Jen
@pristinebiscuit.bsky.social
She/Her, Late-30s, Biped. Advocate of Food Not Bombs, and Champion for those without a voice.
Lighting a fire under your ass, and lighting your ass on fire are not the same thing.
December 23, 2023 at 2:28 PM
Lighting a fire under your ass, and lighting your ass on fire are not the same thing.
Can't believe we've surpassed 30% of the goal to aid in saving my remaining sight after sudden, devastating retina detachments & related complications. See how you can join in and aid me in my fight! 💜 #RetinalDetachment #Medical #SavingSight #GoFundMe
Save Jen's Eyesight!, organized by Abigail Carper
Hello, everyone! My name is Abigail, and I'm reaching out to you today with a heartfelt plea for … Abigail Carper needs your support for Save Jen's Eyesight!
gofund.me
October 15, 2023 at 8:51 PM
Can't believe we've surpassed 30% of the goal to aid in saving my remaining sight after sudden, devastating retina detachments & related complications. See how you can join in and aid me in my fight! 💜 #RetinalDetachment #Medical #SavingSight #GoFundMe
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guys be like “i know a spot” and it’s chernobyl
October 15, 2023 at 7:06 PM
guys be like “i know a spot” and it’s chernobyl
I find it extremely difficult to ask for help, but 3 Retina surgeries in, with at least one more to come, I find myself in an untenable financial situation. My sister has, kindly, set up this Fundraiser for me. Any and all donations/shares greatly appreciated!
Save Jen's Eyesight!, organized by Abigail Carper
Hello, everyone! My name is Abigail, and I'm reaching out to you today with a heartfelt plea for … Abigail Carper needs your support for Save Jen's Eyesight!
gf.me
October 10, 2023 at 10:11 PM
I find it extremely difficult to ask for help, but 3 Retina surgeries in, with at least one more to come, I find myself in an untenable financial situation. My sister has, kindly, set up this Fundraiser for me. Any and all donations/shares greatly appreciated!
I am The Kobiyashi Maru in female form.
October 10, 2023 at 10:08 PM
I am The Kobiyashi Maru in female form.
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I am 100% done with people in my life telling me I'm not allowed to get angry and frustrated with the American medical system. That I should be grateful. That I should just accept it. That I should only complain if I have a plan to fix it. #kvetching
October 3, 2023 at 8:50 PM
I am 100% done with people in my life telling me I'm not allowed to get angry and frustrated with the American medical system. That I should be grateful. That I should just accept it. That I should only complain if I have a plan to fix it. #kvetching
What's the difference between a prostate and a garden hose? ...Well sir, there's a vas deferens.
October 10, 2023 at 10:02 PM
What's the difference between a prostate and a garden hose? ...Well sir, there's a vas deferens.
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my hedonic treadmill is motorised, stuck on high speed, and with a 70 degree incline
October 10, 2023 at 8:04 PM
my hedonic treadmill is motorised, stuck on high speed, and with a 70 degree incline
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“Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.”
October 10, 2023 at 10:09 AM
“Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.”
I've been dealing with Retina Detachment (eventually both eyes) and Retinoschisis issues since May. If you want/need someone to talk to, please don't hesitate to reach out! It's incredibly hard not just on the patient, but on any partner/carer.
Great news for us! Hubs has a detached retina. Got an air bubble atm and surgery Thursday. What a fun time!
October 10, 2023 at 8:47 PM
I've been dealing with Retina Detachment (eventually both eyes) and Retinoschisis issues since May. If you want/need someone to talk to, please don't hesitate to reach out! It's incredibly hard not just on the patient, but on any partner/carer.
Autocorrect is my enema.
October 10, 2023 at 8:43 PM
Autocorrect is my enema.
ABSOLUTE UNIT
What an absurd pigeon
First ever kererū we've seen in our garden here in Masterton 🇳🇿 🐦 Wondering if it got blown in with all the winds we had yesterday. Hope we see more of them!
October 10, 2023 at 8:33 PM
ABSOLUTE UNIT
I relate to this far too much.
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October 10, 2023 at 8:32 PM
I relate to this far too much.
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"Benign" is not just a square on a bingo card.
October 9, 2023 at 5:28 AM
"Benign" is not just a square on a bingo card.
My Spirit Animal is the slow loris.
October 9, 2023 at 5:24 AM
My Spirit Animal is the slow loris.
Was willst du von mein leben?
October 9, 2023 at 5:24 AM
Was willst du von mein leben?
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Who's got money for name brand crackers? That is preposterous
October 3, 2023 at 12:15 PM
Who's got money for name brand crackers? That is preposterous
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you might think "oh, John Wick is reloading, now's my chance". but he is so good at reloading dude
July 2, 2023 at 9:51 AM
you might think "oh, John Wick is reloading, now's my chance". but he is so good at reloading dude
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Twitter was fun because it asked the question "how bad can a website before you stop interacting with it a hundred times a day" and it turns out there was an answer
June 3, 2023 at 5:05 AM
Twitter was fun because it asked the question "how bad can a website before you stop interacting with it a hundred times a day" and it turns out there was an answer
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once a year there should be a sort of purge day at the zoo where if you can get an animal to your car you get to keep that animal
July 25, 2023 at 6:08 AM
once a year there should be a sort of purge day at the zoo where if you can get an animal to your car you get to keep that animal
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Think I called it with this one
October 3, 2023 at 3:13 PM
Think I called it with this one
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Reminder that the Speaker of the House does not have to be a Member of Congress
October 4, 2023 at 12:00 AM
Reminder that the Speaker of the House does not have to be a Member of Congress
Sometimes life gives you lemmings; Don't worry. Just position yourself a safe distance from the edge of a cliff, and the problem will resolve itself presently.
October 7, 2023 at 8:00 PM
Sometimes life gives you lemmings; Don't worry. Just position yourself a safe distance from the edge of a cliff, and the problem will resolve itself presently.