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Servant leader for two cats. Tax evaders and gerrymanderers are enemy combatants
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If you can raise large sums of money you can incorporate a 501c3 and operate it for whatever charitable purpose you want!
You truly can’t conceive of the idea that she actually just wants to help some folks, can you?
December 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If you can raise large sums of money you can incorporate a 501c3 and operate it for whatever charitable purpose you want!
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As a resident of SLC, it’s insane that my congressional district includes rural areas literally hundreds of miles away just to break up my heavily liberal neighborhood. It’s also illegal, since we passed a ballot initiative banning the practice. The ghouls in the legislature will stop at nothing.
December 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
As a resident of SLC, it’s insane that my congressional district includes rural areas literally hundreds of miles away just to break up my heavily liberal neighborhood. It’s also illegal, since we passed a ballot initiative banning the practice. The ghouls in the legislature will stop at nothing.
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To address the headline itself, the politically incorrect truth of the matter is that if you want reactionary bigotry, you do not deserve to get what you want. The Beltway moderate PC police call this elitist and disparaging of Republicans. They can say what they wish; it is what it is.
why are there rarely articles written about liberals in red state urban centers (e.g. Salt Lake City) being gerrymandered into some rural conservative representative?
December 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
To address the headline itself, the politically incorrect truth of the matter is that if you want reactionary bigotry, you do not deserve to get what you want. The Beltway moderate PC police call this elitist and disparaging of Republicans. They can say what they wish; it is what it is.
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How are these fits of presidential incontinence never covered as their own news events in NYT? Hours of sick hateful bile from the curdled joyless leader of the Christian nationalists sitting in the ruins of the tinsel trimmed White House he’s demolishing — seems like a story to me.
December 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
How are these fits of presidential incontinence never covered as their own news events in NYT? Hours of sick hateful bile from the curdled joyless leader of the Christian nationalists sitting in the ruins of the tinsel trimmed White House he’s demolishing — seems like a story to me.
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At least 10 gun industry businesses, including Glock, Smith & Wesson, Remington and Mossberg, secretly handed over names, addresses and other data to lobbyists, who used the details to rally firearm owners to elect pro-gun politicians.
(Published Oct. 2024)
(Published Oct. 2024)
Gun Companies Gave Customers’ Sensitive Personal Information to Political Operatives
At least 10 gun industry businesses, including Glock, Smith & Wesson, Remington and Mossberg, secretly handed over names, addresses and other data to lobbyists, who used the details to rally firearm o...
www.propublica.org
December 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
At least 10 gun industry businesses, including Glock, Smith & Wesson, Remington and Mossberg, secretly handed over names, addresses and other data to lobbyists, who used the details to rally firearm owners to elect pro-gun politicians.
(Published Oct. 2024)
(Published Oct. 2024)
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I’m going to lose my fucking mind if people are going to argue we need unimpeachable proof Trump raped teens to make accusations a big story.
December 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I’m going to lose my fucking mind if people are going to argue we need unimpeachable proof Trump raped teens to make accusations a big story.
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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The Trump administration says it plans to dismantle the National Center for Atmospheric Research, the nation’s premier atmospheric science center. It was founded in 1960 and has facilitated generations of breakthroughs in climate and weather science https://to.pbs.org/4qygWgV
White House pushes to dismantle leading climate and weather research center
The Trump administration says it plans to dismantle the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Colorado, which is the nation’s premier atmospheric science center. The center was founded in 1960 a...
to.pbs.org
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The Trump administration says it plans to dismantle the National Center for Atmospheric Research, the nation’s premier atmospheric science center. It was founded in 1960 and has facilitated generations of breakthroughs in climate and weather science https://to.pbs.org/4qygWgV
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I have no idea which this would fall under because I’d be speculating without sufficient details. But I doubt each tampon has a printed campaign disclosure. And if it’s not for the purpose of influencing her election, the permissible uses are much more narrow and I’m not sure how it’d qualify.
December 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I have no idea which this would fall under because I’d be speculating without sufficient details. But I doubt each tampon has a printed campaign disclosure. And if it’s not for the purpose of influencing her election, the permissible uses are much more narrow and I’m not sure how it’d qualify.
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Healthcare tax credits for working families expire in 5 days.
Republicans refuse to extend them.
Earlier this month I asked a Republican Congressman a simple question -- why can't his constituents have the same health care coverage he does?
Republicans refuse to extend them.
Earlier this month I asked a Republican Congressman a simple question -- why can't his constituents have the same health care coverage he does?
December 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Healthcare tax credits for working families expire in 5 days.
Republicans refuse to extend them.
Earlier this month I asked a Republican Congressman a simple question -- why can't his constituents have the same health care coverage he does?
Republicans refuse to extend them.
Earlier this month I asked a Republican Congressman a simple question -- why can't his constituents have the same health care coverage he does?
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Beijing imposed sanctions on Friday against 20 U.S. defense-related companies and 10 executives, a week after Washington announced large-scale arms sales to Taiwan.
https://to.pbs.org/3NgUXMO
https://to.pbs.org/3NgUXMO
China sanctions 20 U.S. defense companies and 10 executives over Taiwan arms sale
The announcement of the U.S. arms-sale package, valued at more than $10 billion, has drawn an angry response from China, which claims Taiwan as its own and says it must come under its control.
www.pbs.org
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Beijing imposed sanctions on Friday against 20 U.S. defense-related companies and 10 executives, a week after Washington announced large-scale arms sales to Taiwan.
https://to.pbs.org/3NgUXMO
https://to.pbs.org/3NgUXMO
Yeah, it's bullshit. It's what you say at the start of discovery, not years into a thing
Wow: Not sure we've ever heard Katie Phang this fired up. As an attorney herself, Katie has a whole lot to say about the DOJ suddenly "finding" 1 million more Epstein docs.
Trump DOJ PANICS as MILLIONS OF NEW Epstein Files SURFACE?!?!
YouTube video by Katie Phang
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Yeah, it's bullshit. It's what you say at the start of discovery, not years into a thing
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Crowdfunding a prize pool for the reporter who asks her if Trump is the father at a White House briefing.
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announces pregnancy reut.rs/4scF61W
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announces pregnancy
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said on Friday that she is expecting a second child, a girl due in May.
reut.rs
December 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Crowdfunding a prize pool for the reporter who asks her if Trump is the father at a White House briefing.
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“One day, a woman wrote to me on Signal, asking me not to respond. She lived alone, she messaged, and planned to die that weekend. Before she did, she wanted at least one person to understand: Trump had unraveled the government, and with it, her life.” @hannahnatanson.bsky.social essay:
I am The Post’s ‘federal government whisperer.’ It’s been brutal.
One reporter’s effort to show how Trump was transforming government brought her 1,168 new sources — and nearly broke her.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“One day, a woman wrote to me on Signal, asking me not to respond. She lived alone, she messaged, and planned to die that weekend. Before she did, she wanted at least one person to understand: Trump had unraveled the government, and with it, her life.” @hannahnatanson.bsky.social essay:
Because cell phones brought on a new Dark Ages
Banning chemtrails is “like banning unicorns or banning Bigfoot,” says one weather expert.
Chemtrails Aren't Real. So Why Are Politicians Passing Laws About Them?
bit.ly
December 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Because cell phones brought on a new Dark Ages
I can see this guy getting hoist by his own petard, but it's funny that it's *this* petard
Trump frustrated at never-ending Epstein saga, calls on DOJ to release names of only Dems connected to Epstein to “embarrass them” and suggests that despite legal requirement to release everything, DOJ should consider saying “no more.”
December 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I can see this guy getting hoist by his own petard, but it's funny that it's *this* petard
Why is the Times so bad at this?
US media inching closer to admitting that the country is running concentration camps.
December 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Why is the Times so bad at this?
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Here's the deal, says USDOJ to states: we're going to send you lists of voters we think are ineligible, and you're going to take them off the rolls. That "would hand the federal govt a major role in election admin, a responsibility that belongs to the states under the U.S. Constitution." [Stateline]
Trump’s DOJ offers states confidential deal to remove voters flagged by feds • Stateline
The U.S. Department of Justice has sent confidential draft agreements on voter data sharing to more than a dozen states, part of the Trump administration’s effort to obtain unredacted voter rolls, wit...
stateline.org
December 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Here's the deal, says USDOJ to states: we're going to send you lists of voters we think are ineligible, and you're going to take them off the rolls. That "would hand the federal govt a major role in election admin, a responsibility that belongs to the states under the U.S. Constitution." [Stateline]
Don't worry, he's the other kind of racist too
Stephen Miller is a horrible racist in the sense that he is actually not that good at being racist.
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Don't worry, he's the other kind of racist too
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Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin are both children of first generation Italian immigrants who came to America at the time when Italy was very much a "third world country." Without immigration, we'd have neither of these quintessentially American performers.
Some people will commit human rights violations rather than just go to therapy
December 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin are both children of first generation Italian immigrants who came to America at the time when Italy was very much a "third world country." Without immigration, we'd have neither of these quintessentially American performers.
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🚨🚨 SCOOP @ms.now : The Department of Veteran Affairs has quietly implemented its abortion ban following a DOJ memo issued last week.
This will affect 9 million veterans and their dependents, and has been a long time coming: It was outlined in Project 2025.
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This will affect 9 million veterans and their dependents, and has been a long time coming: It was outlined in Project 2025.
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Department of Veterans Affairs quietly implements abortion ban
A VA spokesperson confirmed to MS NOW that the ban was in place following a Department of Justice memo issued last week.
www.ms.now
December 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
🚨🚨 SCOOP @ms.now : The Department of Veteran Affairs has quietly implemented its abortion ban following a DOJ memo issued last week.
This will affect 9 million veterans and their dependents, and has been a long time coming: It was outlined in Project 2025.
Read/share 👇
This will affect 9 million veterans and their dependents, and has been a long time coming: It was outlined in Project 2025.
Read/share 👇
Why should we believe their version on, say, the Crooks assassination attempt, if this is how they stage missile strikes?
December 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Why should we believe their version on, say, the Crooks assassination attempt, if this is how they stage missile strikes?
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Merry Christmas, may all those cool gifts you got be fixable far into the future
www.wired.com/story/expire...
www.wired.com/story/expire...
The Gloves Are Off in the Fight for Your Right to Repair
This year, the right-to-repair movement got a boost from—surprisingly—big tech, tariffs, and economic downturn. But the companies controlling who fixes their stuff aren’t giving up that power willingl...
www.wired.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Merry Christmas, may all those cool gifts you got be fixable far into the future
www.wired.com/story/expire...
www.wired.com/story/expire...
It's not the most important thing, but these idiots are spending our money stroking themselves
truly harrowing stuff
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December 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It's not the most important thing, but these idiots are spending our money stroking themselves
It's Infrastructure Week at last
December 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It's Infrastructure Week at last