Pocket “The Elder Piggy God”
@pocketquiche.bsky.social
they/them
I acknowledge that the land on which I live is unceded territory of the Mi’kmaq First Nation.
I acknowledge that the land on which I live is unceded territory of the Mi’kmaq First Nation.
I Mother Earth just blew my ears straight off my head and I’m not even mad about it.
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I Mother Earth just blew my ears straight off my head and I’m not even mad about it.
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Happy November 10th
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Happy November 10th
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holodeck games without in app purchases
November 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
holodeck games without in app purchases
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Security personnel,
Fight Club is canceled this week.
Worf
Fight Club is canceled this week.
Worf
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Security personnel,
Fight Club is canceled this week.
Worf
Fight Club is canceled this week.
Worf
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anyone for more gruel? 🥣
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
anyone for more gruel? 🥣
I don’t normally do this but I’ve been so tired lately that I think some extra lay down time this morning is needed.
I may have to speak to my doctor about my fatigue levels. I seem to have plateaued at “it takes everything in me to just go about a normal day” and I’m waking up still exhausted.
I may have to speak to my doctor about my fatigue levels. I seem to have plateaued at “it takes everything in me to just go about a normal day” and I’m waking up still exhausted.
November 6, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I don’t normally do this but I’ve been so tired lately that I think some extra lay down time this morning is needed.
I may have to speak to my doctor about my fatigue levels. I seem to have plateaued at “it takes everything in me to just go about a normal day” and I’m waking up still exhausted.
I may have to speak to my doctor about my fatigue levels. I seem to have plateaued at “it takes everything in me to just go about a normal day” and I’m waking up still exhausted.
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saw a thing that said 9 out of 10 times a bad day can be solved by going to bed
the 10th time is fixating on random shit at 3am, way more satisfying and I have no circadian rhythm 🫠
the 10th time is fixating on random shit at 3am, way more satisfying and I have no circadian rhythm 🫠
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 AM
saw a thing that said 9 out of 10 times a bad day can be solved by going to bed
the 10th time is fixating on random shit at 3am, way more satisfying and I have no circadian rhythm 🫠
the 10th time is fixating on random shit at 3am, way more satisfying and I have no circadian rhythm 🫠
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what did anonymous do on the 5th of november
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
what did anonymous do on the 5th of november
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are phaser vaporized victims safe to breathe
November 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
are phaser vaporized victims safe to breathe
I’m tired of unsolicited advice.
I’m doing everything my doctors/nurses told me to do.
Just because you’ve had experience with a similar medical procedure doesn’t mean it’s the same as mine.
Getting tired of people thinking they know better than me or my doctors.
I’m doing everything my doctors/nurses told me to do.
Just because you’ve had experience with a similar medical procedure doesn’t mean it’s the same as mine.
Getting tired of people thinking they know better than me or my doctors.
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I’m tired of unsolicited advice.
I’m doing everything my doctors/nurses told me to do.
Just because you’ve had experience with a similar medical procedure doesn’t mean it’s the same as mine.
Getting tired of people thinking they know better than me or my doctors.
I’m doing everything my doctors/nurses told me to do.
Just because you’ve had experience with a similar medical procedure doesn’t mean it’s the same as mine.
Getting tired of people thinking they know better than me or my doctors.
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Doing my part dot gif
November 4, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Doing my part dot gif
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does relativity at warp speed delay snapchat image deletion
November 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
does relativity at warp speed delay snapchat image deletion
I’m a few days late but no longer spooky.
Unless you consider elder piggy gods spooky. Then it’s a you problem.
Unless you consider elder piggy gods spooky. Then it’s a you problem.
November 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I’m a few days late but no longer spooky.
Unless you consider elder piggy gods spooky. Then it’s a you problem.
Unless you consider elder piggy gods spooky. Then it’s a you problem.
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Since I don't like calling them skeets, I realize now I've wasted all this time not calling them bleats.
November 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Since I don't like calling them skeets, I realize now I've wasted all this time not calling them bleats.
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social this seems like your kind of thing 🤣
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social this seems like your kind of thing 🤣
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Got tired of reading the news and getting mad. Feeding America backs 200+ food banks around the country and I've seeded with $500 for now. I'll match up to another $500 myself.
Pass the hat, RTs graciously appreciated, etc.
Pass the hat, RTs graciously appreciated, etc.
I'm supporting Feeding America!
To feed America’s hungry through food banks and engage our country in the fight to end hunger
teamfeed.feedingamerica.org
November 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Got tired of reading the news and getting mad. Feeding America backs 200+ food banks around the country and I've seeded with $500 for now. I'll match up to another $500 myself.
Pass the hat, RTs graciously appreciated, etc.
Pass the hat, RTs graciously appreciated, etc.
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me: no it’s not the same time it was yesterday we changed the clocks last nite
my cat: are you even listening to yourself rn
my cat: are you even listening to yourself rn
November 5, 2023 at 2:31 PM
me: no it’s not the same time it was yesterday we changed the clocks last nite
my cat: are you even listening to yourself rn
my cat: are you even listening to yourself rn
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Geordi,
No one has been receiving my emails for many months. This is a significant security risk and it must be fixed.
Worf
No one has been receiving my emails for many months. This is a significant security risk and it must be fixed.
Worf
November 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Geordi,
No one has been receiving my emails for many months. This is a significant security risk and it must be fixed.
Worf
No one has been receiving my emails for many months. This is a significant security risk and it must be fixed.
Worf
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Only two weeks left to submit your song! If selected your song will play during the Weather segment on Welcome to Night Vale.
Find out more and submit your song by 11/15/25 here: buff.ly/ci0js6G
Find out more and submit your song by 11/15/25 here: buff.ly/ci0js6G
November 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Only two weeks left to submit your song! If selected your song will play during the Weather segment on Welcome to Night Vale.
Find out more and submit your song by 11/15/25 here: buff.ly/ci0js6G
Find out more and submit your song by 11/15/25 here: buff.ly/ci0js6G
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You can curse daylight saving time, daylight saving, daylight savings, daylight savings time, and/or daylight time.
All are considered acceptable so go off.
All are considered acceptable so go off.
November 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM
You can curse daylight saving time, daylight saving, daylight savings, daylight savings time, and/or daylight time.
All are considered acceptable so go off.
All are considered acceptable so go off.
I should still be asleep but thanks to the clocks rolling back I am awake far too early.
I see a mid morning nap in my future.
I see a mid morning nap in my future.
November 2, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I should still be asleep but thanks to the clocks rolling back I am awake far too early.
I see a mid morning nap in my future.
I see a mid morning nap in my future.
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do you die each time you go through a transporter
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
do you die each time you go through a transporter
I am seriously not in the mood for today.
Halloween used to be one of my favourite holidays but, like has happened with most holidays for me, it seems to have lost its magic.
It could be depression. It could be getting older. Hell, the state of the world the last decade or so. Take your pick.
Halloween used to be one of my favourite holidays but, like has happened with most holidays for me, it seems to have lost its magic.
It could be depression. It could be getting older. Hell, the state of the world the last decade or so. Take your pick.
October 31, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I am seriously not in the mood for today.
Halloween used to be one of my favourite holidays but, like has happened with most holidays for me, it seems to have lost its magic.
It could be depression. It could be getting older. Hell, the state of the world the last decade or so. Take your pick.
Halloween used to be one of my favourite holidays but, like has happened with most holidays for me, it seems to have lost its magic.
It could be depression. It could be getting older. Hell, the state of the world the last decade or so. Take your pick.