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💀 F(art) Scott Fitzgerald 💀
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Whiskey drinking, hell raising. Harry Dresden, but for Salesforce. Gluten free sports.
I took the AI thing down. I'm not interested in arguing with the Internet about it.
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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trust me, you are not prepared for any of this
A MAGA relative's new get rich quick scheme is becoming an actor at 50 so on Thanksgiving I learned about AI vertical shorts. His "agent" who charges 10k for 6 months of "representation" arranges his "auditions" He always gets the part. For the in-app price of $25/week, you can watch the following:
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Not only did I cook a shit ton of stuff yesterday with virtually no prep time, I also made breakfast today AND egg drop soup for dinner.
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Deeply disappointing stuff here.
And one more other thing I’m seeing now, that Northwestern unsurprisingly didn’t mention in its statement, effectively banning gender affirming care at NU school of medicine
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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We feed you.
They hunt us.
June 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
What a shame.

As am aside note, that chunk of I-25 as well as the chunk between Fountain and Pueblo is scary as hell. I've seen so many accidents there.
Winter also wrote or co-wrote just about every significant transpo bill over the last decade. Funding, speed cameras, etc. She was a giant in that world.

What a terrible thing. Rest in peace, Senator.
Faith Winter is why Colorado has a paid family leave program. My enduring memory: breaking the news to her that the AP had called it and the measure had passed, five years ago this month.

She was killed in a car crash today. I wish her loved ones solace and comfort. coloradosun.com/2025/11/26/f...
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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i ain’t thankful for shit go fuck yourselves
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Holy shit Wake Up Dead Man was amazing. Get your ass to a theater and see it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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“Any fun plans for tomorrow?”
“No, we have people coming over.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Hahahaha already got all of my shopping done for our gift exchange lol
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Page One in Cincinnati:

“.. I need to be able to look my grandkids in the eye and say I did not remain silent.”

#ICE
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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any bag enthusiasts around here? i have been thinking about a leather briefcase but they are expensive! and i was reading an esquire article suggesting vintage 90s Coach bags were well made, and on eBay, there are many listed between $100-$200 but i have no clue how to at least eyeball for fakes
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Nvidia is NOTHING like Enron. Enron used companies it created in order to make itself look more profitable than it actually was and to hide the fact that their actual cash on hand was low whereas Nvidia uhhhhhhh
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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tis the season to reshare this video
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Every wish granted leads to bubble guts for Dallas. Pass it on
For Immediate Release:

Yes we are leading a fundraising drive for @onesimplewish.bsky.social (link in my feed) while I am also wishing diarrhea on Dallas and all of their fans go birds get to $100k
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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he sees all
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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KP is a friend and a beautiful soul who also takes amaaaaazing fucking photos that literally make his subjects look magical (I’ll share a couple of mine in the next post). he is such an asset to the nerd community—to ANY community—and he could really use some help right now
If I can ask y'all for some help, please read & just share the following?

Medical emergencies + 2yrs of unemployment + debt is a hell of a combo.

Any support would be a huge help. So far, through your kindness I've been able to pay off $3k of my $20,000 debt

gofund.me/5bfe73dd9
Donate to Disabled Vet & Family Need Help After Job Loss, organized by Prakash Upadhyayula
My name is Prakash (aka KP), and I am a disabled veteran doing my b… Prakash Upadhyayula needs your support for Disabled Vet & Family Need Help After Job Loss
gofund.me
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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At New Zealand's Kawaiican cybersecurity convention, organizers hacked together a way for attendees to track CO2 levels throughout the venue—even before they arrived. www.wired.com/story/this-h...
This Hacker Conference Installed a Literal Anti-Virus Monitoring System
At New Zealand's Kawaiican cybersecurity convention, organizers hacked together a way for attendees to track CO2 levels throughout the venue—even before they arrived.
www.wired.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Just because they're undocumented doesn't mean they don't live in a state, for fuck's sake
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Marjorie Taylor punk
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Some of you never paid enough attention to professional wrestling and it shows. A surprising “face turn” always, always, ALWAYS ends back in a return to “heel”.

This is of course a post about Marjorie Taylor Greene.
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM