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I've got problems that need ironing out but they're creasing me up
Imagine thinking that this is worth shouting about. How embarrassing.
The Labour Government is bringing back family services to our communities, with £221,184 of investment for Gloucestershire.

Every child in the Forest of Dean deserves the best start in life, and under this Labour Government, we’re making that happen.
October 16, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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going through old photos, found this from a spanish event where i was flown in to do a meet & greet with 12 tech journalists. our pr had the idea to hire a "hacker" to walk around during the meal, but someone didn't realise the spanish for hacker and pirate can both use "pirata" so we got this guy
October 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
October 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
LOL, and also LMAO

“Spiritual attacks” 🤡
Jordan Peterson critically ill with pneumonia, neuropathy, and sepsis. His daughter Mikhaila claims the illnesses are due to mold exposure, cleaning out a basement, and "spiritual attacks." boingboing.net/2025/10/15/j...
Jordan Peterson critically ill with pneumonia, neuropathy, and sepsis
Jordan Peterson is sick, and suffering from "spiritual attacks" (and surely it's not the drugs, or long COVID, or a meat-only diet, or...)
boingboing.net
October 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This is beyond creepy holy shit
Oh god just saw this OpenAI generated video someone posted to Reddit of ‘A girl knocks on your door at 3am’ and this may be the least mentally healthy product on the planet it not most terrifying
October 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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For those who struggle to use Alt text, especially those ‘big’ accounts that are trying to preach and reach, here is a helpful guide.
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October 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
This is so sad, Rest In Power, king 👑
R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo 🙏🏾🕊️
October 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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This might be the best watch of Kuenssberg since Joe Lycett was a guest.
Put it in your diaries - Sunday 19th October
October 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to correctly rewire a 1363 plug before being allowed entry to the UK
BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to join the PG Woodhouse Society before being allowed entry to the UK
BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to recite Beowulf in its entirety in Old English, without notes, before being allowed entry to the U.K.
October 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Design by committee, ouch 😣
How corporations work: client wanted to change spelling (one letter!) of *one word* in their UI - now 9 people are involved and I've had to write them all a 500-word email.
October 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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fuck off with this shit you racist cunts.

i forgot the word "tumbledryer" the other day so i called it a tumbley bumbley and english is my only fucking language.

abolish the home office.
October 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I need to up my savings I guess!

Also, isn’t the yearly ISA limit 20k? 🤪
October 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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This is good to see but we knew this was happening at the time!
"The book is absolutely chock full of pretty scandalous revelations"

Paul Holden on #politicslive talking about his new book 'The Fraud'
October 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
0118999 88199 9119 725 …3
The only phone numbers I know by heart anymore:

- mine
- my wife’s
- my landline number from when I first moved to LA
- my childhood home
- a Philadelphia community helpline that advertised on local TV with the jingle “CALL for ACT-ION! GREENwood SEVen five THREE one TWO!”
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ah there he is
October 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Lord of the Rings is boring to read and deal with, bloated as fuck and mostly just Warhammer for public school kids and weepy tories
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Absolutely fuck off microsoft
bitch what
October 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
August 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”
October 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Sigh.
October 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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Labour are worse than the tories.

This isn't about doing what's morally right, it's pure ideology of the cruel
July 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It’s an arms race.

Courtesy of @darrencullen.bsky.social
July 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
@ottoenglish.bsky.social

One year ago today, happy anniversary x
July 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Happy Anniversary x
July 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM