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PiousLambda
@piouslambda.bsky.social
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Contorted mass of flesh, cries out incessantly

Science, Comedy, Video Games, Animals, Cosmic Horror, Leftist Politics. He/Him
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parkermolloy.com
Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
bravoandy • 3h Posted before reading the news. Wtf 8.1K Q 335 G 64 → 31 bravoandy • 4h Good morning ! 1.7K Q 151 G5
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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syllytyler.bsky.social
Obsessed with this juxtaposition
Bernie Sanders bursting out laughing as Eric Adams seethes at Zohran Mamdani’s inauguration
January 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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ryansimmons.bsky.social
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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merriam-webster.com
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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youcaughtscott.com
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
piouslambda.bsky.social
@axialmatt.bsky.social
grebcomics.bsky.social Grebcomics 🐸 @grebcomics.bsky.social · Nov 8
frog check!! 🐸
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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mehdirhasan.bsky.social
"Smoking on the 'Bill Crackman' tonight" 😂

Jamaal Bowman, Hasan Piker, Tish James, Cynthia Nixon, Mahmoud Khalil, Brad Lander, Jennifer Welch, Zohran's mom Mira Nair, and so many other fun folks stopped by the Zeteo livestream last night in Brooklyn.

Here are the bits, in less than 3 mins. Enjoy!
November 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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theonion.com
Black Homeowners Receive Higher Appraisal After Displaying Pictures Of Klan Members
October 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
piouslambda.bsky.social
You are but a lamb. A stranger to defilement. Ignorant to your own ignorance.
September 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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h1twom4n.bsky.social
Jimmy Kimmel being censored has sent shockwaves throughout the antifa extremist leftist community, who were relying on his show for instructions on how to make chemical weapons
September 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
The Onion News Network truck featuring the headline ICE Opens New Supermax Prison for Most Hardened Toddlers stationed outside the ICE facility.
September 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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junlper.beer
social media is awesome you get to slowly get to watch people go completely insane and become worse
August 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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marisakabas.bsky.social
i don't even think they believe it's reasonable. israel just knows that at this point they could blame an airstrike on the tooth fairy and there would be no consequences.
ratjohnny.bsky.social ratjohnny.bsky.social @ratjohnny.bsky.social · Aug 26
It's mind boggling that they seem to think this is a perfectly reasonable explanation
August 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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shaunvids.bsky.social
israel is a colonial state carrying out a genocide and anyone supporting it is the moral equivalent of a nazi in 1940
August 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I don’t think Jeffries refusing to endorse Mamdani hurts Mamdani because he’s running against two Batman villains that everyone hates but it does tell us that they really wish they could hurt him
August 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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theserfstv.bsky.social
Michael Brooks would have turned 42 today. Here he is flawlessly explaining why the Israel Palestine situation is not complicated. Why it's not even asymmetrical warfare, but an occupation.

Rest in peace Michael. You were the best of us.
August 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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jesawyer.bsky.social
some of you on here
Giant bagel labeled Bozo
July 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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zachweinersmith.bsky.social
The greatest bonus panel of my career is here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/crystals

#smbc
July 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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criminalerin.bsky.social
FBI: Do u know Karl Marx

Mahmood Mamdani: Haven’t met him

FBI: No, he's dead

Mamdani: Wow, what happened?

FBI: No, no, he died long ago

Mamdani: Why are you asking me?

FBI: He wrote that poor people should not be poor

Mamdani: Sounds wonderful

readingfanon.blogspot.com/2013/07/in-c...
BS: Was there a feeling of exile? MM: It wasn’t exile. I barely had a sense of the world, even though, when I was a high school student, my father used to take me to political rallies. But I didn’t really have any sense of it. I thought the British had no business being there, but that was it, no more than that. I didn’t have a sense of outrage. I didn’t have a sense of great injustice. I did have [a sense] of the color bar, yes, because I knew there was a white area and you couldn’t go there – or if you went to see your scout master, who was British, you had to stand outside…all those things. But it’s really here I got a sense of it, because a friend of mine took me to a SNCC [Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee] meeting, six or seven months after I was here. At the end of the meeting they announced that buses were going to Montgomery, Alabaman, to demonstrate. I went there, got beaten up, thrown in jail… MM: One night. They let you make one phone call, and I called the Ugandan Ambassador in Washington, DC, talked to him, and he said, “What are you doing interfering in the affairs of a foreign country?” I said, “What? We just got our independence! This is the same struggle. Have you forgotten?” Anyway, he got me out. Two or three weeks later, I was in my room. There was a knock at the door. Two gentlemen in trench coats and hats said, “FBI.” I thought, “Wow, just like on television.” They sat down. They were there to find out why I had gone – because this turned out to be big – it is after Montgomery that King organized his march on Selma. They wanted to know who had influenced me. After one hour of probing, the guy said, “Do you like Marx?” I said, “I haven’t met him.” Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.” “Wow, what happened?” “No, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” “No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, “Sounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But, basically, it is the US – the civil rights movement and the anti-war movement – which gave me a new take on my own experience, and on the Asian experience in east Africa. It gave me a way of rethinking my own experience of growing up in east Africa and growing up in an Africa with a lens crafted by the civil rights movement.
July 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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aoc.bsky.social
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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hellocloudy.bsky.social
hey, i made a terrible comic instead of working #makeaterriblecomicday2025
panel 1: a person is pointing on a bed where cats are lying in a way that leaves a vaguely human outline in the middle, saying "this is my hole!! it was made for me!! panel 2: a twisted shape of a person lies on the bed, screaling silently as the cats sleep peacefully in random positions
June 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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theonion.com
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
LOS ANGELES—Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and militarized immigration authorities, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump adm...
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June 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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mehdirhasan.bsky.social
If a Muslim in the US publicly called for a missile strike on a famous celebrity activist onboard a civilian ship or plane, the FBI would be investigating them for terrorism.

But a rich white guy gets to incite violence without any consequences 🤷🏽‍♂️👇🏽
June 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.
June 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM