Dylan
@dyl057.bsky.social
Methodist theologian of Yinzer liberation
I have cable, and what I miss is the ability to flip through channels. Like before digital cable boxes, you could do it really quickly, like browsing radio stations.
Now every station takes five seconds to load. You can't do it anymore. It's unbearable.
Now every station takes five seconds to load. You can't do it anymore. It's unbearable.
I'm gonna say something controversial but... I miss cable. I miss being able to put a channel on the TV and have it change shows. Even the commercials for some reason I miss. Like im missing out on society.
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I have cable, and what I miss is the ability to flip through channels. Like before digital cable boxes, you could do it really quickly, like browsing radio stations.
Now every station takes five seconds to load. You can't do it anymore. It's unbearable.
Now every station takes five seconds to load. You can't do it anymore. It's unbearable.
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Ah yes, the horrifying opinions of Paul such as:
“There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.” (2 Cor 5:17)
Or
“Do not be overcome with evil but overcome evil with good” (Rom 12:21)
“There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.” (2 Cor 5:17)
Or
“Do not be overcome with evil but overcome evil with good” (Rom 12:21)
November 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Ah yes, the horrifying opinions of Paul such as:
“There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.” (2 Cor 5:17)
Or
“Do not be overcome with evil but overcome evil with good” (Rom 12:21)
“There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.” (2 Cor 5:17)
Or
“Do not be overcome with evil but overcome evil with good” (Rom 12:21)
This is adjacent to the belief that reactionary politics are often a matter of education. Like yeah, maybe sometimes!
But some people just like being racist, or want a dictator.
But some people just like being racist, or want a dictator.
People want to believe that the GOP’s electoral success in red states is the result of dirty tricks and gerrymandering instead of the sincerely held beliefs of a majority of the population because a mechanical issue is easier to fix than wrestling with how to make people not believe what they do.
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This is adjacent to the belief that reactionary politics are often a matter of education. Like yeah, maybe sometimes!
But some people just like being racist, or want a dictator.
But some people just like being racist, or want a dictator.
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Really feels like we’re quickly moving to an American Christianity defined by MAGA Churches vs the rest of us across previously-drawn Roman Catholic vs Protestant, conservative vs progressive, etc. lines.
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Really feels like we’re quickly moving to an American Christianity defined by MAGA Churches vs the rest of us across previously-drawn Roman Catholic vs Protestant, conservative vs progressive, etc. lines.
Is this like how black cars are reserved for party officials in North Korea? Trump admin tamping down on the brand dilution of his Dorito-dust orange signature
Cheetos and Doritos without their bright orange color are set to hit stores next month
New versions of Cheetos and Doritos, without artificial flavors or dyes, will be sold in December.
www.cbsnews.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Is this like how black cars are reserved for party officials in North Korea? Trump admin tamping down on the brand dilution of his Dorito-dust orange signature
This is going to be a great movie scene someday
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This is going to be a great movie scene someday
I don't know if MomTok can survive this
Marjorie Taylor Greene pushed for releasing the Epstein files. Trump just withdrew his support from her.
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I don't know if MomTok can survive this
What if I told you you didn't need an app to chat with Jesus
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
What if I told you you didn't need an app to chat with Jesus
Cool, now coffee is $13 a bag and never going back anyway
BREAKING: President Trump drops tariffs on beef, coffee and tropical fruit as pressure builds on consumer prices.
Trump drops tariffs on beef, coffee, tropical fruit as pressure builds on consumer prices
President Donald Trump has signed an executive order to get rid of tariffs on a broad swath of commodities, including beef, coffee and tropical fruits.
bit.ly
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Cool, now coffee is $13 a bag and never going back anyway
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as I said before, everyone keeps dancing around the fact that this is open nativist blood libel. This is how you legitimize mass dispossession, en masse, of an entire sub-population of a nation. And this is now an institutionalized belief in ostensibly the most powerful org in international finance.
Fed Governor Stephen Miran: "Cutting down net migration to 0, potentially even negative because of the deportations that have been occurring, I think is very deflationary."
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
as I said before, everyone keeps dancing around the fact that this is open nativist blood libel. This is how you legitimize mass dispossession, en masse, of an entire sub-population of a nation. And this is now an institutionalized belief in ostensibly the most powerful org in international finance.
This guy drives me nuts and it's for reasons besides "his shit is cringe" that I nonetheless have trouble articulating
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This guy drives me nuts and it's for reasons besides "his shit is cringe" that I nonetheless have trouble articulating
It's giving helium balloon four days after the party
looking great, mister president, top notch, they're saying things like "no one's ever stuffed more padding into a suit", and, "everyone can notice how great you look, you know, considering the circumstances" and "it's great when a man finally learns to stop worrying about his hair"
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It's giving helium balloon four days after the party
Last winter (largely to keep myself from having a mental breakdown) I made a decent habit of walking up to the park most days, especially if it was gloomy, and it's amazing how doing that again today felt like a ritual
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Last winter (largely to keep myself from having a mental breakdown) I made a decent habit of walking up to the park most days, especially if it was gloomy, and it's amazing how doing that again today felt like a ritual
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
Witch of Endor rolling in her grave rn
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Witch of Endor rolling in her grave rn
I have a red-striped summer button up that I have to psych myself up to wear because my wife tells me I "look like I am selling popcorn at the circus"
Putting a striped t-shirt in the donations box this morning because a teacher at my kid’s preschool passed me in the hallway and cheerfully told me that I “look like a blue Waldo”
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I have a red-striped summer button up that I have to psych myself up to wear because my wife tells me I "look like I am selling popcorn at the circus"
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Legal citizenship should be virtually effortless to obtain and near instantaneous to process, and should be paired with sweeping grants of asylum.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Legal citizenship should be virtually effortless to obtain and near instantaneous to process, and should be paired with sweeping grants of asylum.
We've gotta collectively agree to blackball Schlossberg. The psycho dynasty from Hyannis must be suppressed, regardless of whether one seems okay.
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
We've gotta collectively agree to blackball Schlossberg. The psycho dynasty from Hyannis must be suppressed, regardless of whether one seems okay.
The best time to research the background of the tattoo on your chest is before you get it. The next best time is literally any time in the next twenty years of looking at it every single day.
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The best time to research the background of the tattoo on your chest is before you get it. The next best time is literally any time in the next twenty years of looking at it every single day.
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what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
what the actual fuck
Surely millions of Americans are not willing to be gaslit (ha) when the cost of gasoline has at this point stayed the same for basically the longest I can remember
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Surely millions of Americans are not willing to be gaslit (ha) when the cost of gasoline has at this point stayed the same for basically the longest I can remember
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Carl Sagan lived through, among other things, Vatican II, liberation theology, and the ordination of women - and that's just in Western Christianity. This is well meaning ignorance on his part.
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Carl Sagan lived through, among other things, Vatican II, liberation theology, and the ordination of women - and that's just in Western Christianity. This is well meaning ignorance on his part.
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“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context