Lance Ellisor
@ellisor.net
science & nature zealot, avid reader, dog lover, desert mountains and rainforest aficionado, paddler, Astros fan, songwriter, lead singer of a rock band.
Austin, Texas and Arenal, Costa Rica.
my band's music and links:
https://linktr.ee/battleshipdown
Austin, Texas and Arenal, Costa Rica.
my band's music and links:
https://linktr.ee/battleshipdown
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Lance Ellisor
@ellisor.net
· Mar 3
me as a little boy, in southern Colorado.
life seemed so simple then.
life seemed so simple then.
every workday is talk like a pirate day when you operate a small software company and your primary focus is annual recurring revenue
[this is actually my job]
[this is actually my job]
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
every workday is talk like a pirate day when you operate a small software company and your primary focus is annual recurring revenue
[this is actually my job]
[this is actually my job]
it seems like everyone is just *over it* today. I’m seeing folks get testy everywhere: here, in group chats, work meetings, texts.
hope the weekend helps.
hope the weekend helps.
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
it seems like everyone is just *over it* today. I’m seeing folks get testy everywhere: here, in group chats, work meetings, texts.
hope the weekend helps.
hope the weekend helps.
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every time I think we’ve reached the Stupid Floor, someone digs a hole
December 30, 2024 at 11:15 PM
every time I think we’ve reached the Stupid Floor, someone digs a hole
quote of the anthropocene era
Ignoring stuff is always an option, up until it kills you.
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
quote of the anthropocene era
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if people really thought about what’s happening, it’d be all we talked and acted about. I feel like there’s a hurricane and the levee’s about to collapse and instead of folks evacuating and volunteer sandbag brigades, we’re all watching streaming shows and browsing Amazon to make our Xmas lists.
while we're all thinking about rapist pedophiles, the undermining of our constitutional democracy, war in the Caribbean, Sarah Kendzior's 3-day suspension, affordability, 3I/ATLAS, LEONARD BERNSTEIN, AI and spiraling, and whatever else ...
... we are MURDERING our own home.
... we are MURDERING our own home.
Make Oil Great Again? Even California drills as global climate action stalls.
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
if people really thought about what’s happening, it’d be all we talked and acted about. I feel like there’s a hurricane and the levee’s about to collapse and instead of folks evacuating and volunteer sandbag brigades, we’re all watching streaming shows and browsing Amazon to make our Xmas lists.
IIRC he actually wrote simply
“Wood chipper, feet first”
my first thought was “wonder what the mods will do”
my second thought was “to hell with anyone and everyone remotely defending child rape. full stop.”
“Wood chipper, feet first”
my first thought was “wonder what the mods will do”
my second thought was “to hell with anyone and everyone remotely defending child rape. full stop.”
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
IIRC he actually wrote simply
“Wood chipper, feet first”
my first thought was “wonder what the mods will do”
my second thought was “to hell with anyone and everyone remotely defending child rape. full stop.”
“Wood chipper, feet first”
my first thought was “wonder what the mods will do”
my second thought was “to hell with anyone and everyone remotely defending child rape. full stop.”
you couldn’t fit a list of “moments that should have ended it for him” in 300 characters. probably not 1500.
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
you couldn’t fit a list of “moments that should have ended it for him” in 300 characters. probably not 1500.
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so tired of seeing his stupid face and hearing his stupid voice
September 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
so tired of seeing his stupid face and hearing his stupid voice
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today is a good day to watch @andre-antunes.bsky.social classic “Release the List”
youtu.be/d3kIKmGzQBU
youtu.be/d3kIKmGzQBU
Release the list (The song)
YouTube video by Andre Antunes
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
today is a good day to watch @andre-antunes.bsky.social classic “Release the List”
youtu.be/d3kIKmGzQBU
youtu.be/d3kIKmGzQBU
before dawn on my river about a week ago. no filter applied.
November 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
before dawn on my river about a week ago. no filter applied.
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TFW I’m rooting for the conspiracy crowd to stay strong
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
TFW I’m rooting for the conspiracy crowd to stay strong
if people really thought about what’s happening, it’d be all we talked and acted about. I feel like there’s a hurricane and the levee’s about to collapse and instead of folks evacuating and volunteer sandbag brigades, we’re all watching streaming shows and browsing Amazon to make our Xmas lists.
while we're all thinking about rapist pedophiles, the undermining of our constitutional democracy, war in the Caribbean, Sarah Kendzior's 3-day suspension, affordability, 3I/ATLAS, LEONARD BERNSTEIN, AI and spiraling, and whatever else ...
... we are MURDERING our own home.
... we are MURDERING our own home.
Make Oil Great Again? Even California drills as global climate action stalls.
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
if people really thought about what’s happening, it’d be all we talked and acted about. I feel like there’s a hurricane and the levee’s about to collapse and instead of folks evacuating and volunteer sandbag brigades, we’re all watching streaming shows and browsing Amazon to make our Xmas lists.
currently angry with Edward Abbey for killing that rabbit.
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
currently angry with Edward Abbey for killing that rabbit.
the average high temp in Austin this week is 71°. we’re far above that.
no big deal.
no big deal.
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
the average high temp in Austin this week is 71°. we’re far above that.
no big deal.
no big deal.
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while we're all thinking about rapist pedophiles, the undermining of our constitutional democracy, war in the Caribbean, Sarah Kendzior's 3-day suspension, affordability, 3I/ATLAS, LEONARD BERNSTEIN, AI and spiraling, and whatever else ...
... we are MURDERING our own home.
... we are MURDERING our own home.
Make Oil Great Again? Even California drills as global climate action stalls.
Make Oil Great Again? Even California drills as global climate action stalls.
ebx.sh
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
while we're all thinking about rapist pedophiles, the undermining of our constitutional democracy, war in the Caribbean, Sarah Kendzior's 3-day suspension, affordability, 3I/ATLAS, LEONARD BERNSTEIN, AI and spiraling, and whatever else ...
... we are MURDERING our own home.
... we are MURDERING our own home.
lock them up. all of them.
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
lock them up. all of them.
how I feel when I remember that Marco f’n Rubio is *by far* the most adult person in the executive branch of the United States government
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
how I feel when I remember that Marco f’n Rubio is *by far* the most adult person in the executive branch of the United States government
god, those poor girls. it’s painful to think what they endured.
I wish all of them as happy and healthy a life as can be, with as little reminder of their ordeal as possible.
I wish all of them as happy and healthy a life as can be, with as little reminder of their ordeal as possible.
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
god, those poor girls. it’s painful to think what they endured.
I wish all of them as happy and healthy a life as can be, with as little reminder of their ordeal as possible.
I wish all of them as happy and healthy a life as can be, with as little reminder of their ordeal as possible.
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this is Jack's complete lack of surprise
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
this is Jack's complete lack of surprise
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A pedophile game show host and gang of third-tier comedians with podcasts helped the Nazis retroactively win WW2. You're not going crazy. This is what actually happened.
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
A pedophile game show host and gang of third-tier comedians with podcasts helped the Nazis retroactively win WW2. You're not going crazy. This is what actually happened.
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Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
this is actually too big of a story for 21st century media to metabolize
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
this is actually too big of a story for 21st century media to metabolize
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after today’s revelations - in particular the *number* of big names just openly communicating with a known pedophile trafficker - it seems like anyone who believes that Epstein killed himself probably also eats their own boogers
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
after today’s revelations - in particular the *number* of big names just openly communicating with a known pedophile trafficker - it seems like anyone who believes that Epstein killed himself probably also eats their own boogers