Phil Gibson
@philgibson01.bsky.social
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I'm now the owner of a Switch 2, my first console in 20 years. Thanks to some chicanery at Nintendo it took a month to arrive but now it's here, set up, and hot to go. However I don't have any games. What's good?
February 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I'm now the owner of a Switch 2, my first console in 20 years. Thanks to some chicanery at Nintendo it took a month to arrive but now it's here, set up, and hot to go. However I don't have any games. What's good?
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Something I don't get about the Epstein files is how everyone is all "Cant WAIT to see u,. I tresure our frendship!!!~".
Like, who tf talks like that? Is it that I'm too emotionally distant w/ my homies to ever understand true comradeship? Or are the Epstein people just fucking weird?
Like, who tf talks like that? Is it that I'm too emotionally distant w/ my homies to ever understand true comradeship? Or are the Epstein people just fucking weird?
February 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Something I don't get about the Epstein files is how everyone is all "Cant WAIT to see u,. I tresure our frendship!!!~".
Like, who tf talks like that? Is it that I'm too emotionally distant w/ my homies to ever understand true comradeship? Or are the Epstein people just fucking weird?
Like, who tf talks like that? Is it that I'm too emotionally distant w/ my homies to ever understand true comradeship? Or are the Epstein people just fucking weird?
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3am: Yoga
4am: 1st workout
5am: Post-workout meal, shower
5.30am: AI-generate Linkedin article
6am: Breakfast
6.30am: Cryotherapy
7am: Hydrotherapy
8am: Aromatherapy
9am: Family time
9.05am: Meetings
12pm: Lunch
12.30pm: 2nd workout
See the problem here? When am I supposed to fit in murdering?
4am: 1st workout
5am: Post-workout meal, shower
5.30am: AI-generate Linkedin article
6am: Breakfast
6.30am: Cryotherapy
7am: Hydrotherapy
8am: Aromatherapy
9am: Family time
9.05am: Meetings
12pm: Lunch
12.30pm: 2nd workout
See the problem here? When am I supposed to fit in murdering?
January 29, 2026 at 3:45 PM
3am: Yoga
4am: 1st workout
5am: Post-workout meal, shower
5.30am: AI-generate Linkedin article
6am: Breakfast
6.30am: Cryotherapy
7am: Hydrotherapy
8am: Aromatherapy
9am: Family time
9.05am: Meetings
12pm: Lunch
12.30pm: 2nd workout
See the problem here? When am I supposed to fit in murdering?
4am: 1st workout
5am: Post-workout meal, shower
5.30am: AI-generate Linkedin article
6am: Breakfast
6.30am: Cryotherapy
7am: Hydrotherapy
8am: Aromatherapy
9am: Family time
9.05am: Meetings
12pm: Lunch
12.30pm: 2nd workout
See the problem here? When am I supposed to fit in murdering?
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When a British person is surprised to see a memorial hall
January 29, 2026 at 2:17 PM
When a British person is surprised to see a memorial hall
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Absolutely phenomenal thread
I think I might take one of these "under 20 minutes" AI skills courses the UK Govt. seems very keen on everyone doing and live-post it here... Maybe we can all learn something together! The press release sends me to aiskillshub.org.uk/aiskillsboost/ - let's go and see!
AI Skills Boost - AI Skills Hub
aiskillshub.org.uk
January 29, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Absolutely phenomenal thread
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SOMEONE CALL THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS. I have found the most middle class review ever on Ocado for Comte cheese.
Steady yourselves for this
Ready? You’re not even close to being ready
Steady yourselves for this
Ready? You’re not even close to being ready
January 28, 2026 at 1:57 PM
SOMEONE CALL THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS. I have found the most middle class review ever on Ocado for Comte cheese.
Steady yourselves for this
Ready? You’re not even close to being ready
Steady yourselves for this
Ready? You’re not even close to being ready
Donation number 74 in the bag. At 75 apparently I get a certificate.
January 27, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Donation number 74 in the bag. At 75 apparently I get a certificate.
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If I were a little creature I would scurry into my burrow at the smallest sign of danger. What was that?? Hehehe missed me I’m in my burrow now
November 10, 2023 at 2:47 PM
If I were a little creature I would scurry into my burrow at the smallest sign of danger. What was that?? Hehehe missed me I’m in my burrow now
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
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TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
January 21, 2026 at 1:58 PM
TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
If there's WW3 do you think we'll get the day off?
January 20, 2026 at 10:07 PM
If there's WW3 do you think we'll get the day off?
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Q: What goes "Ha ha bonk"?
A: French person laughing at a bank.
A: French person laughing at a bank.
January 2, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Q: What goes "Ha ha bonk"?
A: French person laughing at a bank.
A: French person laughing at a bank.
I know everyone loves Nintendo but their customer service is absolute dogshit. They keep telling me they've escalated my issue (presumably to this guy) and will email me. Nothing happens. So I chase them a few days later. They say they've escalated, will email me. Nothing happens. And so on.
a cartoon character is laying on a bed with a pacifier in his mouth
Alt: Wario asleep
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 11:40 AM
I know everyone loves Nintendo but their customer service is absolute dogshit. They keep telling me they've escalated my issue (presumably to this guy) and will email me. Nothing happens. So I chase them a few days later. They say they've escalated, will email me. Nothing happens. And so on.
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There’s a double entendre contest so I’ve just entered your Dad.
January 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
There’s a double entendre contest so I’ve just entered your Dad.
That's the problem with the British Museum - eventually you run out of other people's mummies.
The British Museum is hiring a Treasure Hunter to find and recover objects stolen from its collection: www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/t...
The British Museum Plans to Hire a Treasure Hunter. Duties Include Recovering Missing Artifacts Before They're Lost to History
The museum announced in 2023 that 1,500 items were missing. More than 600 have since been found, and officials are now hoping to expand the recovery effort
www.smithsonianmag.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM
That's the problem with the British Museum - eventually you run out of other people's mummies.
Gordon Ramsay's coming for dinner at my struggling restaurant. I could deep clean the kitchen, check the walk-in, and ensure my staff act professionally. But I'm so confident that he'll love the food, and respond exceptionally well to my hubris, that I think I'll just wing it instead. Wish me luck!
January 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Gordon Ramsay's coming for dinner at my struggling restaurant. I could deep clean the kitchen, check the walk-in, and ensure my staff act professionally. But I'm so confident that he'll love the food, and respond exceptionally well to my hubris, that I think I'll just wing it instead. Wish me luck!
Best birthday present: my wife got ACTUAL SWEEP to record a personalised birthday message.
January 9, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Best birthday present: my wife got ACTUAL SWEEP to record a personalised birthday message.
It's my birthday so you all have to give me £10. I don't make the rules.
January 9, 2026 at 8:44 AM
It's my birthday so you all have to give me £10. I don't make the rules.
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Triumphant start to the year from Squires. That first panel is *chefs kiss*
January 6, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Triumphant start to the year from Squires. That first panel is *chefs kiss*
When you play a back three
And still lose to Grimsby
That's Amorim
When your team's lacking goals
And you're criticised by Scholes
That's Amorim
Their formation lacks width
How the fuck are they sixth?
That's Amorim
When you're 14 months in
And they give you the bin
That's Amorim!
And still lose to Grimsby
That's Amorim
When your team's lacking goals
And you're criticised by Scholes
That's Amorim
Their formation lacks width
How the fuck are they sixth?
That's Amorim
When you're 14 months in
And they give you the bin
That's Amorim!
January 5, 2026 at 11:31 AM
When you play a back three
And still lose to Grimsby
That's Amorim
When your team's lacking goals
And you're criticised by Scholes
That's Amorim
Their formation lacks width
How the fuck are they sixth?
That's Amorim
When you're 14 months in
And they give you the bin
That's Amorim!
And still lose to Grimsby
That's Amorim
When your team's lacking goals
And you're criticised by Scholes
That's Amorim
Their formation lacks width
How the fuck are they sixth?
That's Amorim
When you're 14 months in
And they give you the bin
That's Amorim!
Playing the new Football Manager and it's fine and all, but annoying how you keep getting bothered by other teams. Like every week it's all Chelsea (H) and Newcastle (A) and so on. Just leave me alone and let me manage the football. I'd be really good at it if they all just stopped interrupting.
January 3, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Playing the new Football Manager and it's fine and all, but annoying how you keep getting bothered by other teams. Like every week it's all Chelsea (H) and Newcastle (A) and so on. Just leave me alone and let me manage the football. I'd be really good at it if they all just stopped interrupting.