special agent bean
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"i microwav'd / pizza i'd sav'd / tho pizza cold / is breakfast gold."
mdzs / pop music / books of all genres / etc. perilously @ ao3 and tumblr
mdzs / pop music / books of all genres / etc. perilously @ ao3 and tumblr
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The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
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youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Hi #portfolioday!
I'm Llewellyn and I'm a medical illustrator, comic, and horror artist! I'm going to be available for work in December.
You can view more examples of my work at meganllewellyn.com
✉️m.rose.llewellyn@gmail.com
I'm Llewellyn and I'm a medical illustrator, comic, and horror artist! I'm going to be available for work in December.
You can view more examples of my work at meganllewellyn.com
✉️m.rose.llewellyn@gmail.com
October 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hi #portfolioday!
I'm Llewellyn and I'm a medical illustrator, comic, and horror artist! I'm going to be available for work in December.
You can view more examples of my work at meganllewellyn.com
✉️m.rose.llewellyn@gmail.com
I'm Llewellyn and I'm a medical illustrator, comic, and horror artist! I'm going to be available for work in December.
You can view more examples of my work at meganllewellyn.com
✉️m.rose.llewellyn@gmail.com
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"That lone anonymous sportswriter who didn't vote for Ichirō's Hall of Fame induction"
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November 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"That lone anonymous sportswriter who didn't vote for Ichirō's Hall of Fame induction"
x.com/dailyportalz...
x.com/dailyportalz...
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game 7 is the least important game of the world series because the season’s over at the end of the season either way. they only play it so that someone can feel like they won
November 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
game 7 is the least important game of the world series because the season’s over at the end of the season either way. they only play it so that someone can feel like they won
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one-out popups with runners in scoring position are unfortunate, but if you hit one at least 50 feet high you are awarded 100 in-game credits that can be spent on sunflower seeds or gum in the dugout shop. that explains most of these
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
one-out popups with runners in scoring position are unfortunate, but if you hit one at least 50 feet high you are awarded 100 in-game credits that can be spent on sunflower seeds or gum in the dugout shop. that explains most of these
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can someone explain to me why toronto is even allowed to play in the world series? since when is canada in the world
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
can someone explain to me why toronto is even allowed to play in the world series? since when is canada in the world
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A Brief History of Baseball is Dying
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October 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A Brief History of Baseball is Dying
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please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
October 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
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the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life
49 years straight of never making the world series. best record in baseball babey
October 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
49 years straight of never making the world series. best record in baseball babey
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A Eugenio Suárez grand slam makes it 6-2 Mariners
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
A Eugenio Suárez grand slam makes it 6-2 Mariners
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the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions
October 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions
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October 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride
October 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride
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Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy
October 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy
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all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
October 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
throwing this into the ether one more time before i give the ticket away to someone on the cxgf subreddit or something
do i know anyone a) in the bay area who b) likes crazy ex-girlfriend (2015-2019). like to such an extent that they might want to accompany me to the reunion show on october 18
October 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
throwing this into the ether one more time before i give the ticket away to someone on the cxgf subreddit or something
"abortions for some, miniature american flags for others!"
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
"abortions for some, miniature american flags for others!"
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it's important to remember a person in the fullness of who they were. jane goodall was also a scarf as outerwear style icon, and a babe
October 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
it's important to remember a person in the fullness of who they were. jane goodall was also a scarf as outerwear style icon, and a babe