Phidippus Audax
@phidphriend.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood, AuDHD, vegan, lesbian, nb spider. She/her/they/them
I don’t share anything without alt text (except Palestinian fundraisers).
I block all “homeschooling” parents.
I hate fascism and love rats.
I don’t share anything without alt text (except Palestinian fundraisers).
I block all “homeschooling” parents.
I hate fascism and love rats.
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Phidippus Audax
@phidphriend.bsky.social
· Aug 31
Guys you have to just block everyone who seems like they might report Palestinians. If you don’t block them they will go to your page and report the Palestinians you repost. I know they are terrible people and it feels good to dunk on them, but you have to block them to keep people safe.
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Listening respectfully but internally chanting “SNOOTS SNOOTS SNOOTS;” hooting and hollering
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Listening respectfully but internally chanting “SNOOTS SNOOTS SNOOTS;” hooting and hollering
I’m finding practically nothing about keeping walking iris as a house plant, just people down south keeping them outdoors. Mine really seem to like water, I suspect the brown leaf tips from when I got it were from under-watering. I bet it would like a self watering pot. I’ll be doing more tests.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I’m finding practically nothing about keeping walking iris as a house plant, just people down south keeping them outdoors. Mine really seem to like water, I suspect the brown leaf tips from when I got it were from under-watering. I bet it would like a self watering pot. I’ll be doing more tests.
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Tip for news outlets! You don’t need to share that bitch’s face on your article banner, you can just use people joyfully waving pride flags or even better, gay people kissing in public. We don’t need to see her face ever again.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Tip for news outlets! You don’t need to share that bitch’s face on your article banner, you can just use people joyfully waving pride flags or even better, gay people kissing in public. We don’t need to see her face ever again.
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OVER A MILLION USERS
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
OVER A MILLION USERS
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
Basically the Democrats were in a-shoot-yourself-in-the-dick-the-least-times contest with Republicans who were shooting themselves in the dick constantly only for the Democrats to pull out a machine gun at the last second and not only shoot themselves in the dick, but also all of us.
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Basically the Democrats were in a-shoot-yourself-in-the-dick-the-least-times contest with Republicans who were shooting themselves in the dick constantly only for the Democrats to pull out a machine gun at the last second and not only shoot themselves in the dick, but also all of us.
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But the leopards are almost full from eating faces. Just a little while longer. They’ll take a nap
Then we can do a poll. Take 3 months to do a post mortem. Just to conclude we should remove our bones because the leopards might choke and we don’t want to be responsible for their discomfort.
Then we can do a poll. Take 3 months to do a post mortem. Just to conclude we should remove our bones because the leopards might choke and we don’t want to be responsible for their discomfort.
March 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
But the leopards are almost full from eating faces. Just a little while longer. They’ll take a nap
Then we can do a poll. Take 3 months to do a post mortem. Just to conclude we should remove our bones because the leopards might choke and we don’t want to be responsible for their discomfort.
Then we can do a poll. Take 3 months to do a post mortem. Just to conclude we should remove our bones because the leopards might choke and we don’t want to be responsible for their discomfort.
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no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
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“Bluesky is an echo chamberrrrr”
June 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
“Bluesky is an echo chamberrrrr”
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primary every democrat
Democratic party: we must spend billions to find out what the people want.
The people: (loudly and clearly, through the very process the Democratic Party set up) We want this.
Democratic party: we must spend billions to fight this.
The people: (loudly and clearly, through the very process the Democratic Party set up) We want this.
Democratic party: we must spend billions to fight this.
June 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
primary every democrat
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Democrats are so inspiring, man. The consistency with which they fail to meet the moment. I don’t know that I could ever lock in like that
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Democrats are so inspiring, man. The consistency with which they fail to meet the moment. I don’t know that I could ever lock in like that
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Read every word & share with everyone you know. This is real life here in Chicago. Americans need to know this grotesque reality & stand with us.
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Read every word & share with everyone you know. This is real life here in Chicago. Americans need to know this grotesque reality & stand with us.
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Sen. Lucy Football (D-NH)
Agree.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Sen. Lucy Football (D-NH)
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My white girls?!?
I need you !
Midwest? plain States ? South ?
I need you to LOCK IN AND LOCATE YOUR KAREN
Make them Congress critters afraid to come home
I need you !
Midwest? plain States ? South ?
I need you to LOCK IN AND LOCATE YOUR KAREN
Make them Congress critters afraid to come home
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My white girls?!?
I need you !
Midwest? plain States ? South ?
I need you to LOCK IN AND LOCATE YOUR KAREN
Make them Congress critters afraid to come home
I need you !
Midwest? plain States ? South ?
I need you to LOCK IN AND LOCATE YOUR KAREN
Make them Congress critters afraid to come home
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Eslam is such a sweet kid, o much to bear, but she worked so hard. Then this site took away her connection to her friends and supporters.
bsky.app/profile/peps...
bsky.app/profile/peps...
You knew Eslam The Artist when she had an account, that broke no rules but was suspended, taking away access to her friends, she's so young and responsible for her family trapped in Palestine. She has sacrificed her wellbeing to fight, you can help ease that burden. Donate. Share.
shorturl.at/1XJ3D
shorturl.at/1XJ3D
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Eslam is such a sweet kid, o much to bear, but she worked so hard. Then this site took away her connection to her friends and supporters.
bsky.app/profile/peps...
bsky.app/profile/peps...
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keep an eye out for my upcoming hot NYT article: Did Men Ruin Everything? Not Exaggerating Literally Everything For The Past 5000 Years
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 AM
keep an eye out for my upcoming hot NYT article: Did Men Ruin Everything? Not Exaggerating Literally Everything For The Past 5000 Years
I say people running for office need to be willing to die to protect their constituents—these people we’ve been electing aren’t even willing to miss a vacation. It’s definitely more than the ones who are obviously caving most of the others agreed to this and picked out sacrifices they could afford.
not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I say people running for office need to be willing to die to protect their constituents—these people we’ve been electing aren’t even willing to miss a vacation. It’s definitely more than the ones who are obviously caving most of the others agreed to this and picked out sacrifices they could afford.
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not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not
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I have not seen a single fuckin AI smartphone commercial that's usage example wasn't just "what if I googled something and it read the results out loud and burned off enough water to fill a couple of water coolers to do it"
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I have not seen a single fuckin AI smartphone commercial that's usage example wasn't just "what if I googled something and it read the results out loud and burned off enough water to fill a couple of water coolers to do it"
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This should honestly be the take home message with the senate Behaviors.
At some point, voters, you're gonna have to figure out that the Democrats hate all of you.
cool that obama could call up the entire democratic party to organize a resistance movement to stop sanders but couldn't call up the senate to tell them not to windmill slamdunk one of his few legacies of improving anything into the trash.
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
This should honestly be the take home message with the senate Behaviors.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage