domestic facility to coordinate SIT measures - just ONE, in Texas, on an airforce base
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Screwworms have been spotted as far north as Mexico as of 2025!! our government announced in August that we're going to construct a domestic facility to coordinate SIT measures - just ONE, in Texas, on an airforce base
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i appreciate the grace with which the tumblr zoology pedants allowed me to pretend this was intentional
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i appreciate the grace with which the tumblr zoology pedants allowed me to pretend this was intentional
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Okay so is Pluribus a commentary on AI? Because we've literally got the sum of human knowledge and modern memory telling everyone anything they want to hear, whether it enables good or ill, dressed up as your favorite people. If it's not on purpose, it's at least a damn good metaphor.
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Okay so is Pluribus a commentary on AI? Because we've literally got the sum of human knowledge and modern memory telling everyone anything they want to hear, whether it enables good or ill, dressed up as your favorite people. If it's not on purpose, it's at least a damn good metaphor.
I need to rewatch "Relax I'm From The Future" again so I can decide how I feel about it. I think I liked it? but I also think I need to be More Stoned to truly appreciate it. It is a movie that demands to be accompanied by a good burger and a fat joint
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I need to rewatch "Relax I'm From The Future" again so I can decide how I feel about it. I think I liked it? but I also think I need to be More Stoned to truly appreciate it. It is a movie that demands to be accompanied by a good burger and a fat joint
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NEW via CNN: “The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal”
Exclusive: UK suspends some intelligence sharing with US over boat strike concerns in major break | CNN Politics
The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes ...
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November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
NEW via CNN: “The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal”
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helluva boss fans: omg the RAW RUGGED SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN THESE TWO
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
helluva boss fans: omg the RAW RUGGED SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN THESE TWO
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BANGER ANIMATION 🎨pixelstay
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
BANGER ANIMATION 🎨pixelstay
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look I'm just saying if my partners all became infected with a vegan polyam mind virus from space claiming to be a hard-core pacifist: I'd probably just say fuck it and go on a deluxe vacation for six months while they figured out how to assimilate me
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
look I'm just saying if my partners all became infected with a vegan polyam mind virus from space claiming to be a hard-core pacifist: I'd probably just say fuck it and go on a deluxe vacation for six months while they figured out how to assimilate me
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Gave Pluribus a try, it was gay
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Gave Pluribus a try, it was gay
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Me, watching the pilot of PLURIBUS:
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Me, watching the pilot of PLURIBUS:
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Holy shit, Pluribus. Just... god DAMN.
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Holy shit, Pluribus. Just... god DAMN.
these are fun- what fictional character do I remind you of?
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
these are fun- what fictional character do I remind you of?
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
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I AM IN HOT TOPIC!!!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I AM IN HOT TOPIC!!!!!!!
can confirm that when I helped teach pre-k, the kid who was "good at math" could basically just count to 10 while the rest started to tap out around 4 out of boredom or nerves
also i assume being good at pre-k math is just like “this kid is counting to three crazy fast”
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
can confirm that when I helped teach pre-k, the kid who was "good at math" could basically just count to 10 while the rest started to tap out around 4 out of boredom or nerves
I've described Tunic as Zelda iso with a fox protag, but in a made up language- and frankly that would be sufficient for a fantastic game! but they are COOKING with this, idk what is happening but it's getting unhinged in the best way and I love watching random snippets as my partner plays thru it.
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I've described Tunic as Zelda iso with a fox protag, but in a made up language- and frankly that would be sufficient for a fantastic game! but they are COOKING with this, idk what is happening but it's getting unhinged in the best way and I love watching random snippets as my partner plays thru it.
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
technically I went back to work today. I groomed one small dog and it wore me tf out. I also got to update our fact board, greet regulars and house critters I've missed, and preened our parakeet real good (it is so satisfying to preen a bird you have no idea).
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
technically I went back to work today. I groomed one small dog and it wore me tf out. I also got to update our fact board, greet regulars and house critters I've missed, and preened our parakeet real good (it is so satisfying to preen a bird you have no idea).
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Please help, I've fallen down the Temu screaming goat throw pillow rabbithole
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Please help, I've fallen down the Temu screaming goat throw pillow rabbithole
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.