Morgan Johnson
@poormojo.bsky.social
USA Today bestselling author. Book cover artist. He/Him
Hellbender is such a tight, emotional film. I loved it.
February 12, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Hellbender is such a tight, emotional film. I loved it.
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inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor
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We hired the manager of The Lying Store and Mr. Steal Your Money to push our new technology and people are still skeptical?
February 11, 2026 at 6:20 PM
We hired the manager of The Lying Store and Mr. Steal Your Money to push our new technology and people are still skeptical?
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It is 2026 and it’s very weird that I can’t play any of the Fable games on the ps5
February 12, 2026 at 3:28 AM
It is 2026 and it’s very weird that I can’t play any of the Fable games on the ps5
Where do I start?
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Where do I start?
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I don't know if it's really clear, outside of coverage of Mpls and pockets of organizing elsewhere, that hundreds of thousands of people are actively and at every level of society fighting our government as it abducts and imprisons and torments our neighbors.
February 12, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I don't know if it's really clear, outside of coverage of Mpls and pockets of organizing elsewhere, that hundreds of thousands of people are actively and at every level of society fighting our government as it abducts and imprisons and torments our neighbors.
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I've said this before, but it makes me insane that in an age of human civilization when the ultra-rich have hoarded over half of all wealth, the go-to visual shorthand for depictions of gluttony is still "fat"
February 12, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I've said this before, but it makes me insane that in an age of human civilization when the ultra-rich have hoarded over half of all wealth, the go-to visual shorthand for depictions of gluttony is still "fat"
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a variant of “everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about” is “sometimes a coworker is nodding and listening on the walk to coffee while responding to dm scams”
February 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
a variant of “everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about” is “sometimes a coworker is nodding and listening on the walk to coffee while responding to dm scams”
Incredible. Building tunnels through limestone under the water table. Genius move.
Oh for fuck sake. How is anyone still falling for this bullshit? You can’t just dig tunnels in Florida. Our unofficial state fish is the sink hole. Anyway. RIP Harry Potter land, swallowed by Elon Musk’s giant unfinished hole in the ground probably.
Elon Musk’s tunneling company tapped to link Universal parks
The company is best known for creating the underground Las Vegas Loop. But little is known about how The Boring Company intends to proceed in Central Florida, including how it might approach constr…
www.orlandosentinel.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Incredible. Building tunnels through limestone under the water table. Genius move.
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What movie moment made you exclaim
THIS IS CINEMA
THIS IS CINEMA
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
What movie moment made you exclaim
THIS IS CINEMA
THIS IS CINEMA
They should lay off management and retask the workers. It was management who made the bad decisions.
February 12, 2026 at 1:33 AM
They should lay off management and retask the workers. It was management who made the bad decisions.
Are they going to pay me for my books they stole to train their ai?
February 12, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Are they going to pay me for my books they stole to train their ai?
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A Reuters photographer captured this image of a page from Pam Bondi's "burn book," which she used to counter any questions from Democratic lawmakers during an unhinged hearing today.
It looks like the DOJ monitored members of Congress’s searches of the unredacted Epstein files.
Just wow.
It looks like the DOJ monitored members of Congress’s searches of the unredacted Epstein files.
Just wow.
February 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
A Reuters photographer captured this image of a page from Pam Bondi's "burn book," which she used to counter any questions from Democratic lawmakers during an unhinged hearing today.
It looks like the DOJ monitored members of Congress’s searches of the unredacted Epstein files.
Just wow.
It looks like the DOJ monitored members of Congress’s searches of the unredacted Epstein files.
Just wow.
So layoffs keep getting worse. The jobs numbers keep getting worse. Inflation keeps getting worse. New foreclosure numbers are staggering.
When does stuff get better?
When does stuff get better?
February 12, 2026 at 12:38 AM
So layoffs keep getting worse. The jobs numbers keep getting worse. Inflation keeps getting worse. New foreclosure numbers are staggering.
When does stuff get better?
When does stuff get better?
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The thing about ai is that it’s bad but it also offered absolutely nothing in exchange for being bad. It is literally about offering nothing. So it’s easy to reject ai. Like “oh no, what will I do without my Nothing Machine” cmon man
February 12, 2026 at 12:30 AM
The thing about ai is that it’s bad but it also offered absolutely nothing in exchange for being bad. It is literally about offering nothing. So it’s easy to reject ai. Like “oh no, what will I do without my Nothing Machine” cmon man
It looks so bad!
February 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
It looks so bad!
Now I’m wondering if they paid Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt for their likeness rights here
‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ writer Rhett Reese reacts to viral AI video of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt fighting:
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
February 12, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Now I’m wondering if they paid Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt for their likeness rights here
This looks so boring though? This is sub-video game levels of action.
February 12, 2026 at 12:06 AM
This looks so boring though? This is sub-video game levels of action.
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Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped
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Gee, Universal Basic Income recoups more than it costs AND the recipients are happier and healthier.
Hmmm. Where have I seen those results before? Oh yes, in every other goddam pilot study of UBI for more than a decade. Ireland joins Finland in at least making a start.
Hmmm. Where have I seen those results before? Oh yes, in every other goddam pilot study of UBI for more than a decade. Ireland joins Finland in at least making a start.
Ireland’s basic income for the arts scheme becomes permanent
When piloted, initiative that provided €325 a week to eligible artists recouped more than its net cost, study shows
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Gee, Universal Basic Income recoups more than it costs AND the recipients are happier and healthier.
Hmmm. Where have I seen those results before? Oh yes, in every other goddam pilot study of UBI for more than a decade. Ireland joins Finland in at least making a start.
Hmmm. Where have I seen those results before? Oh yes, in every other goddam pilot study of UBI for more than a decade. Ireland joins Finland in at least making a start.