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humans do not host the Muppet Show, Kermit the Frog hosts the Muppet Show! there i said it, i got it off my chest
February 7, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.

Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology
She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.
www.nature.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 AM
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I wrote this about Teen Vogue getting nuked near the end of last year, and today, especially, it feels particularly apropos.

Made it public and sharing here again, in case you want a little bit of expressed rage in your afternoon reading.
It was never about the numbers
On trying to work in the dying American news industry
www.wordsaboutwork.news
February 4, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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OpenClaw (aka Moltbot) may have gone completely viral, but it is also a disaster waiting to happen.

A PSA for why you should steer clear.

open.substack.com/pub/garymarc...
OpenClaw (a.k.a. Moltbot) is everywhere all at once, and a disaster waiting to happen
Not everything that is interesting is a good idea.
open.substack.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
February 2, 2026 at 7:15 AM
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"Launching a constellation of a million satellites that operate as orbital data centers is a first step toward becoming a Kardashev II-level situation"

THIS IS IN AN FCC FILING NOT A SCIENCE FICTION NOVEL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I'M DEAD
January 31, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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So there’s currently a nation-wide blackout in Ukraine, no heating, no water, no nothing, while this is the weather
January 31, 2026 at 10:12 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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that’s enough internet for today

that’s enough internet for forever
thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus
January 31, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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I have, for years, talked about how I spent the late aughts on 4chan, and I've been watching the worst people from there take over the world.

And.

He's.

He relaunched /pol/ after meeting with Epstein.

It's been fucking /pol/ this entire fucking time fucking fuck.
January 31, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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The latest from Anthropic: using Anthropic's products makes you worse at your job
How AI assistance impacts the formation of coding skills
Anthropic is an AI safety and research company that's working to build reliable, interpretable, and steerable AI systems.
www.anthropic.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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This is Frankie. He ran outside like he always does, only to find out his yard had been replaced with a white void. 12/10 (IG: frankiethenorfie)
January 29, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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I am hearing that RFK Jr.’s minions are going to go after HPV vaccines. I’ve got problems with these people and now you’re going to hear about them, first from a personal perspective and then from a professional one.

It all boils down to this: WE HAVE A SAFE VACCINE THAT PREVENTS CANCER.
January 28, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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Late stage reactionary centrist media brainrot, NYT edition: “the Trump administration's account of a deadly shooting contradicted what many in the country believe they saw.”
‘BELIEVE THEY SAW’?? Jfc.
Like I’m sorry but what the fuck is this
January 28, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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1. The thing about science that these jokers don't understand is that science cannot be vibe-coded.

Whatever its flaws, the point with vibe coding is that you're trying to quickly make something that sorta works, where you can immediately sorta see if it sorta works and then sorta use it.
“The idea is to put ChatGPT front and center inside software that scientists use to write up their work in much the same way that chatbots are now embedded into popular programming editors.

It’s vibe coding, but for science.”
OpenAI’s latest product lets you vibe code science
Prism is a ChatGPT-powered text editor that automates much of the work involved in writing scientific papers.
www.technologyreview.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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So important. What they say is not the story. That is never the story. What happened is the story. Write what happened.
Media: do not lead with the false government framing of what happened
January 25, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.
January 24, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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"literally every link in the document you sent me is a hallucination, and none of the podcasts described in the document exist" is a real thing I had to tell someone in a business context, today, and we are just supposed to accept this as a normal part of our work lives now?
January 25, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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Britain feels more and more like a middle aged man who walked out on his family because he wanted to enjoy the company of multiple young ladies and now tries to convince himself he has won because he gets access to the children once a fortnight and three Only Fans subscriptions.
January 23, 2026 at 7:39 AM
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This account stuck my comic through an ugly AI filter, removed my @ from the bottom and blocked me when I called them out.
January 15, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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To charm a dragon
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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We made him lose his mind and all he gets out of it is 49 likes and 3 retweets
January 22, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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Actually “per my last email” was not unheard of in millennia-old cuneiform letters.

A woman named Datâ in the 8th century BCE wrote to her brother, “Why have I not seen your messenger until this very day? Now, if you are alive, let me forgive the shortcomings of your character…”
Did any of these ever start with “per my last tablet…”
December 1, 2024 at 1:45 PM