Phidippus Audax
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Phidippus Audax
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Your friendly neighborhood, AuDHD, vegan, lesbian, nb spider. She/her/they/them

I don’t share anything without alt text (except Palestinian fundraisers).

I block all “homeschooling” parents.

I hate fascism and love rats.
Despite the horrors I can make the name of my plant sound like a gundam and that’s nice.
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Some of the leaves that were flopped over when I got it are beginning to stand upright and I really wasn’t expecting that, I guess I thought some leaves are just too long to stand up straight.
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Is this even coherent? It seems like what happened to me.
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Reposted by Phidippus Audax
But the leopards are almost full from eating faces. Just a little while longer. They’ll take a nap

Then we can do a poll. Take 3 months to do a post mortem. Just to conclude we should remove our bones because the leopards might choke and we don’t want to be responsible for their discomfort.
March 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Nobody believes you anymore. Y’all coordinated these votes to sacrifice millions of lives so you can fly home for thanksgiving. I do not believe that everyone who is, conveniently, not eligible for another term just went “I want to sacrifice millions of American lives for vague republican promises.”
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It’ll drive up health insurance premiums for everyone when massive numbers leave the system because they can’t pay 1000-3000+ per month.
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM