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Mr E (?)
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Angry/iLL/ugly as sin.

Most people are demented. I challenge anyone to say with a straight face that they are fully sane.
Pinned
Awright ther shexshy ladiesh! Just blown thon Blofeld lad tae fuck. Lookin fur a wee hovercraft ride back tae Largsh.
He's off and flying lads! Watch that big dumb bird soar!
The people can buy their own……. policy? From who, Don?
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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On Bob Mortimer's Desert Island Discs he's asked why nobody's doing comedy like he did anymore, which always feels like the guest is being baited into saying they'd be "cancelled", and he answers "because it's a career path now, not just lads dicking about". Refreshing perspective.
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
So fucking long ago. He's 12 now...
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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It's hard to get your head around this stuff unless you just stop respecting British journalism as an entire profession. Because, yes, they are in fact out here saying that being a member of the club is only criteria for whether your voice ought to be listened to or not.
Rowling and Liddle are both repugnant, hate-driven arseholes, and this stuff is saying that believing they are is some kind of wild extremist insanity that must be expunged. How long do we think these miniature Canutes can send back the incoming tide, do we think?
November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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History: "There are two things you must never fuck with; infrastructure and food."

Trump admin: "Something about fuck with their infrastructure and food. Got it."
Flight cancelations to worsen next week if shutdown continues
Airlines will have to slash hundreds of more flights if shutdown continues into next week.
www.cnbc.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Rod Liddle is that @hausofdecline.bsky.social strip about embarrassing memories but it's just a guy whistling and trucking down the road.
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Labour's “life-changing” policies for Trans+ people:

1. Systematically withdrawing life saving and affirming healthcare from Trans+ children, adolescents, and adults

2. Banning Trans+ representation in education

3. Enforcing cisgender conformity

4. Curing Trans+ people of their Transness
November 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Call me a cynic, but I'm pretty sure most genuinely oppressed people don't sign off reports about the cruel and racist oppression they're suffering under with links to online stores to purchase merchandise.
Stuff from crackpot activists that cropped up on my TL this morning is wild. Do you think the public will be horrified when you tell them that stewards were twitchy because you went to the home end as away fans, then made a big show of being away fans? Have you been to a football match before.
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Happy Remembrance Month!
November 1, 2025 at 10:08 AM
youtu.be/wPETzKYLkco?...

Fucknuts: The Movie
The Futurists (1967) | Scientists Predict The 21st Century
YouTube video by Reelblack One
youtu.be
October 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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dying at rightwingers falling for what looks like an ai generated turning points USA half time show with special guest “measles”
October 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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new life goal: make Kid Rock so angry by my continued existence that he overdoses on meth
October 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Hmmm! Farts & Adidas Sport Sensation.....
Name: Nick Tenconi
Age: 54
Fragrance: Farts & Adidas Sport Sensation
Favourite food: Rustlers
Favourite film: The Emperor's New Groove
Favourite song: Give Me Everything by Pitbull
Hobbies: Pissing all over the floor and toilet seat
October 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I made my face bald. Will that do?
It's going bald Sunday. Everybody lose your hair
October 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Winning the Nobel Peace Prize these days is a bit like giving the worst cunt in your school Pupil Of The Year for only setting fire to the toilets once last term.
October 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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this subreddit is insane i’m obsessed
October 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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#Amphifa

@basil45.bsky.social

Joke courtesy of my mate :)
PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying”

(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
October 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Pac-Man (Series, 1982 - 1984)
October 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Speedrunning societal collapse by starving the military?
October 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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How Alan Moore imagined standing up to totalitarianism...

How the end of V for Vendetta would look if it were set in Portland.
October 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
How long till they knock on your front door?

youtu.be/VmJYpAycF0c?...
October 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM