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Jaspurr 🎃
@pugliacci.bsky.social
i'm Jasper! (he/him) hobby artist (digital painting and misc crafts), gaming nerd, folk witch. this is a personal account for shitposting and saying swears. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈
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These emails really do highlight why rich folk are so impressed by ChatGPT.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Like, how much of this "I talk to chatgpt 5 hours a day and it is teaching me to to become a god" is the result of a normal person glimpsing the abyss that is *literally* a billionaire's every single social interaction, and it fucking destroying them.
May 12, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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In 2017, the sitting president had Thanksgiving with his old friend who had been convicted of sex crimes with a minor.

And we’re only learning about this now?
trump spent thanksgiving 2017 with epstein LOL

fuck it keep the government open this is tremendous content
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Me: i wanna socialize
*gets invited to socialize* oh man thats too complicated i dunno
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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I wistfully reminisce about my boring stable middle class 90s earlyish childhood more and more often anymore because everything is so scary but the fact that people become full on fascists over the same thing is mind blowing to me like. Guys youre the ones making everything so bad in the first place
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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You need to understand that there is both an officially licensed "Avatar: The Last Airbender" RPG where nobody is allowed to be the Avatar AND an officially licensed "Doctor Who" RPG where nobody is allowed to be the Doctor. The situation is dire.
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Jeff has a tiny throne next to Namor
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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listen, we've all had a lot of fun today learning that we truly are ruled by a pedophiliac cabal that permeates every level of big business and government, but also let's not take our eye off the fact that the senate Dems completely betrayed their base and must be primaried until they're all gone
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Holy shit. This is a huge opportunity.
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
oh, my high-school hometown is a small town basically built on historical preservation tourism and the historic women's liberal arts college there. Guess what some dipshit man is gutting and shutting down?? the residential, liberal arts, and science portion of the historic college of course!
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I had an appt to review my healing progress and it went so well they canceled my social worker appt tomorrow lmfao
grafts are nasty but mine are GOOD nasty, apparently
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Screwworms have been spotted as far north as Mexico as of 2025!! our government announced in August that we're going to construct a domestic facility to coordinate SIT measures - just ONE, in Texas, on an airforce base
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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i appreciate the grace with which the tumblr zoology pedants allowed me to pretend this was intentional
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Okay so is Pluribus a commentary on AI? Because we've literally got the sum of human knowledge and modern memory telling everyone anything they want to hear, whether it enables good or ill, dressed up as your favorite people. If it's not on purpose, it's at least a damn good metaphor.
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I need to rewatch "Relax I'm From The Future" again so I can decide how I feel about it. I think I liked it? but I also think I need to be More Stoned to truly appreciate it. It is a movie that demands to be accompanied by a good burger and a fat joint
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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NEW via CNN: “The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal”
Exclusive: UK suspends some intelligence sharing with US over boat strike concerns in major break | CNN Politics
The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes ...
www.cnn.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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helluva boss fans: omg the RAW RUGGED SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN THESE TWO
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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BANGER ANIMATION 🎨pixelstay
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
look I'm just saying if my partners all became infected with a vegan polyam mind virus from space claiming to be a hard-core pacifist: I'd probably just say fuck it and go on a deluxe vacation for six months while they figured out how to assimilate me
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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PLURIBUS:
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Gave Pluribus a try, it was gay
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Me, watching the pilot of PLURIBUS:
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Holy shit, Pluribus. Just... god DAMN.
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM