Planeshaper
@planeshaper.bsky.social
Self-Proclaimed King of Grilled Cheeses.
I am mostly here to look at art and post silly jokes.
I am mostly here to look at art and post silly jokes.
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A Christmas elf’s candy cane stripes represent their achievements in battle. Red indicates an elf has drawn blood, while green is reserved for those with confirmed kills. More exotic colors designate elves who take a particular pleasure in dismemberment
December 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
A Christmas elf’s candy cane stripes represent their achievements in battle. Red indicates an elf has drawn blood, while green is reserved for those with confirmed kills. More exotic colors designate elves who take a particular pleasure in dismemberment
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Setting up elaborate Home Alone traps. Absolutely none of them work. String pulls the fan over instead of flipping switch, air rifle not pumped enough, blow torch has multiple safeties. Burglars find and kill me in 30 seconds
December 10, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Setting up elaborate Home Alone traps. Absolutely none of them work. String pulls the fan over instead of flipping switch, air rifle not pumped enough, blow torch has multiple safeties. Burglars find and kill me in 30 seconds
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People often ask me: is it hard being the finest mind of a generation? No. Not at all. What's hard is figuring a way off this beach before the antlions get to us
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
People often ask me: is it hard being the finest mind of a generation? No. Not at all. What's hard is figuring a way off this beach before the antlions get to us
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There are only seven horses in the world at any given time. What you are seeing is the afterimages they leave behind as they perform an ancient ninja technique to confuse their victims before they attack. If you see more than seven horses in a single location, you are already dead
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
There are only seven horses in the world at any given time. What you are seeing is the afterimages they leave behind as they perform an ancient ninja technique to confuse their victims before they attack. If you see more than seven horses in a single location, you are already dead
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MONDAY.
SPITE AS FUEL.
SPITE AS FUEL.
October 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
MONDAY.
SPITE AS FUEL.
SPITE AS FUEL.
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October 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my only successful tech grift and turn the terms of service into the terms of shit
October 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my only successful tech grift and turn the terms of service into the terms of shit
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your core users are people who have already demonstrated a willingness to abandon a more popular social media site for another, in the most part for disliking the politics of the people who run it. write this on a big whiteboard somewhere in the office
October 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
your core users are people who have already demonstrated a willingness to abandon a more popular social media site for another, in the most part for disliking the politics of the people who run it. write this on a big whiteboard somewhere in the office
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Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️
September 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️
The Ice Cream Cone is among the more tactical of foods
August 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The Ice Cream Cone is among the more tactical of foods
A store that smells like old crayons and an atmosphere of dying dreams.
August 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
A store that smells like old crayons and an atmosphere of dying dreams.
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MY SISTER: dad you have to stop inviting the stone age ancestral ghost to thanksgiving
MY DAD: don't call him that. they had simple copper tools back then
ME: come on. you can't say the shit he says about sumerians anymore
ABAISH-TAKAL: They worship dogs in Uruk. Their eunuchs are too scrawny
MY DAD: don't call him that. they had simple copper tools back then
ME: come on. you can't say the shit he says about sumerians anymore
ABAISH-TAKAL: They worship dogs in Uruk. Their eunuchs are too scrawny
August 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
MY SISTER: dad you have to stop inviting the stone age ancestral ghost to thanksgiving
MY DAD: don't call him that. they had simple copper tools back then
ME: come on. you can't say the shit he says about sumerians anymore
ABAISH-TAKAL: They worship dogs in Uruk. Their eunuchs are too scrawny
MY DAD: don't call him that. they had simple copper tools back then
ME: come on. you can't say the shit he says about sumerians anymore
ABAISH-TAKAL: They worship dogs in Uruk. Their eunuchs are too scrawny
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Apotheosis of the Knife
August 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Apotheosis of the Knife
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ladies and gentlemen of the jury, hiiiii 👋😀 hi!! hiiii!! 👋🤪 wazzaaah hahaha 👋😙 ok here goes 😤😐 the dictionary defines torture as the infliction of intense pain to punish, coerce, or afford sadistic pleasure. ᴴᶦᶦᶦᶦ 👋😉 but my client isn't a dictionary. he's just a man trying to run a daycare 👋🙂 hey hi
August 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
ladies and gentlemen of the jury, hiiiii 👋😀 hi!! hiiii!! 👋🤪 wazzaaah hahaha 👋😙 ok here goes 😤😐 the dictionary defines torture as the infliction of intense pain to punish, coerce, or afford sadistic pleasure. ᴴᶦᶦᶦᶦ 👋😉 but my client isn't a dictionary. he's just a man trying to run a daycare 👋🙂 hey hi
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August 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Things are always terrible and everyone keeps posting politics, so I say cleanse the timeline with something fun and wholesome for the whole family!
If you see this, post a cute puppy! ❤️
If you see this, post a cute puppy! ❤️
August 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Things are always terrible and everyone keeps posting politics, so I say cleanse the timeline with something fun and wholesome for the whole family!
If you see this, post a cute puppy! ❤️
If you see this, post a cute puppy! ❤️
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like many great people I history, I acquired my powers via an elixir granted to me by a wizened and dying man within a cave. I had shot him with a gun, earning the elixir
July 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
like many great people I history, I acquired my powers via an elixir granted to me by a wizened and dying man within a cave. I had shot him with a gun, earning the elixir