Ed Reck
@plainreckage.bsky.social
Dad! Transplanted UCFTwitterMafia member. Against all forms of Trumpism, Science denial, and Populist stupidity.
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Ed Reck
@plainreckage.bsky.social
· May 14
Is Apeshit more or less crazy than Batshit? I need some clarity here, maybe a scale of crazy. And why are these two at the top? I bet Porcupine crazy is next level.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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The heart of Covid occasionally feeling like the good ol’ days really doesn’t speak well for our current situation.
October 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The heart of Covid occasionally feeling like the good ol’ days really doesn’t speak well for our current situation.
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Me: Why were my tests so expensive?
Hospital: All of our equipment is state-of-the-art.
Me: Why did it take so long to send the results to my doctor?
Hospital: Our fax machine was down.
Hospital: All of our equipment is state-of-the-art.
Me: Why did it take so long to send the results to my doctor?
Hospital: Our fax machine was down.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Me: Why were my tests so expensive?
Hospital: All of our equipment is state-of-the-art.
Me: Why did it take so long to send the results to my doctor?
Hospital: Our fax machine was down.
Hospital: All of our equipment is state-of-the-art.
Me: Why did it take so long to send the results to my doctor?
Hospital: Our fax machine was down.
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After 3 Interceptions and 1 Pick six, Phil Dunnam has been named Big 12 Defensive Player of the Week!
Story Here: ucfknights.com/DunnamB12DPOW
Story Here: ucfknights.com/DunnamB12DPOW
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
After 3 Interceptions and 1 Pick six, Phil Dunnam has been named Big 12 Defensive Player of the Week!
Story Here: ucfknights.com/DunnamB12DPOW
Story Here: ucfknights.com/DunnamB12DPOW
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Messaging from NWS Jacksonville, NWS Tampa Bay and NWS Tallahassee regarding the cold weather coming tonight. Protect your plants, pets and pipes!
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Messaging from NWS Jacksonville, NWS Tampa Bay and NWS Tallahassee regarding the cold weather coming tonight. Protect your plants, pets and pipes!
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ME: What could go wrong?
ANXIETY: *heavy sigh* I was hoping you'd ask.
ANXIETY: *drags out the overhead projector*
ANXIETY: *heavy sigh* I was hoping you'd ask.
ANXIETY: *drags out the overhead projector*
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
ME: What could go wrong?
ANXIETY: *heavy sigh* I was hoping you'd ask.
ANXIETY: *drags out the overhead projector*
ANXIETY: *heavy sigh* I was hoping you'd ask.
ANXIETY: *drags out the overhead projector*
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Maple syrup? You mean Branch Dressing
January 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Maple syrup? You mean Branch Dressing
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Today I found out you can use a Lindor truffle in your coffee like a bath bomb
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Today I found out you can use a Lindor truffle in your coffee like a bath bomb
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[looking back on a long and fruitful career in tech] holy shit that sucked
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
[looking back on a long and fruitful career in tech] holy shit that sucked
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can’t take anyone’s mom to kilogram town
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
can’t take anyone’s mom to kilogram town
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do british people pronounce moana like moaner
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
do british people pronounce moana like moaner
God knows we did our part last night. The crowd was loud and proud. I know it is a rebuilding year and Gus left the cupboards bare but that was the toughest loss maybe since the 11AM Navy debacle.
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
God knows we did our part last night. The crowd was loud and proud. I know it is a rebuilding year and Gus left the cupboards bare but that was the toughest loss maybe since the 11AM Navy debacle.
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Asking the pharmacist for a tasting flight
November 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Asking the pharmacist for a tasting flight
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the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
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In breaking news, Rick Astley has done the unthinkable for Lent
March 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
In breaking news, Rick Astley has done the unthinkable for Lent
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The First Launch of Space Week '25 🚀
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The First Launch of Space Week '25 🚀
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I always like to start my mornings with a big bowl of Yeeties
elmo from sesame street is standing next to a machine
Alt: Cookie Monster from sesame street is standing next to a machine
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I always like to start my mornings with a big bowl of Yeeties
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Consider this day rued.
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Consider this day rued.
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Years ago I would have been gatekeeping Godzilla on a day like today, replying to everyone's tweets (even jokes) with "Actually," and then reciting strict Japanese canon. But no, now I just let everyone be wrong... cringe-worthy, horribly wrong. It's fine. I've grown.
November 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Years ago I would have been gatekeeping Godzilla on a day like today, replying to everyone's tweets (even jokes) with "Actually," and then reciting strict Japanese canon. But no, now I just let everyone be wrong... cringe-worthy, horribly wrong. It's fine. I've grown.
