Jaspurr 🎃
@pugliacci.bsky.social
i'm Jasper! (he/him) hobby artist (digital painting and misc crafts), gaming nerd, folk witch. this is a personal account for shitposting and saying swears. 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
these are fun- what fictional character do I remind you of?
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
these are fun- what fictional character do I remind you of?
this is a terrible photo of our TV screen of my spouse playing Tunic, an adorable game where THE BOSS JUST STAYED DEAD ON THE FLOOR??? Apparently??? 90% of the time when I look up this is a furry iso Zelda game in a made up language, but then sometimes I see just incredible shit
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
this is a terrible photo of our TV screen of my spouse playing Tunic, an adorable game where THE BOSS JUST STAYED DEAD ON THE FLOOR??? Apparently??? 90% of the time when I look up this is a furry iso Zelda game in a made up language, but then sometimes I see just incredible shit
I have surgery in two weeks and because I have only ever really had dental work thus far, my brain has categorized the procedure as "BIG dentist" and I just
October 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I have surgery in two weeks and because I have only ever really had dental work thus far, my brain has categorized the procedure as "BIG dentist" and I just
Stoked to see GOOD frog memes finally - growing up it was strictly pepe or jesusfreak stuff, but Brick Frog goes hard
October 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Stoked to see GOOD frog memes finally - growing up it was strictly pepe or jesusfreak stuff, but Brick Frog goes hard
Friends, I am thrilled to announce that we have finally obtained everything needed for my tit banishing ritual! If you would like to help support myself and @pat626.bsky.social through the recovery period, this thread will include some links.
October 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Friends, I am thrilled to announce that we have finally obtained everything needed for my tit banishing ritual! If you would like to help support myself and @pat626.bsky.social through the recovery period, this thread will include some links.
I discovered the collage feature of pinterest and I think that I may have an illness. Anyways here's Paloma, she's very stable.
September 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I discovered the collage feature of pinterest and I think that I may have an illness. Anyways here's Paloma, she's very stable.
My Facebook neurodivergent group is crashing out over this, everyone is disagreeing very firmly and someone admonished us all to read more Emily Post (probably helpful advice but also fuck no)
September 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My Facebook neurodivergent group is crashing out over this, everyone is disagreeing very firmly and someone admonished us all to read more Emily Post (probably helpful advice but also fuck no)
This is what the hamburglar wears for Grimace! Ronald was shocked and horrified as he is aero-ace and technically a space clown. Everyone knows clowns simply lay eggs! Mammals are lowkey gross.
September 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This is what the hamburglar wears for Grimace! Ronald was shocked and horrified as he is aero-ace and technically a space clown. Everyone knows clowns simply lay eggs! Mammals are lowkey gross.
Birdie was clearly a nepotism hire while they were rehabilitating their brands image away from Overt Crimes. Big Bird's idiot cousin was the ideal addition to the cast for this purpose. Also, apparently Master Shake got his start here?
September 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Birdie was clearly a nepotism hire while they were rehabilitating their brands image away from Overt Crimes. Big Bird's idiot cousin was the ideal addition to the cast for this purpose. Also, apparently Master Shake got his start here?
As we can see here from an older lineup, Mayor McCheese gained his land and position through criminal affliations and a crooked cop for a brother. They scapegoated the pirate but kept Hamburgler as a favor to Grimace, Ronald's Bestie and the getaway driver.
September 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
As we can see here from an older lineup, Mayor McCheese gained his land and position through criminal affliations and a crooked cop for a brother. They scapegoated the pirate but kept Hamburgler as a favor to Grimace, Ronald's Bestie and the getaway driver.
what perfect album came out when YOU were sixteen?
I was very healthy and normal about this band, just like every other teen
I was very healthy and normal about this band, just like every other teen
August 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
what perfect album came out when YOU were sixteen?
I was very healthy and normal about this band, just like every other teen
I was very healthy and normal about this band, just like every other teen
All Cats Are Beautiful! especially Pawtunia, professional forensic photographer.
August 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
All Cats Are Beautiful! especially Pawtunia, professional forensic photographer.
Enjoying my extremely normal coloring book about adorable animals.
August 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Enjoying my extremely normal coloring book about adorable animals.
Honestly most of the instances of this in Disney are fairly obvious queer subtext. Jumba and Pleakley are a couple, Timon and Pumbaa are too, and I've had Questions about Goofy and Pete for YEARS
July 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Honestly most of the instances of this in Disney are fairly obvious queer subtext. Jumba and Pleakley are a couple, Timon and Pumbaa are too, and I've had Questions about Goofy and Pete for YEARS
this is the best we got so far
July 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
this is the best we got so far
I'm actually really pleased with how this coloring page turned out. Coloring is something I find deceptively difficult, but still really enjoyable. How do people even choose their pallette tbh. Layering markers and pencils is a lotta fun, though.
July 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm actually really pleased with how this coloring page turned out. Coloring is something I find deceptively difficult, but still really enjoyable. How do people even choose their pallette tbh. Layering markers and pencils is a lotta fun, though.
this isn't the best picture, but we finally constructed a successful golem to protect our village in minecraft. We can feed him metal ingot to patch him up, and sometimes he gives the villagers red flowers.
July 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
this isn't the best picture, but we finally constructed a successful golem to protect our village in minecraft. We can feed him metal ingot to patch him up, and sometimes he gives the villagers red flowers.
this is Burt, he's a clown (literal + figurative) and greek/Irish catholic. He boarded a weird train while fleeing the cops! Not just because he's always holding, but because he had just performed a b&e to get his shit back from his impounded car
June 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
this is Burt, he's a clown (literal + figurative) and greek/Irish catholic. He boarded a weird train while fleeing the cops! Not just because he's always holding, but because he had just performed a b&e to get his shit back from his impounded car
I was particularly delighted by how people seemed to be just barely retraining themselves from attacking the muppet smoking a pipe and talking with the elf companion's voice. Shakespeare is just a lil guy! With approximate knowledge of many, MANY things! For a price, of course.
May 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I was particularly delighted by how people seemed to be just barely retraining themselves from attacking the muppet smoking a pipe and talking with the elf companion's voice. Shakespeare is just a lil guy! With approximate knowledge of many, MANY things! For a price, of course.
I hate how much I want this now but as a cutie mark. wretched
April 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I hate how much I want this now but as a cutie mark. wretched
Their mother flies away every time we open the door, but I think she might be a house finch? the babies sound very cute. We live in perpetual mortal terror of harming them. This is their house now.
April 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Their mother flies away every time we open the door, but I think she might be a house finch? the babies sound very cute. We live in perpetual mortal terror of harming them. This is their house now.
I've been playing Cozy Grove for a while now and I gotta say, Bruin is my favorite bear so far. what a perfect fucking weirdo
March 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I've been playing Cozy Grove for a while now and I gotta say, Bruin is my favorite bear so far. what a perfect fucking weirdo
As someone raised on the kjv and inerrancy, allow me to be the first to say:
February 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
As someone raised on the kjv and inerrancy, allow me to be the first to say:
Can't believe the squad threw me under the bus just because I harass and lecture everyone constantly
January 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Can't believe the squad threw me under the bus just because I harass and lecture everyone constantly