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Servant leader for two cats. Tax evaders and gerrymanderers are enemy combatants
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The GOP has completely invented this fear. It has never happened to an ICE officer. Working as an ICE officer for Trump is safer than being an elementary school student or retail worker: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-s-mask...
February 12, 2026 at 5:14 PM
The GOP has completely invented this fear. It has never happened to an ICE officer. Working as an ICE officer for Trump is safer than being an elementary school student or retail worker: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-s-mask...
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And what awaits these clients in Texas? Unspeakably cruel and inhumane treatment.
1. Rotten food. I had a client explain she had to make a half-pint of milk and an apple last every day because the other meals consisted of spoiled or rotten food. One client wasn’t fed for >36 hours.
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1. Rotten food. I had a client explain she had to make a half-pint of milk and an apple last every day because the other meals consisted of spoiled or rotten food. One client wasn’t fed for >36 hours.
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February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
And what awaits these clients in Texas? Unspeakably cruel and inhumane treatment.
1. Rotten food. I had a client explain she had to make a half-pint of milk and an apple last every day because the other meals consisted of spoiled or rotten food. One client wasn’t fed for >36 hours.
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1. Rotten food. I had a client explain she had to make a half-pint of milk and an apple last every day because the other meals consisted of spoiled or rotten food. One client wasn’t fed for >36 hours.
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I had two clients moved within an hour of ICE learning we were looking for them and advising us there was not plan to move them.
A family of four moved 36 hours after a court order forbidding them from being moved.
3 other clients moved within a day of court-ordered injunctions.
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A family of four moved 36 hours after a court order forbidding them from being moved.
3 other clients moved within a day of court-ordered injunctions.
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February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I had two clients moved within an hour of ICE learning we were looking for them and advising us there was not plan to move them.
A family of four moved 36 hours after a court order forbidding them from being moved.
3 other clients moved within a day of court-ordered injunctions.
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A family of four moved 36 hours after a court order forbidding them from being moved.
3 other clients moved within a day of court-ordered injunctions.
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Meanwhile, DHS shows its contempt for the judiciary in a different way. In dozens, likely now thousands, of cases, DHS openly defies court orders.
Minnesota courts enter orders forbidding ICE from moving noncitizens who’ve filed habeas petitions out of Minnesota. They move them anyway.
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Minnesota courts enter orders forbidding ICE from moving noncitizens who’ve filed habeas petitions out of Minnesota. They move them anyway.
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February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Meanwhile, DHS shows its contempt for the judiciary in a different way. In dozens, likely now thousands, of cases, DHS openly defies court orders.
Minnesota courts enter orders forbidding ICE from moving noncitizens who’ve filed habeas petitions out of Minnesota. They move them anyway.
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Minnesota courts enter orders forbidding ICE from moving noncitizens who’ve filed habeas petitions out of Minnesota. They move them anyway.
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This looks like one of those front pages you’d have seen in April or August of 1945.
February 13, 2026 at 4:56 AM
This looks like one of those front pages you’d have seen in April or August of 1945.
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⚡️Several Ukrainian children abducted to Russia returned in initiative backed by Melania Trump, White House says.
"Today marks the third reunification since I have been working strategically with both nations. I have no doubt more progress will come," Melania Trump said in a statement on Feb. 12.
"Today marks the third reunification since I have been working strategically with both nations. I have no doubt more progress will come," Melania Trump said in a statement on Feb. 12.
Several Ukrainian children abducted to Russia returned in initiative backed by Melania Trump, White House says
Several Ukrainian children previously taken to Russia have been returned to their families in Ukraine, U.S. First Lady Melania Trump announced on Feb. 12.
kyivindependent.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:17 AM
⚡️Several Ukrainian children abducted to Russia returned in initiative backed by Melania Trump, White House says.
"Today marks the third reunification since I have been working strategically with both nations. I have no doubt more progress will come," Melania Trump said in a statement on Feb. 12.
"Today marks the third reunification since I have been working strategically with both nations. I have no doubt more progress will come," Melania Trump said in a statement on Feb. 12.
I need Europeans to understand that Republicans are their enemies
"I'm not sure Americans understand to what extent people here live in fear. There is a war going on at our doorstep. This is longer than World War I," Wolfgang Ischinger says. https://to.pbs.org/4kwlvpY
'Are we still on the same team?' Ischinger asks as Trump fuels NATO tensions
In Germany, world leaders are descending on the Munich Security Conference, one of the world's key diplomatic gatherings. Nick Schifrin sat down with Wolfgang Ischinger, the former German ambassador t...
to.pbs.org
February 13, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I need Europeans to understand that Republicans are their enemies
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First, read this and learn about the SAVE Act. Then call your senators. We can’t afford to let them impose a poll tax on our right to vote. joycevance.substack.com/p/voting-a-r...
Voting: A Right, Not A Privilege, For Now
Republicans want to change that with the SAVE Act
joycevance.substack.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:24 AM
First, read this and learn about the SAVE Act. Then call your senators. We can’t afford to let them impose a poll tax on our right to vote. joycevance.substack.com/p/voting-a-r...
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absolutely won’t be the last!
The Tel Aviv indictment is the first publicly known instance of people being accused of leveraging military secrets to place bets on the popular prediction market. n.pr/4kvG3yW
Israel accuses two of using military secrets to place Polymarket bets
The Tel Aviv indictment is the first publicly known instance of people being accused of leveraging military secrets to place bets on the popular prediction market.
n.pr
February 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
absolutely won’t be the last!
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BREAKING: Judge Nancy Brasel, a Trump appointee, has issued a TRO in the Minnesota access-to-counsel case about treatment at Whipple.
"It appears that in planning for Operation Metro Surge, the government failed to plan for the constitutional rights of its civil detainees."
"It appears that in planning for Operation Metro Surge, the government failed to plan for the constitutional rights of its civil detainees."
February 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
BREAKING: Judge Nancy Brasel, a Trump appointee, has issued a TRO in the Minnesota access-to-counsel case about treatment at Whipple.
"It appears that in planning for Operation Metro Surge, the government failed to plan for the constitutional rights of its civil detainees."
"It appears that in planning for Operation Metro Surge, the government failed to plan for the constitutional rights of its civil detainees."
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WCCO looks at one day's worth of petitions for release filed by those arrested during ICE surge. Majority with no criminal record. People were picked up on the way to get prescriptions, going to work, and showing up for scheduled immigration check ins.
www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
February 13, 2026 at 4:01 AM
WCCO looks at one day's worth of petitions for release filed by those arrested during ICE surge. Majority with no criminal record. People were picked up on the way to get prescriptions, going to work, and showing up for scheduled immigration check ins.
www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
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oregon AG rayfield is a dark horse bet for this one — smaller organization, but it’s a huge promotion for everyone involved, oregon prosecutor job market doesn’t have the same kind of intense competition of, like, new york
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
oregon AG rayfield is a dark horse bet for this one — smaller organization, but it’s a huge promotion for everyone involved, oregon prosecutor job market doesn’t have the same kind of intense competition of, like, new york
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Good god.
Yes, NBC out-rated us this week, but it’s completely unfair to compare us when one of their anchors’ mothers was kidnapped and none of ours were.
by Bari Weiss
by Bari Weiss
February 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Good god.
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I’m also thinking about the time Bill Clinton was impeached for - no, really, you won’t possibly believe what Bill Clinton was impeached for given <gestures at everything happening fifty times a day now>
For no particular reason I'm thinking about the time Bill Clinton admitted he smoked pot once in college and it was a month-long administration paralyzing scandal
February 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I’m also thinking about the time Bill Clinton was impeached for - no, really, you won’t possibly believe what Bill Clinton was impeached for given <gestures at everything happening fifty times a day now>
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Fuck you and your mother's mother for putting nazi graham platner blackwater mercenary racist rape apologist unqualified zero accolade attribute motherfucker in this. Eat a bucket of shit and bathe in it, you dirty fuckers.
February 13, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Fuck you and your mother's mother for putting nazi graham platner blackwater mercenary racist rape apologist unqualified zero accolade attribute motherfucker in this. Eat a bucket of shit and bathe in it, you dirty fuckers.
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The media has over a decade of being fash-curious at this point.
If you're young, hip and and a Nazi, they'll fall all over themselves to wroite profiles about how heterdox you are, and how avant-garde your fashion sense is.
Remember the whole Richard Spencer fan club that various papers ran?
If you're young, hip and and a Nazi, they'll fall all over themselves to wroite profiles about how heterdox you are, and how avant-garde your fashion sense is.
Remember the whole Richard Spencer fan club that various papers ran?
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 AM
The media has over a decade of being fash-curious at this point.
If you're young, hip and and a Nazi, they'll fall all over themselves to wroite profiles about how heterdox you are, and how avant-garde your fashion sense is.
Remember the whole Richard Spencer fan club that various papers ran?
If you're young, hip and and a Nazi, they'll fall all over themselves to wroite profiles about how heterdox you are, and how avant-garde your fashion sense is.
Remember the whole Richard Spencer fan club that various papers ran?
Jesus fucking Christ we don't need more populists
A base that has long made pragmatic, sober decisions appears increasingly attracted to charismatic outsiders who promise to break from the party’s failures of the last decade. They see their party’s leaders as feckless and inept.
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Jesus fucking Christ we don't need more populists
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I know this is my lonely drum to beat but it’s actually kind of pathetic to refer to anything on our side as “the Democratic Tea Party,” both because of what the Tea Party actually was and because if our best self-ID is “what the other guys called themselves except Democratic,” we’re cooked.
A base that has long made pragmatic, sober decisions appears increasingly attracted to charismatic outsiders who promise to break from the party’s failures of the last decade. They see their party’s leaders as feckless and inept.
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
February 13, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I know this is my lonely drum to beat but it’s actually kind of pathetic to refer to anything on our side as “the Democratic Tea Party,” both because of what the Tea Party actually was and because if our best self-ID is “what the other guys called themselves except Democratic,” we’re cooked.
I wish he'd taken the flight home to leave them there, cuz how does he know he isn't fired when he gets them back
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I wish he'd taken the flight home to leave them there, cuz how does he know he isn't fired when he gets them back
I how he sues. Not necessarily because I believe in the merits of a trademark case, but because I want the Times to suffer immensely for their politics coverage
The New York Times just launched a new "newsletter about the law and the courts." They are calling it "The Docket."
The Times may not care that Democracy Docket has been publishing "On the Docket" and "Daily Docket" for years, but I believe our 400,000 subscribers might.
More on this tomorrow.
The Times may not care that Democracy Docket has been publishing "On the Docket" and "Daily Docket" for years, but I believe our 400,000 subscribers might.
More on this tomorrow.
February 13, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I how he sues. Not necessarily because I believe in the merits of a trademark case, but because I want the Times to suffer immensely for their politics coverage
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This is crazy — why is Pam Bondi *defiantly* awarding privilege to an email that was only between Jeff Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell, about Donald Trump’s relationship with Epstein? www.youtube.com/shorts/eAbuj...
Goldman Presses for Full Epstein Email — Bondi Says “Privileged” | APT
YouTube video by APT
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:26 AM
This is crazy — why is Pam Bondi *defiantly* awarding privilege to an email that was only between Jeff Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell, about Donald Trump’s relationship with Epstein? www.youtube.com/shorts/eAbuj...
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Playing peekaboo with polar bear Laerke! 🐻❄️
Laerke’s start in life was difficult, requiring intensive care after a medical emergency shortly after birth. Though she’s made progress, Laerke still has specific needs and receives personalized care. 💙
Laerke’s start in life was difficult, requiring intensive care after a medical emergency shortly after birth. Though she’s made progress, Laerke still has specific needs and receives personalized care. 💙
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Playing peekaboo with polar bear Laerke! 🐻❄️
Laerke’s start in life was difficult, requiring intensive care after a medical emergency shortly after birth. Though she’s made progress, Laerke still has specific needs and receives personalized care. 💙
Laerke’s start in life was difficult, requiring intensive care after a medical emergency shortly after birth. Though she’s made progress, Laerke still has specific needs and receives personalized care. 💙
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TONIGHT: @hennepinatty.bsky.social talks to @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social on The #LastWord at 10pm ET.
We continue our efforts to investigate multiple actions by federal agents during this occupation.
This office will be deliberate, and we will not waver.
Our community will not forget and nor will we.
This office will be deliberate, and we will not waver.
Our community will not forget and nor will we.
February 13, 2026 at 1:12 AM
TONIGHT: @hennepinatty.bsky.social talks to @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social on The #LastWord at 10pm ET.
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Guys, I'm beginning to think there's a problem with evil. I'm tentatively calling it "the problem of evil."
Has anyone thought about this??
Has anyone thought about this??
February 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Guys, I'm beginning to think there's a problem with evil. I'm tentatively calling it "the problem of evil."
Has anyone thought about this??
Has anyone thought about this??
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i'm kinda at a loss for words, we have the biggest assholes in the country failing up
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
i'm kinda at a loss for words, we have the biggest assholes in the country failing up