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perilously.bsky.social
special agent bean
@perilously.bsky.social
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"i microwav'd / pizza i'd sav'd / tho pizza cold / is breakfast gold."

mdzs / pop music / books of all genres / etc. perilously @ ao3 and tumblr
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esselfortium.bsky.social
sometimes i get an idea and have no choice but to follow it to its conclusion
the "It's been one of those weeks... pass the yaoi!" fish meme, edited to instead say "It's been... one week since you looked at me" with the lyrics to the first verse of the Barenaked Ladies song "One Week"
March 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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dogunderwater.bsky.social
i personally think it's good that people are into an exceptionally horny gay show, especially at this exact moment in time. i'd rather queer sex be seen as desirable and cool and popular than degenerate and a jailable offense.
January 4, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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alixeharrow.bsky.social
okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."
January 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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brianphillips.bsky.social
Sydney Smith lived from 1771–1845 yet somehow knew all my New Year's resolutions
1. Live as well as you can. 2. Go to the shower-bath with a low temperature. 3. Read amusing books. 4. Take a short view of life—no further than dinner or tea. 5. Be as busy as you can. 6. See as much as you can of friends that respect and like you. 7. and those acquaintances who amuse you. 8. Make no secret of low spirits but talk of them freely. 9. Attend to the effects coffee and tea produce on you. 10. Compare your lot with other people's. 11. Don't expect too much of life. 12. Avoid poets, dramatic presentations, music, serious novels, melancholy, sentimental people. 13. DO GOOD. 14. Be as much as you can in the open air. 15. Make your room gay. 16. Struggle by little and little against idleness. 17. Don't underestimate yourself. 18. Keep good blazing fires. 19. Be firm and constant in the exertion of rational religion
January 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
perilously.bsky.social
my 2025 books! a slightly mid reading year for me as far as volume but i read some really good ones
list of the following books: August Clarke, Metal from Heaven Neil Sharpson, Knock Knock, Open Wide Freya Marske, Swordcrossed Alix E. Harrow, Starling House Vajra Chandrasekara, The Saint of Bright Doors Holly Gramazio, The Husbands Catherine Steadman, Something in the Water Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child, Reliquary* Liz Moore, The God of the Woods Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, The Cabinet of Curiosities* Ava Reid, Lady Macbeth Kaliane Bradley, The Ministry of Time Ashley Winstead, The Last Housewife Kevin Wilson, The Family Fang Elizabeth Lim, Six Crimson Cranes Lev Grossman, The Bright Sword James Frankie Thomas, Idlewild Naomi Klein, Doppelganger: A Trip into the Mirror World Ben Lerner, The Topeka School Kate Beaton, Ducks: Two Years in the Oil Sands Leif Enger, I Cheerfully Refuse Liane Moriarty, Here One Moment Sally Rooney, Intermezzo Robert Jackson Bennett, The Tainted Cup Grady Hendrix, Witchcraft for Wayward Girls Oliver Sacks, Awakenings Sarah Rees Brennan, In Other Lands* Cherie Priest, The Drowning House continued list of the following books: Emily Austin, Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead Marcus Kliewer, We Used to Live Here Paul Murray, The Bee Sting T.J. Klune, Somewhere Beyond the Sea Antonia Hodgson, The Raven Scholar Jacqueline Carey, Kushiel's Dart Emily Austin, Interesting Facts About Space Marianne Gordon, The Gilded Crown Torrey Peters, Stag Dance Agustina Bazterrica, The Unworthy Ashley Winstead, In My Dreams I Hold a Knife Marisa Crane, A Sharp Endless Need Samantha Sotto Yambao, Water Moon Taylor Jenkins Reid, Atmosphere Jo Spain, The Confession Sarah T. Dubb, Birding with Benefits Robert Jackson Bennett, A Drop of Corruption Emily Tesh, Some Desperate Glory A.J. Demas, Something Human
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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skarchomp.bsky.social
ocarina of time fulfills the greatest fantasy of all gamers, which is to play a song that makes cows feel nice
December 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
perilously.bsky.social
i simply love to dick around on the internet. it's my passion
December 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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memles.bsky.social
You know that the Crave social team are Gen Z and not millennials because I had to make these myself. #HeatedRivalry
December 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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bigmac582.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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bigmac582.bsky.social
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December 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
perilously.bsky.social
i was just wondering why this fic has been picking up extra comments and kudos lately!!
mdzsao3.bsky.social MDZS AO3 TAGS 🐰🩵 @mdzsao3.bsky.social · 16d
when you share someone's memories with them and you realize how wildly horny they are, and you're like haha whoa!: the wei wuxian story
December 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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tiffbaxter.bsky.social
❄️ Walking In The Air ❄️

Not had time for a new holiday piece but I still really like this wintry 1800s butchfemme couple that I never shared here.
A oval wreath of bare twigs tied with a red ribbon at the bottom. Within is a snowy landscape from above of English fields. In the foreground a butchfemme lesbian couple in early 1800s dress are flying as they hold each other and the butch kisses the femme on the cheek.
December 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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ronchronchronch.bsky.social
“As it turns out” is absolutely killing me here
As it turns out, there’s a long-hidden history of women quietly consuming male-to-male romance and erotica.
December 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
perilously.bsky.social
[someone who got a fairly large tattoo three days ago voice] i need another tattoo
December 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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kjshepherd.bsky.social
It's your birthday, Duane.
Duane Kearns Puryear, holding his panel for the AIDS Memorial Quilt. It reads, in block letters: "My name is Duane Kearns Puryear. I was born on December 20, 1964. I was diagnosed with AIDS on September 7, 1987 at 4:45 PM. I was 22 old. Sometimes, it makes me very sad. I made this panel myself. If you are reading it, I am dead..." There are several great resources to learn about Duane, his advocacy, his family, his panel, and the politics of memory and re-creation, especially this one by The Dallas Way: http://www.thedallasway.org/stories/written/2021/9/19/duane-puryears-and-the-quilt-panel Duane Puryear died in 1991.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
perilously.bsky.social
don't talk to blorbo on the plagiarism machine, you fools. bully your friends into pretending to be your blorbos online with you
December 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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nicterhorst.com
Idk who needs to hear this, but talking to blorbo on the plagerism machine is crossing the picket line.
kim-hu.com Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 26d
talking to blorbo accounts for over 50% of AI use

openrouter.ai/state-of-ai
A screenshot of a table from the study linked above, it shows that currently 52% of use is for roleplay
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Seasonal reminder that ribbon and tinsel can be DEADLY for cats. Please keep ribbon stored safely and tinsel out of your home completely. ⚠️ hhvh.net/2018/01/13/w...
Xray of a kitten abdomen from linked article showing abnormal intestinal appearance due to ingestion of linear foreign body.
December 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
perilously.bsky.social
wicked 2 was kind of bad because act 2 of wicked is very bad but wicked 2 was also very good because giving glinda and elphaba a 'season 2 finale of doctor who' moment was a stroke of genius
December 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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iridescentdreams.bsky.social
friendly reminder that you didn't waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort. any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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mdzsao3.bsky.social
safe sex is briefly referenced but it's wangxian so they don't DO it lol
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
My vet loved my shirt today - it's this anti-declawing shirt by @crits4cats.org! streamlabs.com/crits4cats/m...
Close up of a shirt graphic showing a cat's outstretched claws surrounded by roses. Text reads "paws need claws, support declawing bans"
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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antwontx.com
If you have PTO, sick days etc TAKE THEM if they don’t rollover. “USE YE ALL OF THOU BENEFITS, BEFORE THY END OF YEAR COMES.” — Corporations 13:33
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM