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perilously.bsky.social
special agent bean
@perilously.bsky.social
"i microwav'd / pizza i'd sav'd / tho pizza cold / is breakfast gold."

mdzs / pop music / books of all genres / etc. perilously @ ao3 and tumblr
"three queer people going to three different parties at the same party" - @defractum.bsky.social (feat. her glass, mine, and @phnelt.bsky.social's)
June 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
some nice flowers...
April 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
remix author reveals! surely nobody will be surprised by what i have wrought

🦇 vampire lwj/faerie wwx in the mount muxi cavern
🦇 what happens when a vampire bites a faerie?
🦇 wangxian, 2.2k, rated t for teeth
🦇 archiveofourown.org/works/64655314
April 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
updated my ao3 bio, it now has all relevant information
April 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
February 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
December 14, 2024 at 11:52 PM
lrb addie is firmly here
December 14, 2024 at 5:05 AM
quote this post with your most kudos'd ao3 fic:

i will be absolutely stunned if anything ever surpasses this. deancas, soulbonding, and marriage... a potent combo. i wrote this in like three days of course
November 22, 2024 at 8:33 PM
another important twitter memory. don't forget to receive the wisdom of hanguang-jun
November 12, 2024 at 9:53 PM
hey here's another mdzs post of mine that feels like it should be preserved. who gave wei ying access to reddit
November 8, 2024 at 2:50 PM
idk how much reposting i'll be doing but i definitely want to preserve this, by far my most popular mdzs and/or wangxian and/or lan wangji tweet ever. iirc this originally came to me in a dream
November 8, 2024 at 1:18 AM
the world is really lucky lan wangji is a good person because he could easily use this power for so much evil
November 7, 2024 at 9:39 PM
am i a wangxian genius actually? i think i might be
February 26, 2024 at 5:14 AM
i posted wangxian for the first time in a minute! it's irredeemably themeless pwp where they're cursed to not touch for the duration of a night but life, uh... finds a way.

✨ wangxian, 2.7k, nc-17
✨ like phone sex if you were in the same room
archiveofourown.org/works/51376612
November 5, 2023 at 2:36 PM
sorry but i love him. i love him i love him i love him
October 3, 2023 at 3:18 AM
sizhui understands me. this is also my reaction when hanguang-jun
September 29, 2023 at 11:54 PM
in omegaverse world this wouldn't be in the nyt crossword because it would be nsfw
September 27, 2023 at 4:31 AM
may as well also post this, by far my most popular wangxian tweet of all time ever. i posted this two separate times and both times it blew up. the people simply love the lan wangji iceberg
September 22, 2023 at 1:50 AM
"but what's her favorite episode of the untamed"
September 21, 2023 at 4:36 PM
reading over some of the gusu lan rules and every time i come across this particular set of them i have to laugh. i know a couple who's doing a bad job adhering to these!
September 16, 2023 at 2:24 PM
we all agree no idea by muna is the most lan wangji song ever recorded right
September 13, 2023 at 3:37 PM
when you're a scholarly paragon of nobility and virtue but fuck that you wanna get laid tonight
September 12, 2023 at 2:40 PM
i have it like this and it seems to work!
September 12, 2023 at 3:43 AM
um. mr new york times crossword? hewwo?
August 25, 2023 at 3:06 AM
oh the excitement for ofmd s2 is hitting. look at this dude
August 24, 2023 at 3:55 PM