Goblin, PhD
@phdgoblin.bsky.social
The internet is for making up kinds of guys. That's it.
Mostly dog and baking pics
Philosopher, Adjunct, Veteran, TTRPG GM
Tottenham and St. Pauli supporter
Mostly dog and baking pics
Philosopher, Adjunct, Veteran, TTRPG GM
Tottenham and St. Pauli supporter
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𝔖𝔱𝔞𝔞𝔱𝔰𝔡𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔫𝔣ä𝔥𝔦𝔤
...asking a lot of questions already answered by my tattoo.
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sorry i oscillated between vanity and self-loathing it will happen again
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
sorry i oscillated between vanity and self-loathing it will happen again
Not at all healthy but I'm never logging off
Do you ever think about death?
Jeffrey Epstein won’t see your post making fun of his comma usage but your friend who can’t figure out how to use a comma will
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Not at all healthy but I'm never logging off
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If Democrats release files showing that Trump was complicit in Epstein's pedophilia, and Trump tries to distract from it by starting a war with Nigeria or Venezuela, then Democrats will have blood on their hands.
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If Democrats release files showing that Trump was complicit in Epstein's pedophilia, and Trump tries to distract from it by starting a war with Nigeria or Venezuela, then Democrats will have blood on their hands.
If I'm laid up in bed with a head cold, at least there's much posting happening
This is a microblogging website
This is a microblogging website
two women are sitting at a table with straws in their drinks looking at each other
ALT: two women are sitting at a table with straws in their drinks looking at each other
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If I'm laid up in bed with a head cold, at least there's much posting happening
This is a microblogging website
This is a microblogging website
They're poasting in the continental style, like when one sits down and
reads Gadamer
reads Gadamer
lotta people posting email screenshots like this with captions like 'wow'. yeah man, i'll take your word for it. that's crazy
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
They're poasting in the continental style, like when one sits down and
reads Gadamer
reads Gadamer
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There's something really funny about a graphic that just reads "GREW UP PRIVILEGED"
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
There's something really funny about a graphic that just reads "GREW UP PRIVILEGED"
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You don’t suffer fools gladly?
But sir, may I point out that you’re on social media voluntarily?
But sir, may I point out that you’re on social media voluntarily?
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
You don’t suffer fools gladly?
But sir, may I point out that you’re on social media voluntarily?
But sir, may I point out that you’re on social media voluntarily?
Honestly, half a coffee and my morning smoke is not enough to prepare me for awareness today.
This is a microblogging website.
This is a microblogging website.
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Honestly, half a coffee and my morning smoke is not enough to prepare me for awareness today.
This is a microblogging website.
This is a microblogging website.
I know there's bigger news, but this guy is giving one of the most dipshit speeches I've ever seen. It's like someone mixed his preworkout with his gin and then butt-chugged it into him through a MAGA culture-war funnel.
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I know there's bigger news, but this guy is giving one of the most dipshit speeches I've ever seen. It's like someone mixed his preworkout with his gin and then butt-chugged it into him through a MAGA culture-war funnel.
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if my kid comes home with a flier from classmates doing shit like this, I'm sending them back with fliers on pedocons
"When LifeWise...[which] allows students to leave school during the day for religious instruction, came to Ayersville...she saw it as a chance to spread the gospel. 'It’s not my kids that I worry about,” she said. 'This is their opportunity to be a light. Their mission field is the public school.'"
A program taking kids out of class for Bible study tests boundaries in public schools
LifeWise’s $35 million organization and fleet of big red buses is driving thorny questions about church and state.
19thnews.org
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
if my kid comes home with a flier from classmates doing shit like this, I'm sending them back with fliers on pedocons
Mathiness:Math::Truthiness:Truth
the worst part is that for the people at the top "good at math"/sciencey is essentially a vibe one socially codes their way into by being minimally competent at informally discussing things actual math/science people do, unless (e.g.) Elon Musk has proven a theorem I didn't hear about.
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Mathiness:Math::Truthiness:Truth
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this is a rich text but my favorite part is that despite being presumably good at math, her husband is so illiterate that he cannot read a baby's report card
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
this is a rich text but my favorite part is that despite being presumably good at math, her husband is so illiterate that he cannot read a baby's report card
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i tended bar for ages with a focus on cocktails & designing new drinks to order. by all accounts, i was pretty good at it. seems like those skills should be transferable. maybe they were for someone else, but i genuinely found barista harder & less forgiving (and guests are ruder & cheaper).
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
i tended bar for ages with a focus on cocktails & designing new drinks to order. by all accounts, i was pretty good at it. seems like those skills should be transferable. maybe they were for someone else, but i genuinely found barista harder & less forgiving (and guests are ruder & cheaper).
Should be the third place game, like they do in the Olympics
Introduced one of my friends to the concept of the poptart bowl, she is ALL IN
a bag of pop candy is sitting on a field
Alt: A poptart mascot rips off its silver packaging like this is WWE or something
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Should be the third place game, like they do in the Olympics
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It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you
"Jane Coaston's Weird Reply Guys" is a list that exists
Do you think Jar Jar Binks was made for children to sympathize with indigenous populations? If so, which ones?
"I have no idea what being a contributing writer for a fascist rag has to do with despising a character that was created for children to sympathize with indigenous populations"
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"Jane Coaston's Weird Reply Guys" is a list that exists
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the true Butlerian Jihad is forcing people — by violence if necessary — to accept that “perfomative” doesn’t just mean doing something self-consciously
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
the true Butlerian Jihad is forcing people — by violence if necessary — to accept that “perfomative” doesn’t just mean doing something self-consciously
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In passport line in Prague remembering my best experience in US:
Agent: why are you here?
I’m a Professor, giving a talk.
What’s you subject?
Political Philosophy.
My favourite!!
Really??
No. I say that to all the Professors.
Agent: why are you here?
I’m a Professor, giving a talk.
What’s you subject?
Political Philosophy.
My favourite!!
Really??
No. I say that to all the Professors.
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
In passport line in Prague remembering my best experience in US:
Agent: why are you here?
I’m a Professor, giving a talk.
What’s you subject?
Political Philosophy.
My favourite!!
Really??
No. I say that to all the Professors.
Agent: why are you here?
I’m a Professor, giving a talk.
What’s you subject?
Political Philosophy.
My favourite!!
Really??
No. I say that to all the Professors.
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Taco Bell’s new Seventhmeal promotion is looking pretty good
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Taco Bell’s new Seventhmeal promotion is looking pretty good
Ugh just logged on
This is what I get for touching grass, I guess
This is what I get for touching grass, I guess
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Ugh just logged on
This is what I get for touching grass, I guess
This is what I get for touching grass, I guess
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
Ken Burn's Jazz, where Ken Burns is Ken Bhurnz
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Ken Burn's Jazz, where Ken Burns is Ken Bhurnz
No, I don't think I will tap and hold to imagine with AI
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
No, I don't think I will tap and hold to imagine with AI