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When I told my husband to take out the trash I sure as hell didn't mean you 🌈
One Christmas my aunt Sharon asked my mom to get the shrimp from Sam’s Club so she got this big bag of uncooked super jumbo shrimp. But the outcome was a platter of big gray shrimp that Sharon didn’t know needed cooking and a couple aunts eating raw shrimp before anyone noticed.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
One Christmas my aunt Sharon asked my mom to get the shrimp from Sam’s Club so she got this big bag of uncooked super jumbo shrimp. But the outcome was a platter of big gray shrimp that Sharon didn’t know needed cooking and a couple aunts eating raw shrimp before anyone noticed.
Free drag name, Jaye D’Egg
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Free drag name, Jaye D’Egg
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November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
Every time I see Iman I’m a little taken aback by her beauty. I also hear her say in my head “I’ll have a twist of lemon” from LA Story.
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Every time I see Iman I’m a little taken aback by her beauty. I also hear her say in my head “I’ll have a twist of lemon” from LA Story.
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⚔ New comic: Fight to the McDeath ⚔
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
⚔ New comic: Fight to the McDeath ⚔
I will vote for anyone who vows to prosecute these little shits
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to hau...
www.rawstory.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I will vote for anyone who vows to prosecute these little shits
This is so completely true. Walmart is evil but so is virtually any competitor. Target can’t compete on price and if I no longer feel like I’m getting value from the experience or ethics (and I don’t) why would I pay more?
truly impressive how much Target’s success relied on Woke
turns out that’s all that really differentiated it from its competitors and when it gave customers a reason to go elsewhere they had no reason to come back
turns out that’s all that really differentiated it from its competitors and when it gave customers a reason to go elsewhere they had no reason to come back
Target makes bold changes to keep customers from fleeing stores
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This is so completely true. Walmart is evil but so is virtually any competitor. Target can’t compete on price and if I no longer feel like I’m getting value from the experience or ethics (and I don’t) why would I pay more?
The simplest explanation is usually the right one:
1. Trump is easily manipulated by anyone charismatic. Mandani is charming AF and apparently knows how to handle a narcissist. That’s it.
2. MTG is peacing out two days before her pension-for-life goes live. This I almost respect tbh.
1. Trump is easily manipulated by anyone charismatic. Mandani is charming AF and apparently knows how to handle a narcissist. That’s it.
2. MTG is peacing out two days before her pension-for-life goes live. This I almost respect tbh.
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The simplest explanation is usually the right one:
1. Trump is easily manipulated by anyone charismatic. Mandani is charming AF and apparently knows how to handle a narcissist. That’s it.
2. MTG is peacing out two days before her pension-for-life goes live. This I almost respect tbh.
1. Trump is easily manipulated by anyone charismatic. Mandani is charming AF and apparently knows how to handle a narcissist. That’s it.
2. MTG is peacing out two days before her pension-for-life goes live. This I almost respect tbh.
Despite seeing both movies so, so many times it wasn’t until watching Heathers tonight that I realized the music is *obviously* done by the same person as Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead. The scores are so similar.
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Despite seeing both movies so, so many times it wasn’t until watching Heathers tonight that I realized the music is *obviously* done by the same person as Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead. The scores are so similar.
One deep breath and somebody’s getting a button to the face. Also why is he lactating
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
One deep breath and somebody’s getting a button to the face. Also why is he lactating
The email marketers putting events on my calendar that I didn't ask for are going entirely too far.
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The email marketers putting events on my calendar that I didn't ask for are going entirely too far.
A fascinating article that makes me worried we are further along the road toward the death of all truth than I already feared.
A few months ago @thelocal.to got a promising pitch from a writer with bylines in whole bunch of reputable publications—The Cut, The Guardian, Dwell, Architectural Digest, etc. Then I started investigating. Here's a story about fabulists in journalism's AI slop era. thelocal.to/investigatin...
Investigating a Possible Scammer in Journalism’s AI Era | The Local
A suspicious pitch from a freelancer led editor Nicholas Hune-Brown to dig into their past work. By the end, four publications, including The Guardian and Dwell, had removed articles from their sites.
thelocal.to
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
A fascinating article that makes me worried we are further along the road toward the death of all truth than I already feared.
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A Quiet Piggy (2018)
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
A Quiet Piggy (2018)
I saw one of these (a Chevy Spark EUV) when I was in Mexico and it stopped me in my tracks. Why can’t we have this here? It looks like a miniaturized Bronco that’s also an EV. I feel like this would print money given the opportunity.
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I saw one of these (a Chevy Spark EUV) when I was in Mexico and it stopped me in my tracks. Why can’t we have this here? It looks like a miniaturized Bronco that’s also an EV. I feel like this would print money given the opportunity.
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working at the nyt
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
working at the nyt
Mexico City is wild. They are so committed to greenery in the city it looks like skyscrapers grow from the forest. ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Mexico City is wild. They are so committed to greenery in the city it looks like skyscrapers grow from the forest. ❤️
The whole time I was here I couldn’t stop thinking about the tesseract in Interstellar. Walking around with “Murph!!” reverberating in my head.
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The whole time I was here I couldn’t stop thinking about the tesseract in Interstellar. Walking around with “Murph!!” reverberating in my head.
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Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him
May 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him
I wish him a swift recovery but he needs to resign and let our Democratic governor appoint someone else. He clearly hates his job and has abandoned everything he claimed to care about in the primary and general. youtu.be/dkK1OuyOkHw
Sen. John Fetterman hospitalized following heart issue, fall
YouTube video by NBC10 Philadelphia
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November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I wish him a swift recovery but he needs to resign and let our Democratic governor appoint someone else. He clearly hates his job and has abandoned everything he claimed to care about in the primary and general. youtu.be/dkK1OuyOkHw
In Philadelphia this is becoming untenable because regional rail is falling apart. Never knowing when or if your train is coming makes an already pointless commute to center city even dumber. These bootlicky takes are exhausting. People live in cities.
if you cant go in to the office 3 days a week then you really can't complain when cities are hollowed out. cities are places where ppl work and network. getting rid of that makes cities useless
And it's usually something like "but that's not what the literal DNC does!" as if I don't know, as someone who has worked on Dem campaigns, sometimes in conjunction with the DNC what they do. So I'm going to be very specific here: this is the DNC being shitty: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
In Philadelphia this is becoming untenable because regional rail is falling apart. Never knowing when or if your train is coming makes an already pointless commute to center city even dumber. These bootlicky takes are exhausting. People live in cities.