Goblin, PhD
@phdgoblin.bsky.social
The internet is for making up kinds of guys. That's it.
Mostly dog and baking pics, gossip girl gifs
Baker, Philosopher, Adjunct, Veteran, TTRPG GM
Tottenham and St. Pauli supporter
Mostly dog and baking pics, gossip girl gifs
Baker, Philosopher, Adjunct, Veteran, TTRPG GM
Tottenham and St. Pauli supporter
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Goblin, PhD
@phdgoblin.bsky.social
· Oct 24
𝔖𝔱𝔞𝔞𝔱𝔰𝔡𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔫𝔣ä𝔥𝔦𝔤
...asking a lot of questions already answered by my tattoo.
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Teaching (and especially talking about) philosophy is way more fun than actually writing it, but if you don't write it, you get stuck with a job where you have to teach so much it's hard not to end up hating that part too. Few know this
February 12, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Teaching (and especially talking about) philosophy is way more fun than actually writing it, but if you don't write it, you get stuck with a job where you have to teach so much it's hard not to end up hating that part too. Few know this
Me, with my wife watching our kids sleeping cozily on the baby monitor "They're so great and cool. It's gonna be so rough once they grow into capacity for sin."
Wife "What?"
Wife "What?"
February 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Me, with my wife watching our kids sleeping cozily on the baby monitor "They're so great and cool. It's gonna be so rough once they grow into capacity for sin."
Wife "What?"
Wife "What?"
Have you guys seen threads? It's like the normies have their own Banksy
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Have you guys seen threads? It's like the normies have their own Banksy
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
Well, it finally happened, someone said "You should get those Trump accounts for the kids."
February 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Well, it finally happened, someone said "You should get those Trump accounts for the kids."
Living in the suburbs is just parade upon parade of unnecessary hemis and 4wd, row upon row of SUVs that should be minivans or wagons...
February 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Living in the suburbs is just parade upon parade of unnecessary hemis and 4wd, row upon row of SUVs that should be minivans or wagons...
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Fucked up philosophy of language views:
- names are like nouns but they don't take articles, so they're mass nouns.
'John' refers to Johnny stuff
- names are like nouns but they don't take articles, so they're mass nouns.
'John' refers to Johnny stuff
February 9, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Fucked up philosophy of language views:
- names are like nouns but they don't take articles, so they're mass nouns.
'John' refers to Johnny stuff
- names are like nouns but they don't take articles, so they're mass nouns.
'John' refers to Johnny stuff
Guy whose dnd character is simply "Steven Tyler of Aerosmith"
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Guy whose dnd character is simply "Steven Tyler of Aerosmith"
Gotta be honest, I think the ol guy lost a step. Low energy post from Trump on one of the top 29 poasting nights of the year
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Gotta be honest, I think the ol guy lost a step. Low energy post from Trump on one of the top 29 poasting nights of the year
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NBC keeps putting a graphic of a football field next to Olympics event courses for scale. I hope they do that for the Superbowl too so I can compare.
February 8, 2026 at 9:42 PM
NBC keeps putting a graphic of a football field next to Olympics event courses for scale. I hope they do that for the Superbowl too so I can compare.
"Babysitters get paid. I do this strictly for love of the game."
New development in parenthood: apparently I take immediate umbrage, contrary to my typical temperament, when someone refers to me being the at-home parent as "babysitting."
Corrected two folks on this within 24hrs
This is a microblogging website.
Corrected two folks on this within 24hrs
This is a microblogging website.
February 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
"Babysitters get paid. I do this strictly for love of the game."
My sleepy brain almost had me not wake up for this match...Kinda wish I had chosen sleep
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 PM
My sleepy brain almost had me not wake up for this match...Kinda wish I had chosen sleep
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"niko why you got so many empty bottles n shit cluttering your room" theyre called Evasion Points and they help me get away from Scissorman
February 7, 2026 at 12:08 PM
"niko why you got so many empty bottles n shit cluttering your room" theyre called Evasion Points and they help me get away from Scissorman
New development in parenthood: apparently I take immediate umbrage, contrary to my typical temperament, when someone refers to me being the at-home parent as "babysitting."
Corrected two folks on this within 24hrs
This is a microblogging website.
Corrected two folks on this within 24hrs
This is a microblogging website.
February 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
New development in parenthood: apparently I take immediate umbrage, contrary to my typical temperament, when someone refers to me being the at-home parent as "babysitting."
Corrected two folks on this within 24hrs
This is a microblogging website.
Corrected two folks on this within 24hrs
This is a microblogging website.
Four seats down the bar from me a guy is talking to a woman (a reg) about how great a 21 Pilots concert was. He thinks he's impressive. Who needs reality TV when one can turn up hearing aids volume?
February 5, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Four seats down the bar from me a guy is talking to a woman (a reg) about how great a 21 Pilots concert was. He thinks he's impressive. Who needs reality TV when one can turn up hearing aids volume?
I lost one of my first regular customers, someone from before I was officially mongering bread...because I posted a union video about the general strike and I wrote "I'm with the unions." This person is otherwise cool but just hates unions. Odd.
February 4, 2026 at 6:49 AM
I lost one of my first regular customers, someone from before I was officially mongering bread...because I posted a union video about the general strike and I wrote "I'm with the unions." This person is otherwise cool but just hates unions. Odd.
I have chosen a color scheme for my 998 Sons 40k army
I need someone to help me get a precise Brat green pigment for my army
I need someone to help me get a precise Brat green pigment for my army
February 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I have chosen a color scheme for my 998 Sons 40k army
I need someone to help me get a precise Brat green pigment for my army
I need someone to help me get a precise Brat green pigment for my army
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"I know Kid Rock's real name" is an amazing negative flex, good job JD
February 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
"I know Kid Rock's real name" is an amazing negative flex, good job JD
I love that the internet is for making up types of guys
I'm pronouncing the title MARTIN SUPREME to rhyme with MARTIN SCORSESE
February 3, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I love that the internet is for making up types of guys
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Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award https://theonion.com/album-that-has-nothing-on-fleetwood-mac-s-rumours-win-1819576068/
February 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award https://theonion.com/album-that-has-nothing-on-fleetwood-mac-s-rumours-win-1819576068/
Oh today is getting there...
Every day I see new, bonkers ways for folks on here to violate TOS. Just really playing with the form and space, reinventing the genre.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Oh today is getting there...
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groimes, oim een theh eepsteen foiles
September 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
groimes, oim een theh eepsteen foiles
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lfg
It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
January 31, 2026 at 1:47 AM
lfg
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Broadly I am getting sick of cult of the operator on the left. If you need to be a secret squirrel for what you do, and sometimes that has been me, you don't post about it.
Massive public above ground stuff the point is to fucking make people aware of it.
Massive public above ground stuff the point is to fucking make people aware of it.
January 29, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Broadly I am getting sick of cult of the operator on the left. If you need to be a secret squirrel for what you do, and sometimes that has been me, you don't post about it.
Massive public above ground stuff the point is to fucking make people aware of it.
Massive public above ground stuff the point is to fucking make people aware of it.