You need to understand that there is both an officially licensed "Avatar: The Last Airbender" RPG where nobody is allowed to be the Avatar AND an officially licensed "Doctor Who" RPG where nobody is allowed to be the Doctor. The situation is dire.

the boss sent her home despite her protests immediately, but what the fuck

I just can't envision the current administration as capable of doing any of the shit they literally HAVE TO DO to contain this shit. Horseback patrols along the entire border? More trained dogs at customs? giving a shit about the usda??? how is this not huge news ugh

Panama has a facility and Mexico is making one, but I wanna know when the fuck we STOPPED caring about this and dropped the ball. New World Screwworm infestations are nightmare shit we are not prepared for

i appreciate the grace with which the tumblr zoology pedants allowed me to pretend this was intentional

this is, to be fair, how I think most movies should be consumed

bold ass move to give the antag better morals than me, guess I'm cooked

Them: You can't have pets or zoos or lobster anymore.
Me: Yeah so I'm gonna need to keep my dog enslaved until the assimilation hotfix but otherwise sure babes, whatever you say