Snail pole
@polesnail.bsky.social
Obviously not single 🐌 •
Bsky app co creator and developer •
Super spy •
Actual lawyer •
Surgeon •
Liar •
Bsky app co creator and developer •
Super spy •
Actual lawyer •
Surgeon •
Liar •
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Just popping back here to see if we can post videos yet.
No? Okie check ya later
No? Okie check ya later
October 19, 2023 at 12:40 AM
Just popping back here to see if we can post videos yet.
No? Okie check ya later
No? Okie check ya later
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You gotta be very, very committed to the bit here
October 9, 2023 at 1:13 PM
You gotta be very, very committed to the bit here
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I'm of the age where "Pills" is the sixth food group.
October 10, 2023 at 7:30 AM
I'm of the age where "Pills" is the sixth food group.
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It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a syringe.
September 29, 2023 at 8:46 PM
It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a syringe.
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offering a squirt of hand sanitizer to this guy i’m about to fight
September 20, 2023 at 2:09 PM
offering a squirt of hand sanitizer to this guy i’m about to fight
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Bentley says back off, white boy!!!
September 23, 2023 at 12:02 AM
Bentley says back off, white boy!!!
How silly is it that when you click translate post on here, it takes you to Google translate.
September 23, 2023 at 12:08 AM
How silly is it that when you click translate post on here, it takes you to Google translate.
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robber walks in wearing ski mask
711 cashier: *gulp*
robber points gun
711 cashier: *big gulp*
robber: empty the register!
711 cashier: *super big gulp*
711 cashier: *gulp*
robber points gun
711 cashier: *big gulp*
robber: empty the register!
711 cashier: *super big gulp*
September 20, 2023 at 8:10 PM
robber walks in wearing ski mask
711 cashier: *gulp*
robber points gun
711 cashier: *big gulp*
robber: empty the register!
711 cashier: *super big gulp*
711 cashier: *gulp*
robber points gun
711 cashier: *big gulp*
robber: empty the register!
711 cashier: *super big gulp*
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"But with AI we don't know what's real"
Sweetie I didn't know what was real four years ago when everything was made of cake
Sweetie I didn't know what was real four years ago when everything was made of cake
September 20, 2023 at 8:10 PM
"But with AI we don't know what's real"
Sweetie I didn't know what was real four years ago when everything was made of cake
Sweetie I didn't know what was real four years ago when everything was made of cake
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*tries on a gas mask*
Me: Shit, I don't look anything like a gas.
Me: Shit, I don't look anything like a gas.
September 18, 2023 at 9:55 PM
*tries on a gas mask*
Me: Shit, I don't look anything like a gas.
Me: Shit, I don't look anything like a gas.
When other girls wear flannels, they look all seasonal and sexy. When I wear one, I look like my name is Midge, and I sell Firewood 3 bucks a bundle.
September 16, 2023 at 3:00 PM
When other girls wear flannels, they look all seasonal and sexy. When I wear one, I look like my name is Midge, and I sell Firewood 3 bucks a bundle.
I like it here because no naked ladies are trying to sell me soap
September 16, 2023 at 2:58 PM
I like it here because no naked ladies are trying to sell me soap
Here are some neat cicadas/molts I put in resin. Please like me back.
September 16, 2023 at 1:34 PM
Here are some neat cicadas/molts I put in resin. Please like me back.
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I mention Forrest Gump a lot for someone who doesn’t know what films he’s been in.
September 16, 2023 at 1:15 PM
I mention Forrest Gump a lot for someone who doesn’t know what films he’s been in.
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band: we’re going on Tour
me: come to Florida!
band: no.
me: that’s fair
me: come to Florida!
band: no.
me: that’s fair
September 15, 2023 at 2:36 PM
band: we’re going on Tour
me: come to Florida!
band: no.
me: that’s fair
me: come to Florida!
band: no.
me: that’s fair
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I’m a regular racunteur
September 16, 2023 at 1:18 PM
I’m a regular racunteur
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I think what we are all forgetting though is how absolutely fucking hot Beetlejuice is.
September 16, 2023 at 3:17 AM
I think what we are all forgetting though is how absolutely fucking hot Beetlejuice is.
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Oatmeal is bones of oat
September 16, 2023 at 1:02 PM
Oatmeal is bones of oat