James Earl Marsters
@earlofbeverley.bsky.social
Comedian on stage and online. Normal person otherwise. You liked that thing I said once. He/him 🏳️🌈
Beverley/Hull, Yorkshire, UK
Beverley/Hull, Yorkshire, UK
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Alright, it's time to transfer all of this stuff over from the other place. When I'm at a wedding or on holiday, I like to get a picture of me falling down some stairs. I can't explain why but here's a massive thread. The first time this happened was at my cousin's wedding many years ago 1/
One of my friends says he's gonna be featuring in one of the sliding sports at the Winter Olympics this year. I thought to myself, that's luge, if true
February 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
One of my friends says he's gonna be featuring in one of the sliding sports at the Winter Olympics this year. I thought to myself, that's luge, if true
So are we all calling the Winter Olympics the Winty Lymps then or what?
February 7, 2026 at 3:04 PM
So are we all calling the Winter Olympics the Winty Lymps then or what?
Six Nations but it's Gondor, Alderaan, Narnia, Westeros, Gallifrey and Wakanda
February 7, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Six Nations but it's Gondor, Alderaan, Narnia, Westeros, Gallifrey and Wakanda
Me: *moonwalks the foxtrot*
Me: *polkas the salsa*
Me: *whispers to my dance partner* I don't think the Spice Girls are qualified dance instructors
Me: *polkas the salsa*
Me: *whispers to my dance partner* I don't think the Spice Girls are qualified dance instructors
February 7, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Me: *moonwalks the foxtrot*
Me: *polkas the salsa*
Me: *whispers to my dance partner* I don't think the Spice Girls are qualified dance instructors
Me: *polkas the salsa*
Me: *whispers to my dance partner* I don't think the Spice Girls are qualified dance instructors
Have you ever seen anyone put less effort into anything than Mariah Carey at the Winter Olympic opening ceremony?
February 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Have you ever seen anyone put less effort into anything than Mariah Carey at the Winter Olympic opening ceremony?
The rules on your local town Facebook group:
This is a group to share things that are happening in our wonderful town.
No adverts.
No posts from businesses.
No selling stuff.
No telling everyone about what you've got going on.
No joy.
No fun.
A little bit of racism never hurt anyone.
This is a group to share things that are happening in our wonderful town.
No adverts.
No posts from businesses.
No selling stuff.
No telling everyone about what you've got going on.
No joy.
No fun.
A little bit of racism never hurt anyone.
February 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
The rules on your local town Facebook group:
This is a group to share things that are happening in our wonderful town.
No adverts.
No posts from businesses.
No selling stuff.
No telling everyone about what you've got going on.
No joy.
No fun.
A little bit of racism never hurt anyone.
This is a group to share things that are happening in our wonderful town.
No adverts.
No posts from businesses.
No selling stuff.
No telling everyone about what you've got going on.
No joy.
No fun.
A little bit of racism never hurt anyone.
Sorry for not replying. I didn't want to.
Just putting this here rather than where I want to type it
Just putting this here rather than where I want to type it
February 6, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Sorry for not replying. I didn't want to.
Just putting this here rather than where I want to type it
Just putting this here rather than where I want to type it
Harry Styles says drinks go straight to his knees. Where do drinks go in your body?
February 5, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Harry Styles says drinks go straight to his knees. Where do drinks go in your body?
Overheard in a Starbucks in Hull: oh well, Reform are loonies
February 5, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Overheard in a Starbucks in Hull: oh well, Reform are loonies
Can I stop saying Happy New Year yet?
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Can I stop saying Happy New Year yet?
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I feel like Camomile & Clementine could be two middle-class sisters with a podcast who watch old films they've never seen before and then critique them. In the opening episode, they're "tough on Grease"
October 14, 2023 at 10:57 AM
I feel like Camomile & Clementine could be two middle-class sisters with a podcast who watch old films they've never seen before and then critique them. In the opening episode, they're "tough on Grease"
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Very excited about the February line-up for Beverley Jestwood, my little monthly comedy night which will be reaching its 11th edition! If you want to get your hands on the FREE tickets, head to:
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1980652276...
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1980652276...
January 28, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Very excited about the February line-up for Beverley Jestwood, my little monthly comedy night which will be reaching its 11th edition! If you want to get your hands on the FREE tickets, head to:
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1980652276...
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1980652276...
If we tax billionaires properly, not only would we have a lot more money to fix our public services but maybe they also wouldn't be able to afford to fund paedophile supply chains
February 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
If we tax billionaires properly, not only would we have a lot more money to fix our public services but maybe they also wouldn't be able to afford to fund paedophile supply chains
To be honest, I don't think the world's been the same since we all climbed out of the primordial swamp
February 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
To be honest, I don't think the world's been the same since we all climbed out of the primordial swamp
If you ever want anything to be kept private forever, just stick it behind something that needs the Authenticator app to access. It'll never be seen again
February 2, 2026 at 3:06 PM
If you ever want anything to be kept private forever, just stick it behind something that needs the Authenticator app to access. It'll never be seen again
For what it's worth, I've always thought Peter Mandelson had the air of a haunted ironing board
February 2, 2026 at 6:40 AM
For what it's worth, I've always thought Peter Mandelson had the air of a haunted ironing board
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January 30, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I'm really enjoying The Traitors Ireland but my main takeaway is finding out how Irish people pronounce 'column'
January 30, 2026 at 10:39 AM
I'm really enjoying The Traitors Ireland but my main takeaway is finding out how Irish people pronounce 'column'
I thought to myself, 'who would direct a film about Melania?' So I looked him up and found out it's by Brett Ratner and it's his first film since numerous women accused him of sexual assault. All of this means I'm astonished to realise that X-Men: The Last Stand is not the worst thing he's ever done
January 30, 2026 at 7:25 AM
I thought to myself, 'who would direct a film about Melania?' So I looked him up and found out it's by Brett Ratner and it's his first film since numerous women accused him of sexual assault. All of this means I'm astonished to realise that X-Men: The Last Stand is not the worst thing he's ever done
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When a British person is surprised to see a memorial hall
January 29, 2026 at 2:17 PM
When a British person is surprised to see a memorial hall
When a British person is surprised to see a memorial hall
January 29, 2026 at 2:17 PM
When a British person is surprised to see a memorial hall
It would've been good if the makers of The Apprentice could also have reviewed the future behaviour of participants and saved us all from Katie Hopkins and Donald Trump
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
‘Process failed’ says BBC after Apprentice contestant’s offensive tweets emerge
Production company asked for full review after broadcaster ‘completely unaware’ of Levi Hodgetts-Hague’s comments
www.theguardian.com
January 28, 2026 at 8:38 PM
It would've been good if the makers of The Apprentice could also have reviewed the future behaviour of participants and saved us all from Katie Hopkins and Donald Trump
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
Very excited about the February line-up for Beverley Jestwood, my little monthly comedy night which will be reaching its 11th edition! If you want to get your hands on the FREE tickets, head to:
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1980652276...
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1980652276...
January 28, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Very excited about the February line-up for Beverley Jestwood, my little monthly comedy night which will be reaching its 11th edition! If you want to get your hands on the FREE tickets, head to:
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1980652276...
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1980652276...
Kemi Badenoch has ordered centrist Tories to 'get out of the way' as she wants to imitate Reform, which raises the question: why would anyone vote Tory? If you want centrism, vote Lib Dem. If you want Reform policies, you might as well vote Reform. Way to stay relevant Kemi!
January 28, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Kemi Badenoch has ordered centrist Tories to 'get out of the way' as she wants to imitate Reform, which raises the question: why would anyone vote Tory? If you want centrism, vote Lib Dem. If you want Reform policies, you might as well vote Reform. Way to stay relevant Kemi!
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People who think 'Coca-Cola' is the best thing to say in a Hull accent have never been in a Hull pub and heard someone ask for a pinot grigio and a pint of mild
September 28, 2024 at 7:45 PM
People who think 'Coca-Cola' is the best thing to say in a Hull accent have never been in a Hull pub and heard someone ask for a pinot grigio and a pint of mild