Piri Martine
@piri.bsky.social
Sex toy inventor, cat servant, ascii brawler, not a real blonde
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It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
February 2, 2026 at 7:15 AM
It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
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it’s weird but finding out that the modern trans panic was fabricated by the machinations of a pedophile cabal has actually improved my mental health substantially. if I keep sitting around being depressed all day I’m letting Jeffrey Epstein win, and I will die before I do that
February 2, 2026 at 7:14 AM
it’s weird but finding out that the modern trans panic was fabricated by the machinations of a pedophile cabal has actually improved my mental health substantially. if I keep sitting around being depressed all day I’m letting Jeffrey Epstein win, and I will die before I do that
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List of people who have died while on the toilet - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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We have elections weekly
Free and fair? Idk about that but too big to rig is definitely a thing
Vote anyways
We just cleaned up in Texas last night!
Free and fair? Idk about that but too big to rig is definitely a thing
Vote anyways
We just cleaned up in Texas last night!
February 1, 2026 at 1:10 PM
We have elections weekly
Free and fair? Idk about that but too big to rig is definitely a thing
Vote anyways
We just cleaned up in Texas last night!
Free and fair? Idk about that but too big to rig is definitely a thing
Vote anyways
We just cleaned up in Texas last night!
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I don't like to talk about stories before they are fully reported, but I am writing on ICE in a Minnesota town that isn't Minneapolis. However bad you think it is, it is worse. It is a campaign of pure terror whose only strategic goal is more terror. There is no strategy other than to break people.
January 31, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I don't like to talk about stories before they are fully reported, but I am writing on ICE in a Minnesota town that isn't Minneapolis. However bad you think it is, it is worse. It is a campaign of pure terror whose only strategic goal is more terror. There is no strategy other than to break people.
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straight up Gestapo shit
January 31, 2026 at 8:54 PM
straight up Gestapo shit
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I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”
January 31, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”
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We’re being sued by our own corrupt president for ten billion dollars because stealing everything isn’t quite enough 🤦♂️
January 30, 2026 at 5:41 PM
We’re being sued by our own corrupt president for ten billion dollars because stealing everything isn’t quite enough 🤦♂️
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It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 AM
It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
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Feels like we are basically at the "Josef Hartinger" stage at Dachau, when things looked like they would still follow traditional procedures & guardrails. Seems like we are at most months away from losing any hope of oversight or stopping things at all.
January 30, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Feels like we are basically at the "Josef Hartinger" stage at Dachau, when things looked like they would still follow traditional procedures & guardrails. Seems like we are at most months away from losing any hope of oversight or stopping things at all.
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January 31, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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Oh, so they really did track down Alex Perretti and murdered him 11 days after he damaged a tail light.
January 30, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Oh, so they really did track down Alex Perretti and murdered him 11 days after he damaged a tail light.
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A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.
How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 11:55 AM
A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.
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The more the Dems fail to deliver any change the more likely there’s going to be a violent confrontation with ICE.
If we can’t depend on them for help or leadership then we should leave them behind and organize a real resistance.
If we can’t depend on them for help or leadership then we should leave them behind and organize a real resistance.
January 30, 2026 at 2:32 AM
The more the Dems fail to deliver any change the more likely there’s going to be a violent confrontation with ICE.
If we can’t depend on them for help or leadership then we should leave them behind and organize a real resistance.
If we can’t depend on them for help or leadership then we should leave them behind and organize a real resistance.
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“Hey, can we just talk about life right now without bringing up politics?”
“I want to know talk about human biology but can we just ignore blood and bones? And also organs. Tissue as well.”
“I just want to focus on matter itself and not carbon. Can you just leave carbon out of everything?”
“I want to know talk about human biology but can we just ignore blood and bones? And also organs. Tissue as well.”
“I just want to focus on matter itself and not carbon. Can you just leave carbon out of everything?”
January 30, 2026 at 4:22 PM
“Hey, can we just talk about life right now without bringing up politics?”
“I want to know talk about human biology but can we just ignore blood and bones? And also organs. Tissue as well.”
“I just want to focus on matter itself and not carbon. Can you just leave carbon out of everything?”
“I want to know talk about human biology but can we just ignore blood and bones? And also organs. Tissue as well.”
“I just want to focus on matter itself and not carbon. Can you just leave carbon out of everything?”
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"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
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SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) — A former Illinois deputy has been sentenced to 20 years for fatally shooting Sonya Massey, who called 911 for help.
January 29, 2026 at 4:18 PM
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) — A former Illinois deputy has been sentenced to 20 years for fatally shooting Sonya Massey, who called 911 for help.
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Confronted Congressman Tom Suozzi, one of seven Democrats casting the decisive votes to increase ICE funding by $10,000,000,000.
January 28, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Confronted Congressman Tom Suozzi, one of seven Democrats casting the decisive votes to increase ICE funding by $10,000,000,000.
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They kidnapped multiple people in my Michigan city yesterday.
ICE 'targeted' Michigan parents at Ypsilanti bus stop during student drop-off, sheriff says
A Michigan sheriff says parents were “targeted" at a bus stop in Ypsilanti by federal immigration officers this week, adding the individuals that were taken into custody were connected to local school...
www.fox2detroit.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:25 AM
They kidnapped multiple people in my Michigan city yesterday.
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Hey Chris. A Punchy messaging point to help describe the intensity of the ice action in Minneapolis is that the concentration of ice officers per capita is approximately 10 times what it was in Chicago. That's some serious saturation
January 28, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Hey Chris. A Punchy messaging point to help describe the intensity of the ice action in Minneapolis is that the concentration of ice officers per capita is approximately 10 times what it was in Chicago. That's some serious saturation
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January 28, 2026.
9am this morning and 630pm this evening.
ICE is not leaving MN.
ICE is increasing their presence there. 😡
9am this morning and 630pm this evening.
ICE is not leaving MN.
ICE is increasing their presence there. 😡
January 29, 2026 at 12:29 AM
January 28, 2026.
9am this morning and 630pm this evening.
ICE is not leaving MN.
ICE is increasing their presence there. 😡
9am this morning and 630pm this evening.
ICE is not leaving MN.
ICE is increasing their presence there. 😡
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trump saying "she probably had herself sprayed, knowing her" is genuine confirmation his assassination attempt was faked
January 28, 2026 at 12:37 PM
trump saying "she probably had herself sprayed, knowing her" is genuine confirmation his assassination attempt was faked
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I’m just finding out how may have been killed by ICE. It’s hard to find because of them covering it up. I didn’t know.
January 28, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I’m just finding out how may have been killed by ICE. It’s hard to find because of them covering it up. I didn’t know.