James Earl Marsters
@earlofbeverley.bsky.social
Comedian on stage and online. Normal person otherwise. You liked that thing I said once. He/him 🏳️🌈
Beverley/Hull, Yorkshire, UK
Beverley/Hull, Yorkshire, UK
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Alright, it's time to transfer all of this stuff over from the other place. When I'm at a wedding or on holiday, I like to get a picture of me falling down some stairs. I can't explain why but here's a massive thread. The first time this happened was at my cousin's wedding many years ago 1/
Black Friday. Black Week. Black Fortnight. Black Month. Black Season. Black Year. Black
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Black Friday. Black Week. Black Fortnight. Black Month. Black Season. Black Year. Black
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Make your own cheap Ood costume, simply by holding a celeriac in front of your face
#DoctorWho
#DoctorWho
November 8, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Make your own cheap Ood costume, simply by holding a celeriac in front of your face
#DoctorWho
#DoctorWho
I would totally get back into Pokemon Go if you could download packages to add species from other franchises like Doctor Who, Star Wars or Jurassic Park. "A wild ood appeared." "You caught a wookie!" "Overall your compsognathus is a wonder!" Etc
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I would totally get back into Pokemon Go if you could download packages to add species from other franchises like Doctor Who, Star Wars or Jurassic Park. "A wild ood appeared." "You caught a wookie!" "Overall your compsognathus is a wonder!" Etc
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I love how the letters falling off this pub sign have made it look like the logo of a quirky PR agency
November 30, 2023 at 1:59 PM
I love how the letters falling off this pub sign have made it look like the logo of a quirky PR agency
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This coleslaw believes that marriage should be between a man and a woman
October 24, 2024 at 5:50 PM
This coleslaw believes that marriage should be between a man and a woman
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If the US is now on Russia's side, can we go back to the original British spelling of yoghurt like we did with the Ukrainian spelling of chicken Kyiv
March 15, 2025 at 10:21 AM
If the US is now on Russia's side, can we go back to the original British spelling of yoghurt like we did with the Ukrainian spelling of chicken Kyiv
Why does every YouTuber have an extraordinarily preposterous voice?
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Why does every YouTuber have an extraordinarily preposterous voice?
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Nigel Farage is not a British patriot. His politics are American, his rhetoric is 1930s German and his money is Russian
October 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Nigel Farage is not a British patriot. His politics are American, his rhetoric is 1930s German and his money is Russian
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You know if the Greens, Lib Dems, SNP and Plaid Cymru get enough seats at the next general election to form a coalition government, they're all the parties whose colours are green and yellow so we could call them the Earth Coalition
October 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You know if the Greens, Lib Dems, SNP and Plaid Cymru get enough seats at the next general election to form a coalition government, they're all the parties whose colours are green and yellow so we could call them the Earth Coalition
Reform UK supporters: If you didn't support Brexit, you're a traitor
Actual Reform UK:
BBC News - Former Reform in Wales leader Nathan Gill jailed for pro-Russian bribery - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Actual Reform UK:
BBC News - Former Reform in Wales leader Nathan Gill jailed for pro-Russian bribery - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Former Reform in Wales leader Nathan Gill jailed for pro-Russian bribery
Nathan Gill, 52, is sentenced to 10 and a half years in prison after admitting taking bribes while an MEP.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Reform UK supporters: If you didn't support Brexit, you're a traitor
Actual Reform UK:
BBC News - Former Reform in Wales leader Nathan Gill jailed for pro-Russian bribery - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Actual Reform UK:
BBC News - Former Reform in Wales leader Nathan Gill jailed for pro-Russian bribery - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
As much as I think the current Labour government is doing a terrible job, I don't want Starmer to resign because the Tories' revolving door was chaos and I don't want us to get into the habit of thinking we can just change the government every few months and not achieve any kind of consistency...
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
As much as I think the current Labour government is doing a terrible job, I don't want Starmer to resign because the Tories' revolving door was chaos and I don't want us to get into the habit of thinking we can just change the government every few months and not achieve any kind of consistency...
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Forget AI, I've come up with a more authentic way to get answers to everyday questions. Simply go down to your local fish and chip shop and ask some of the other folks in the queue what their opinion is. Please let me introduce: Chat Chippy Tea
July 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Forget AI, I've come up with a more authentic way to get answers to everyday questions. Simply go down to your local fish and chip shop and ask some of the other folks in the queue what their opinion is. Please let me introduce: Chat Chippy Tea
I hear so many people say "I asked ChatGPT and it said...". You might as well see what the kettle says. I'm sure it's very useful for a quick calculation but if you're using it in place of reading up on something yourself, you'll get a wrong answer.
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I hear so many people say "I asked ChatGPT and it said...". You might as well see what the kettle says. I'm sure it's very useful for a quick calculation but if you're using it in place of reading up on something yourself, you'll get a wrong answer.
I wish cranberries were bigger. I want to eat a mango-sized cranberry. That's it. That's the post
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I wish cranberries were bigger. I want to eat a mango-sized cranberry. That's it. That's the post
In Denmark, the ruling centre-left party adopted anti-immigrant policies to attract voters away from far-right parties. They just lost the post of Copenhagen mayor to the Greens. Sound familiar?
👏 Congratulations to @sissemariewe.bsky.social who was just elected as the new mayor of Copenhagen.
💚Congratulations to all of the SF members re-elected or newly elected and for the incredible 17.9% of votes across the country.
🌻Denmark’s people and nature will have a Greener future.
💚Congratulations to all of the SF members re-elected or newly elected and for the incredible 17.9% of votes across the country.
🌻Denmark’s people and nature will have a Greener future.
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
In Denmark, the ruling centre-left party adopted anti-immigrant policies to attract voters away from far-right parties. They just lost the post of Copenhagen mayor to the Greens. Sound familiar?
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During the early 90s, informers lived under the constant threat of having their boom-booms licked down.
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 AM
During the early 90s, informers lived under the constant threat of having their boom-booms licked down.
People can argue over fish and chips, roast dinner or chicken tikka masala all they like but we all know the real national British dish is a beige buffet
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
People can argue over fish and chips, roast dinner or chicken tikka masala all they like but we all know the real national British dish is a beige buffet
Donald Trump: Lord of the Files
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Donald Trump: Lord of the Files
I take a bittersweet pleasure every time a colleague who's always given me bad vibes says something homophobic in my presence. I don't just have a gaydar. I have the opposite too: a prick detector. A twatellite maybe?
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I take a bittersweet pleasure every time a colleague who's always given me bad vibes says something homophobic in my presence. I don't just have a gaydar. I have the opposite too: a prick detector. A twatellite maybe?
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John Lewis might be onto something with these Christmas Twee decorations…
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
John Lewis might be onto something with these Christmas Twee decorations…
I guess I'm just a straight-talker. You know, I tell it like it is, regardless of who it offends. For example, I'm not afraid to say that the best Sugababes song is Flatline. Not many people are willing to admit it.
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I guess I'm just a straight-talker. You know, I tell it like it is, regardless of who it offends. For example, I'm not afraid to say that the best Sugababes song is Flatline. Not many people are willing to admit it.
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How exactly are illegal immigrants tearing this country apart? They can't take jobs or council houses from local people. They're not underfunding local services or privatising essential utilities. It's billionaires and corporations that are tearing this country apart. Don't fall for it. Tax the rich
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
How exactly are illegal immigrants tearing this country apart? They can't take jobs or council houses from local people. They're not underfunding local services or privatising essential utilities. It's billionaires and corporations that are tearing this country apart. Don't fall for it. Tax the rich
So excited to be in this tonight! So, naturally my ADHD brain has decided we're writing a new script for a different show. I only get things done when I have something else I should be doing instead
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Hull What's On Comedian of The Year FINAL
BOOK NOW! Hull What's On Comedian of The Year FINAL on Sun 16th Nov 2025 7:00pm (Edinburgh) at The Edge Hub Limited, Myton Street, Hull, UK
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November 16, 2025 at 8:51 AM
So excited to be in this tonight! So, naturally my ADHD brain has decided we're writing a new script for a different show. I only get things done when I have something else I should be doing instead
www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/hu...
www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/hu...
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OK. All done. Pedants? I'm not interested, this is MY Doctors.
If you are interested in an A2 print I've decided to knock the price down so that it's £60 plus postage (assuming I get enough interest to make it worth my while)
Let me know here or in DMs if you are interested. Probably print 10.
If you are interested in an A2 print I've decided to knock the price down so that it's £60 plus postage (assuming I get enough interest to make it worth my while)
Let me know here or in DMs if you are interested. Probably print 10.
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
OK. All done. Pedants? I'm not interested, this is MY Doctors.
If you are interested in an A2 print I've decided to knock the price down so that it's £60 plus postage (assuming I get enough interest to make it worth my while)
Let me know here or in DMs if you are interested. Probably print 10.
If you are interested in an A2 print I've decided to knock the price down so that it's £60 plus postage (assuming I get enough interest to make it worth my while)
Let me know here or in DMs if you are interested. Probably print 10.