Simon Garvey
@pintomcguinness.bsky.social
Trying to live in a nicer world, it shouldn't be that hard but for some reason it seems to be.
I mostly repost amusing stuff.
#Leinster #MCFC
I mostly repost amusing stuff.
#Leinster #MCFC
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Calling on the Irish government and state agencies to immediately close their X accounts. Continued use of a fascist agitator's social media site is both incompatible with democratic values and immoral.
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Calling on the Irish government and state agencies to immediately close their X accounts. Continued use of a fascist agitator's social media site is both incompatible with democratic values and immoral.
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If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.
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Time to get back to what really matters:
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Time to get back to what really matters:
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Wella shampoo is great but when my hair is full of Grease, I use Wella Wella Wella Huh shampoo.
November 4, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Wella shampoo is great but when my hair is full of Grease, I use Wella Wella Wella Huh shampoo.
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"Parking is such sweet sorrow"
Shakespeare family home damaged by reversing driver
Shakespeare family home damaged by reversing driver
A 17th-century building that housed William Shakespeare's family has been left damaged after a driver reversed into it.
news.sky.com
October 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
"Parking is such sweet sorrow"
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My nan recently had a hip operation, now whenever she makes me a sandwich she serves it on a roof tile with a side of rosemary fries in a miniature bucket.
October 7, 2025 at 7:38 AM
My nan recently had a hip operation, now whenever she makes me a sandwich she serves it on a roof tile with a side of rosemary fries in a miniature bucket.
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If you drive a 2025/2026 Tesla or still use X, there really isn't an excuse. You really are just an asshole that looks the other way.
October 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
If you drive a 2025/2026 Tesla or still use X, there really isn't an excuse. You really are just an asshole that looks the other way.
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"We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday," Disney adds
ie. "We massively overplayed our hand and shat our pants"
ie. "We massively overplayed our hand and shat our pants"
September 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday," Disney adds
ie. "We massively overplayed our hand and shat our pants"
ie. "We massively overplayed our hand and shat our pants"
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What has the ECHR ever done for us?
August 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
What has the ECHR ever done for us?
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If you went to a funeral every day for every child killed in Gaza, you’d be going to a funeral every day for 52 years
August 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If you went to a funeral every day for every child killed in Gaza, you’d be going to a funeral every day for 52 years
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Accidentally just sneezed on my toast. I can't believe it, snot butter.
July 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Accidentally just sneezed on my toast. I can't believe it, snot butter.
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It's 111,643 years now.
July 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It's 111,643 years now.
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Martyn Turner. World-class.
Can we forget about Drumpf's Nobel Peace Prize 🤭 for a moment and get Martyn a #PulitzerCartoon prize?
Can we forget about Drumpf's Nobel Peace Prize 🤭 for a moment and get Martyn a #PulitzerCartoon prize?
July 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Martyn Turner. World-class.
Can we forget about Drumpf's Nobel Peace Prize 🤭 for a moment and get Martyn a #PulitzerCartoon prize?
Can we forget about Drumpf's Nobel Peace Prize 🤭 for a moment and get Martyn a #PulitzerCartoon prize?
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Hind Rajab and her family died in their car, under an Israeli firestorm of 335 bullets.
July 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Hind Rajab and her family died in their car, under an Israeli firestorm of 335 bullets.
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"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."
June 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."
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That would be awful. Don’t share this.
May 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
That would be awful. Don’t share this.
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I studied ballet at university and graduated with a tutu.
May 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I studied ballet at university and graduated with a tutu.
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My doctor says I've got to give up poorly thought out fruit-based jokes.
I was peachless when he told me.
I was peachless when he told me.
May 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My doctor says I've got to give up poorly thought out fruit-based jokes.
I was peachless when he told me.
I was peachless when he told me.
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May 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Reports are coming out of Gaza that up to 1.3m Palestinians are dead and only about 1 million remain.
Truly a Holocaust, and given that at least 40,000 were killed in the first 6 months and they have now been starved for 2.5 months it is not unbelievable.
Truly a Holocaust, and given that at least 40,000 were killed in the first 6 months and they have now been starved for 2.5 months it is not unbelievable.
May 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Reports are coming out of Gaza that up to 1.3m Palestinians are dead and only about 1 million remain.
Truly a Holocaust, and given that at least 40,000 were killed in the first 6 months and they have now been starved for 2.5 months it is not unbelievable.
Truly a Holocaust, and given that at least 40,000 were killed in the first 6 months and they have now been starved for 2.5 months it is not unbelievable.