Phil Galasso
@philbertgrape.bsky.social
Like Trudy would say, I ain't playing.
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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Smoking weed is a gateway drug to looking at your dog and being astonished that an animal lives in your house
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Smoking weed is a gateway drug to looking at your dog and being astonished that an animal lives in your house
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Now playing (06:15 PM PST):
"Ghosts of Mars" (2001)
By John Carpenter
Runtime: 98 min.
"Ghosts of Mars" (2001)
By John Carpenter
Runtime: 98 min.
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Now playing (06:15 PM PST):
"Ghosts of Mars" (2001)
By John Carpenter
Runtime: 98 min.
"Ghosts of Mars" (2001)
By John Carpenter
Runtime: 98 min.
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This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
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I know Criterion is running a hotels season this month and that's the reason for this specific artwork but this is such a funny thumbnail
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I know Criterion is running a hotels season this month and that's the reason for this specific artwork but this is such a funny thumbnail
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
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“I told the guys Thanksgiving is not in the Bible and therefore should not be celebrated. Holidays are a distraction from pain and pain is a gift. If they want to thank someone, they can thank God. We all deserve to die.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
“I told the guys Thanksgiving is not in the Bible and therefore should not be celebrated. Holidays are a distraction from pain and pain is a gift. If they want to thank someone, they can thank God. We all deserve to die.”
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
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Scanning the crowd at that Pope Leo film thing at the Vatican. Spike Lee and Cate Blanchett sure, but front row seat for Dario Argento 💥...
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Scanning the crowd at that Pope Leo film thing at the Vatican. Spike Lee and Cate Blanchett sure, but front row seat for Dario Argento 💥...
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I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
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Sandwich man leaving court
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Sandwich man leaving court
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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I think Curtis Silwa should form a 3rd party of ‘old guys too weird to win elections but want to spite these assholes in power’ who run a candidate in every major election and siphon off a crucial dedicated voting bloc of boomers who wear Members Only jackets & love cats and Charles Bronson movies
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I think Curtis Silwa should form a 3rd party of ‘old guys too weird to win elections but want to spite these assholes in power’ who run a candidate in every major election and siphon off a crucial dedicated voting bloc of boomers who wear Members Only jackets & love cats and Charles Bronson movies
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When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
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Lennie: Mamdani
Van Buren: Mamdani
Jack McCoy: Mamdani
Schiff: Mamdani
Fontana: Sliwa
Branch: Cuomo
Hugh Dancy: Cuomo
Van Buren: Mamdani
Jack McCoy: Mamdani
Schiff: Mamdani
Fontana: Sliwa
Branch: Cuomo
Hugh Dancy: Cuomo
October 31, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Lennie: Mamdani
Van Buren: Mamdani
Jack McCoy: Mamdani
Schiff: Mamdani
Fontana: Sliwa
Branch: Cuomo
Hugh Dancy: Cuomo
Van Buren: Mamdani
Jack McCoy: Mamdani
Schiff: Mamdani
Fontana: Sliwa
Branch: Cuomo
Hugh Dancy: Cuomo
So disappointed with the Louvre heist guys.
October 30, 2025 at 8:43 AM
So disappointed with the Louvre heist guys.
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Did the Dodgers organist just play the TWIN PEAKS theme?!
October 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Did the Dodgers organist just play the TWIN PEAKS theme?!
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*John Carpenter sighs, gets out the synth*
Scientists Find 6-Million-Year-Old Air Trapped in Earth’s Oldest Known Ice https://gizmodo.com/scientists-find-6-million-year-old-air-trapped-in-earths-oldest-known-ice-2000678848
Scientists Find 6-Million-Year-Old Air Trapped in Earth’s Oldest Known Ice
The ice sample, retrieved in Antarctica, is the oldest on record—but this discovery may just be tip of the iceberg.
gizmodo.com
October 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
*John Carpenter sighs, gets out the synth*
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From M. Night Shyamalan, comes the baseball game that makes you old.
October 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
From M. Night Shyamalan, comes the baseball game that makes you old.