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Queue Jumper from the EU Squalid Chapter.
Love orange but not the orange faced felon with the tiny groping hands.
Once quoted by famous political analyst & commentator @glooface.bsky.social
Love orange but not the orange faced felon with the tiny groping hands.
Once quoted by famous political analyst & commentator @glooface.bsky.social
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
'Where's Papi? Where's Papi?'
January 20, 2026 at 7:48 AM
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
"These black folk should know their place, we don't have a Klu Klux Klan Act for nothing"
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The Civil Rights Division is going to charge a Black Man under the Ku Klux Klan Act on MLK day.
Do I have that right?
Do I have that right?
January 20, 2026 at 7:30 AM
"These black folk should know their place, we don't have a Klu Klux Klan Act for nothing"
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Hah, these must be "military wokerati" and etcetera. Nothing to see here, folks.
'Disaster for UK security': How Farage has put Britain's military chiefs on edge
Defence sources raise concerns about the Reform leader's lack of concrete security plans and enthusiasm to follow the Maga playbook
inews.co.uk
January 20, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Hah, these must be "military wokerati" and etcetera. Nothing to see here, folks.
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Interesting how, when pressed to sound more forceful personally against Trump, Starmer restates essential nuclear and intelligence partnership. Wld be interesting to know what, if any, implicit and explicit threats US has made to withdraw that cooperation. Strong whiff of backstage menaces there.
January 19, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Interesting how, when pressed to sound more forceful personally against Trump, Starmer restates essential nuclear and intelligence partnership. Wld be interesting to know what, if any, implicit and explicit threats US has made to withdraw that cooperation. Strong whiff of backstage menaces there.
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A more realistic dynamic than a coordinated action by EU and/or Brazil, China, India etc is just general departure of global investors out of an American bond and equities markets that come to be viewed as too unstable to be worth the risks.
America finally achieves emerging market status
America finally achieves emerging market status
The latest twist in The Apprentice: American Carnage has triggered talk that Europe could “weaponise” its nearly $13tn holdings of US assets.
But how credible is that threat, really? www.ft.com/content/beea...
But how credible is that threat, really? www.ft.com/content/beea...
Could Europe really leverage its $12.6tn pile of US assets?
NIIPing an outlandish idea in the bud
www.ft.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:04 PM
A more realistic dynamic than a coordinated action by EU and/or Brazil, China, India etc is just general departure of global investors out of an American bond and equities markets that come to be viewed as too unstable to be worth the risks.
America finally achieves emerging market status
America finally achieves emerging market status
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It’s only paradoxical if one doesn’t consider the rising anti-Trump sentiment in Europe. Yoking themselves to Trump/US right-wingers was only useful as a means to gaining power. Now that it’s less or not useful, the “global” right axis begins to crumble like a house of cards
Here is only at first paradoxical reaction I believe we will see more of - AfD member of the Bundestag Kay Gottschalk argues the US tariffs over Greendland call for more European sovereignty, a European military alliance, a German nuke and ends his video with the slogan "Long live Europe".
January 19, 2026 at 1:06 PM
It’s only paradoxical if one doesn’t consider the rising anti-Trump sentiment in Europe. Yoking themselves to Trump/US right-wingers was only useful as a means to gaining power. Now that it’s less or not useful, the “global” right axis begins to crumble like a house of cards
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One of the fascinating aspects of UK politics at the moment is that in embracing Brexit and Trump so fervently the Reform crew around Farage don't have the same scope to euro-launder their reputations towards centre-right voters that Bardella, Meloni or Abascal now have
yup. Basically, the "EU" is a tool. Does what its political masters say. If the far-right is dominant, it is wielded in a far-right way
A category error that there is less of in UK debate now but still pops up occasionally as relic of 2010s Brexit debate is the claim that European integration is by default a liberal project
In reality EU resilience rests on how aspects of it have an appeal to every part of the ideological spectrum
In reality EU resilience rests on how aspects of it have an appeal to every part of the ideological spectrum
January 19, 2026 at 1:39 PM
One of the fascinating aspects of UK politics at the moment is that in embracing Brexit and Trump so fervently the Reform crew around Farage don't have the same scope to euro-launder their reputations towards centre-right voters that Bardella, Meloni or Abascal now have
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BREAKING: President Trump says NATO has been telling Denmark to “get the Russian threat away from Greenland.”
January 19, 2026 at 5:28 PM
BREAKING: President Trump says NATO has been telling Denmark to “get the Russian threat away from Greenland.”
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The cool vibe of the Flying Tigers was sometimes described as looking like they’d strayed onto a movie set. With cigars, Cokes, and Colt .45s, these privateers brought a unique brand of Americana to the Burma campaign. #FlyingTigers #WWII #History
January 20, 2026 at 6:30 AM
The cool vibe of the Flying Tigers was sometimes described as looking like they’d strayed onto a movie set. With cigars, Cokes, and Colt .45s, these privateers brought a unique brand of Americana to the Burma campaign. #FlyingTigers #WWII #History
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people.com/nj-girl-foun...
"6 years old... walking by herself on the street, crying, crying out for her dad, asking, 'Where's Papi? Where's Papi?'..."
"6 years old... walking by herself on the street, crying, crying out for her dad, asking, 'Where's Papi? Where's Papi?'..."
January 19, 2026 at 11:05 PM
people.com/nj-girl-foun...
"6 years old... walking by herself on the street, crying, crying out for her dad, asking, 'Where's Papi? Where's Papi?'..."
"6 years old... walking by herself on the street, crying, crying out for her dad, asking, 'Where's Papi? Where's Papi?'..."
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BRENNAN: “Will your agents comply with the federal order not to use chemicals?”
@Sec_Noem: “It’s ridiculous. We don’t use chemicals.”
BRENNAN: *shows her video of them gassing a 6 month old*
NOEM: *admits they use chemicals*🤔
@Sec_Noem: “It’s ridiculous. We don’t use chemicals.”
BRENNAN: *shows her video of them gassing a 6 month old*
NOEM: *admits they use chemicals*🤔
January 19, 2026 at 3:29 PM
BRENNAN: “Will your agents comply with the federal order not to use chemicals?”
@Sec_Noem: “It’s ridiculous. We don’t use chemicals.”
BRENNAN: *shows her video of them gassing a 6 month old*
NOEM: *admits they use chemicals*🤔
@Sec_Noem: “It’s ridiculous. We don’t use chemicals.”
BRENNAN: *shows her video of them gassing a 6 month old*
NOEM: *admits they use chemicals*🤔
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Jennings: Let's not get our knickers in a twist here
McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…
McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Jennings: Let's not get our knickers in a twist here
McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…
McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…
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January 19, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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Brexshitter regrets.
Andrew Neil, "Under Trump, America is on the brink of becoming the enemy, not our most important ally"
"For all my life Russia has tried to decouple Europe from America and break the north Atlantic alliance, it never succeeded"
"Success is staring the Kremlin in the face, all thanks to Trump"
"For all my life Russia has tried to decouple Europe from America and break the north Atlantic alliance, it never succeeded"
"Success is staring the Kremlin in the face, all thanks to Trump"
January 19, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Brexshitter regrets.
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Do not forget that trump removed MLK Jr. Day and Juneteenth from National Park free-entry days, then added his own birthday.
The disrespect is deliberate.
The disrespect is deliberate.
January 19, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Do not forget that trump removed MLK Jr. Day and Juneteenth from National Park free-entry days, then added his own birthday.
The disrespect is deliberate.
The disrespect is deliberate.
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“Trump is the first president not to issue an official proclamation recognizing Martin Luther King, Jr. Day since President Reagan made it a holiday.”
January 19, 2026 at 9:30 PM
“Trump is the first president not to issue an official proclamation recognizing Martin Luther King, Jr. Day since President Reagan made it a holiday.”
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In these three puppets do I trust
January 18, 2026 at 6:08 PM
In these three puppets do I trust
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The Norwegian government is staying fairly quiet for now, but as a sign of the shifting vibe here the former head of Norway’s armed forces has come out and called the US a “neo-fascist banana republic” and a “hostile great power without norms”. www.dn.no/politikk/tid...
Tidligere forsvarssjef om Trumps USA: – Neo-fascistisk bananrepublikk (+)
Tidligere forsvarssjef Sverre Diesen mener USA er blitt «en normløs og fiendtlig innstilt stormakt», og advarer samtidig mot å feste vår lit til Europa. Harald Sunde mener det haster med en plan B.
www.dn.no
January 19, 2026 at 8:56 PM
The Norwegian government is staying fairly quiet for now, but as a sign of the shifting vibe here the former head of Norway’s armed forces has come out and called the US a “neo-fascist banana republic” and a “hostile great power without norms”. www.dn.no/politikk/tid...
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Canada's Prime Minister Carney: “The future of Greenland is a decision for Greenland and for the kingdom of Denmark. We are NATO partners with Denmark and so our full partnership stands. Our obligations on Article 5, an Article 2 of NATO stand and we stand fully squared behind those.”
January 19, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Canada's Prime Minister Carney: “The future of Greenland is a decision for Greenland and for the kingdom of Denmark. We are NATO partners with Denmark and so our full partnership stands. Our obligations on Article 5, an Article 2 of NATO stand and we stand fully squared behind those.”
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Now can we put the clever theories away and just accept we're dealing with a lunatic given unprecedented powers?
Trump to NBC: Norway "totally controls" the Nobel Prize committee "despite what they say"
January 19, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Now can we put the clever theories away and just accept we're dealing with a lunatic given unprecedented powers?
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Senior White House official says local and state police in Minneapolis “have been ordered to stand down and surrender.”
What?
What?
January 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Senior White House official says local and state police in Minneapolis “have been ordered to stand down and surrender.”
What?
What?
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A magazine that excused violent neo-Nazis is now endorsing the distribution of CSAM
We don’t need a yet-more-policed X; we need an X where only direct exhortations towards violence (all those death threats to J.K. Rowling, for example) – often accompanied by ‘doxxing’, or publishing someone’s personal information – are rigorously punished.
✍️ Julie Burchill
✍️ Julie Burchill
January 19, 2026 at 4:26 PM
A magazine that excused violent neo-Nazis is now endorsing the distribution of CSAM
Beautiful.
Not for the first time, it looks like Channel 4 just handed the keys to their socials to an evil genius:
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Beautiful.