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Plastic Paddy Eyes
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God's perfect idiot
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2025 stuff
The USA and the UK almost went to war over a pig in 1859
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Mark Miller Ultimates: wouldn't it be hilarious if Hulk was a horny cannibal

Deniz Camp Ultimates: here's my thoughts on collective living, resisting fascism, nuclear testing in Hawaii, the prison industrial complex, and the concept of destiny. Together on our own, the journey shall be made.
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I am the most respectful person alive

For example, I ask my friend for permission before I engage in white ethnic racism against them
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Thatcher's government did this with Section 28, banned the "promotion of homosexuality" as a danger to children, while actively protecting Jimmy Savile and who knows how many other pedophiles. It's the same damn playbook.
I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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We don’t use generative AI at Strange Scaffold and I can confirm that a *lot* of other studios are not—whether indie or AAA.

Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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I don't think it's even right to say the voting public doesn't care. I think the truth is a lot of voters may generally find trans identity moderately confusing but also *none of their business*.

on the other hand, they find an obsession with harming trans people - say it with me - deeply weird.
Spanberger’s GOP foe spent 57% of her ad budget on anti-trans attacks. Spanberger focused on the economy. You see what won. trib.al/fkMmsR4

The simple truth told time and time again in the polls: The public doesn’t care about trans issues. Voters care deeply about the economy, inflation, & prices.
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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I hate most of TX Lege.

And I'd still love to see TX Lege make real salaries so that every day Texans could afford to run against them.
as I've pointed out before, many states barely pay their legislators.
The Mayor of New York only makes $260k. I bet there are police that make more than that in NY with overtime.

We need to pay elected leaders more money and stop pretending it's some sort of calling. They're managing hundreds of billions of dollars in investments and millions of people's lives.
November 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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how is this real
November 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Replace him with a bluray copy of Michael Clayton.

Long Island would look like Vermont
I just laughed so fucking loudly
November 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I just laughed so fucking loudly
November 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
David Cleary is soldier f
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Jay Jacobs watching the party include Mamdani as part of a GOTV montage:
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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I think this is the issue with people conflating the DNC with like, the NYC Dem machine and Jay Jacobs who genuinely do have it out for Mamdani
It's annoying to keep having to point this out, but the actual DNC has been behind Mamdani ever since he won the primary, which you wouldn't know by reading some posts on here.
HAVE YOU VOTED YET? 🇺🇸
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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this clip is still funny as hell
lmao people of all types are HUNGRY for de-Nazification. the Lindas & Debras talking like they can smell a drop of blood in an ocean from a mile away.
November 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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It’s a beautiful country and I refuse to surrender it to these traitors
At a Lebanese halal place in West Springfield, Massachusetts waiting for shawarma shoulder to shoulder with a bunch of white people with horrible western Mass accents and Iraqis. I love America
November 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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the apologists have actually been almost perfectly split between liberal pundits and left pundits, all united by that one great evil: podcasting
October 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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why did this make me wheeze out loud
October 30, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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oh just straight up gutter racism!
So here's Andrew Cuomo reacting to Maria Bartiromo wondering if Mamdani will "change the look of New York" and have Muslim women "completely covered up," telling her that Mamdani "doesn't understand New York culture" because he has "dual citizenship" and "he's a citizen of Uganda."
October 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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“My name is Jennifer Wolff. You killed my father. Prepare to receive my vote.”
October 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Been reading A Libertarian Walks into a Bear. Its about a libertarian project destroying a New Hampshire town's infrastructure.

50 pages in and the topic of cannibalism has come up 3 times

only one of them in regards to bear cannibalism
October 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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You guys wanna see a dead body
In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.

She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.

So I confronted him.
October 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Reminder that no one outside of that miserable little island is under any obligation not to name David Cleary

villagemagazine.ie/soldier-f-na...
October 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Looking forward to never having to hear about Cuomo again after Zohran crushes him for a second time next month. What a creep. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Cuomo condemned over racist AI ad depicting ‘criminals for Zohran Mamdani’
Official X accounts posts and then deletes AI-generated attack ad that prompts widespread denunciation
www.theguardian.com
October 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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how dare the leader of the Democratic Party not support his party's nominee in his home city, yes. I think the same should happen to Chuck Schumer, glad you asked
October 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM