Phil Jones' body double
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Queue Jumper from the EU Squalid Chapter.
Love orange but not the orange faced felon with the tiny groping hands.
Once quoted by famous political analyst & commentator @glooface.bsky.social
Love orange but not the orange faced felon with the tiny groping hands.
Once quoted by famous political analyst & commentator @glooface.bsky.social
Looking at this picture, who do you think looks in control. The guy on the left? Or the woman on the right?
Please, someone, put Starmer out of his misery.
Please, someone, put Starmer out of his misery.
November 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Looking at this picture, who do you think looks in control. The guy on the left? Or the woman on the right?
Please, someone, put Starmer out of his misery.
Please, someone, put Starmer out of his misery.
Are these apprentices for the ICE squads that are coming soon?
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Are these apprentices for the ICE squads that are coming soon?
The Ukraine schemes also seem to be mostly closed for new applicants.
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November 17, 2025 at 9:59 AM
The Ukraine schemes also seem to be mostly closed for new applicants.
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I cannot stress enough how disgusting I find these words: "We have a proud tradition of welcoming those fleeing danger, but our generosity is drawing illegal migrants across the channel".
The UK has virtually no safe and legal routes left, forcing desperate people to cross the channel!
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The UK has virtually no safe and legal routes left, forcing desperate people to cross the channel!
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November 17, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I cannot stress enough how disgusting I find these words: "We have a proud tradition of welcoming those fleeing danger, but our generosity is drawing illegal migrants across the channel".
The UK has virtually no safe and legal routes left, forcing desperate people to cross the channel!
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The UK has virtually no safe and legal routes left, forcing desperate people to cross the channel!
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This is a message from you President. Immigrant cows are taking advantage of our generosity and bringing over immigrant diseases driving up the prices of my Big Mac! If you see these cows, please call your local ICE team. Moo-chas gracias for your attention to this matter.
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 AM
This is a message from you President. Immigrant cows are taking advantage of our generosity and bringing over immigrant diseases driving up the prices of my Big Mac! If you see these cows, please call your local ICE team. Moo-chas gracias for your attention to this matter.
Your reminder that Starmer's solution to this problem was to cut benefits, and if it hadn't been for some traitorous MPs daring to go against Son of Toolmaker, things would even have been more grim for the youth.
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Your reminder that Starmer's solution to this problem was to cut benefits, and if it hadn't been for some traitorous MPs daring to go against Son of Toolmaker, things would even have been more grim for the youth.
So, we can all rest assured, Reeves doesn't need to increase income taxes because the economic forecast from the OBR is much better, yay for the sovereign economy!
Also today in the news, councils 59 authorities might go bankrupt by March.
Also today in the news, councils 59 authorities might go bankrupt by March.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
So, we can all rest assured, Reeves doesn't need to increase income taxes because the economic forecast from the OBR is much better, yay for the sovereign economy!
Also today in the news, councils 59 authorities might go bankrupt by March.
Also today in the news, councils 59 authorities might go bankrupt by March.
No no, we will feast ourselves to death by having a smorgasbord of increased narrowly-drawn taxes and eating them too. Makes a nice change from all that Brexit cake!
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 AM
No no, we will feast ourselves to death by having a smorgasbord of increased narrowly-drawn taxes and eating them too. Makes a nice change from all that Brexit cake!
No. Here, have a budget with a smorgasbord of narrowly-drawn taxes instead!
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 AM
No. Here, have a budget with a smorgasbord of narrowly-drawn taxes instead!
"I want to create a future where those who want to stay and work in their local town can. That is why I am building a nuclear powerstation in Anglesey" 🤔
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 AM
"I want to create a future where those who want to stay and work in their local town can. That is why I am building a nuclear powerstation in Anglesey" 🤔
Grok strikes again.
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Grok strikes again.
No worries. It is lazy reporting by many newspapers, giving the impression the Dutch did it. Like this one from the Guardian. Seeing that, you'd think the Dutch have embraced Trumpism.
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
No worries. It is lazy reporting by many newspapers, giving the impression the Dutch did it. Like this one from the Guardian. Seeing that, you'd think the Dutch have embraced Trumpism.
"Sure, he is not perfect. But actually, he has been infused by divine providence. And through his holy rod he infused lucky women up and down the country with said divine providence. Really, your mothers, wives, sisters and daughters would be lucky to be infused thus with such divine providence!"
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"Sure, he is not perfect. But actually, he has been infused by divine providence. And through his holy rod he infused lucky women up and down the country with said divine providence. Really, your mothers, wives, sisters and daughters would be lucky to be infused thus with such divine providence!"
So let me get this straight. It is both a terrible self defeating act, because it knocks us even further off course of getting our strong message of change and delivery across, leading to terrible polls and Farage benefitting hugely. And it is something not worth wasting loads of time on.
Clear?
Clear?
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
So let me get this straight. It is both a terrible self defeating act, because it knocks us even further off course of getting our strong message of change and delivery across, leading to terrible polls and Farage benefitting hugely. And it is something not worth wasting loads of time on.
Clear?
Clear?
Nah, sovereign UK should just grovel. Grovel and beg forgiveness. Maybe inviting the convicted felon for a super amazing 3rd state visit would help?
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Nah, sovereign UK should just grovel. Grovel and beg forgiveness. Maybe inviting the convicted felon for a super amazing 3rd state visit would help?
Yes, fine patriots these Tories are. Now let's make the world see us grovel everyone, for king and country!
Which king? Both, of course!
Which king? Both, of course!
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Yes, fine patriots these Tories are. Now let's make the world see us grovel everyone, for king and country!
Which king? Both, of course!
Which king? Both, of course!
Of course it wouldn't. The UK government would need a spine for that.
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Of course it wouldn't. The UK government would need a spine for that.
Hm. So both Trump and Putin have got weird things happening to their hands.
Do you think it is possible they passed something on to the other giving hand jobs?
Do you think it is possible they passed something on to the other giving hand jobs?
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Hm. So both Trump and Putin have got weird things happening to their hands.
Do you think it is possible they passed something on to the other giving hand jobs?
Do you think it is possible they passed something on to the other giving hand jobs?
FFS. And the patriot behind it, is currently having a fundraiser, because obviously there is room for some more flags in Brownhills.
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 AM
FFS. And the patriot behind it, is currently having a fundraiser, because obviously there is room for some more flags in Brownhills.
Dear god, where was this picture taken? Please tell me, so I can make sure never to go there!!!
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Dear god, where was this picture taken? Please tell me, so I can make sure never to go there!!!
Ok, forgetting Erika definitely isn't Princess Leia, this.
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Ok, forgetting Erika definitely isn't Princess Leia, this.
The covfefe seems to be increasing in the orangetan.
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The covfefe seems to be increasing in the orangetan.
After the huge success of the recent Brexit referendum, Farage promises the sovereign Brexit Brits to have many more referenda on policies if Reform gets to power.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
After the huge success of the recent Brexit referendum, Farage promises the sovereign Brexit Brits to have many more referenda on policies if Reform gets to power.
Also, this will come as a great relief to the proud patriots who painted a Danish flag on a sovereign roundabout.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Also, this will come as a great relief to the proud patriots who painted a Danish flag on a sovereign roundabout.