PianoOneTrick
@pianoonetrick.bsky.social
He/Him, Steelers, music, movies, these days I talk about politics a lot too
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Bad guy by Billie Eilish preformed by a right hand, a right foot, and teenage boredom
YouTube video by G Gabe
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In 2019 I had a mildly viral video on YouTube, I forgot about it until I heard this song just now.
Snopes had to be like
GUYS WE ARE LOOKING INTO IT OKAY? FUCKING CHILL
GUYS WE ARE LOOKING INTO IT OKAY? FUCKING CHILL
Investigating claim DHS runs official X account from Israel
Rumors started to fly after Elon Musk's social media platform temporarily made information about its users' localizations public.
www.snopes.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Snopes had to be like
GUYS WE ARE LOOKING INTO IT OKAY? FUCKING CHILL
GUYS WE ARE LOOKING INTO IT OKAY? FUCKING CHILL
If I took a shot every time Jalen Hurts ran a play from under center I'd be stone cold sober
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
If I took a shot every time Jalen Hurts ran a play from under center I'd be stone cold sober
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Wait a minute...you mean to tell me thousands of the most beautiful women on earth didn't all randomly decide to join Twitter in 2023?????
X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Wait a minute...you mean to tell me thousands of the most beautiful women on earth didn't all randomly decide to join Twitter in 2023?????
Sometimes I think about how if KD's toe was a little shorter the KD Harden Kyrie Nets might have gone to the NBA finals and beaten the Suns.
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Sometimes I think about how if KD's toe was a little shorter the KD Harden Kyrie Nets might have gone to the NBA finals and beaten the Suns.
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I'm not sure if I've ever heard a better rap album than this, but if I have, they're few in number.
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I'm not sure if I've ever heard a better rap album than this, but if I have, they're few in number.
Stress = I have so much to do
Anxiety = I don't know if I can do this
Anxiety = I don't know if I can do this
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Stress = I have so much to do
Anxiety = I don't know if I can do this
Anxiety = I don't know if I can do this
It's crazy to me that the best QBs in the world just absolutely suck ass sometimes
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
It's crazy to me that the best QBs in the world just absolutely suck ass sometimes
In 2019 I had a mildly viral video on YouTube, I forgot about it until I heard this song just now.
Bad guy by Billie Eilish preformed by a right hand, a right foot, and teenage boredom
YouTube video by G Gabe
youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
In 2019 I had a mildly viral video on YouTube, I forgot about it until I heard this song just now.
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It’s gonna go the way of K-Mart, and in 20 years business majors will be like “wait, their main customer base was middle class liberals and they responded by leading the charge on ending DEI efforts?”
Target said it doesn’t think holiday sales will be enough to turn around a tough year.
Target Predicting Week Holiday Sales As Consumer Angst Weighs On Season
Target said it doesn’t think holiday sales will be enough to turn around a tough year.
www.forbes.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It’s gonna go the way of K-Mart, and in 20 years business majors will be like “wait, their main customer base was middle class liberals and they responded by leading the charge on ending DEI efforts?”
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
I thought for sure this guy was talking about rugby
<rant> A periodic reminder that Sprints, Backlogs, Daily Scrums, Scrum Boards, Scrum Masters, Product Owners, Points, Velocity, PIs, etc., have NOTHING AT ALL to do with "Agile." Agility comes from working small, delivering frequently for feedback from actual customers, and adapting based on
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November 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I thought for sure this guy was talking about rugby
So there's no way he didn't order his assassination right? I'm being vague here but you know who I'm talking about
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
So there's no way he didn't order his assassination right? I'm being vague here but you know who I'm talking about
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For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Landon Thomas Jr was a NYT journalist who covered world economics btw
If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Landon Thomas Jr was a NYT journalist who covered world economics btw
Bro why do all these capitalist nerds always name their companies after something from Lord of the Rings?
Built by American defense technology startup Anduril, Fury operates almost entirely by itself, carrying out mission plans and adjusting its flight without human input. cbsn.ws/49wb2rp
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Bro why do all these capitalist nerds always name their companies after something from Lord of the Rings?
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Unacceptable. There are 189,000 people in my district who will be paying 50–300% more for the same, and in many cases worse, healthcare.
I won’t do that to the people I represent. I’m a NO on this “deal.”
I won’t do that to the people I represent. I’m a NO on this “deal.”
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Unacceptable. There are 189,000 people in my district who will be paying 50–300% more for the same, and in many cases worse, healthcare.
I won’t do that to the people I represent. I’m a NO on this “deal.”
I won’t do that to the people I represent. I’m a NO on this “deal.”
That overturned call was bs
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
That overturned call was bs
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i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
I met @maxwellfrost.bsky.social today and he shook my hand twice
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I met @maxwellfrost.bsky.social today and he shook my hand twice
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the left has been burned a lot before by electing people we thought were good and turned out real stinkers but i think zohran is the genuine real deal for bringing her into the fold
November 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
the left has been burned a lot before by electing people we thought were good and turned out real stinkers but i think zohran is the genuine real deal for bringing her into the fold
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Okay, so I did it. In honor of Sandwich Guy, on what should be the last day of his trial, I figured out the chords. And so, with apologies to the late and great Bob Marley, I banged out this quick and (very) rough rendition of "I Threw the Sandwich." 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Okay, so I did it. In honor of Sandwich Guy, on what should be the last day of his trial, I figured out the chords. And so, with apologies to the late and great Bob Marley, I banged out this quick and (very) rough rendition of "I Threw the Sandwich." 🤣
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They offered Curtis Sliwa $10 million dollars to drop out of the race and he said no!! Genuinely impressive. That’s principle. Gotta respect it. He would’ve turned down the Riyadh Comedy Festival, for SURE.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
They offered Curtis Sliwa $10 million dollars to drop out of the race and he said no!! Genuinely impressive. That’s principle. Gotta respect it. He would’ve turned down the Riyadh Comedy Festival, for SURE.
Short kings don't care when short demons get made fun of
"stop making fun of him for being short" uh this is a short king appreciation zone. we love a good man no matter what size. Dave Portnoy is not a good man
November 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Short kings don't care when short demons get made fun of