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perilously.bsky.social
special agent bean
@perilously.bsky.social
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"i microwav'd / pizza i'd sav'd / tho pizza cold / is breakfast gold."

mdzs / pop music / books of all genres / etc. perilously @ ao3 and tumblr
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"three queer people going to three different parties at the same party" - @defractum.bsky.social (feat. her glass, mine, and @phnelt.bsky.social's)
a small mason jar of hibiscus lemonade, a 6oz glass of toasted fig saison, and a small daruma cup of the same saison
June 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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some nice flowers...
April 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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remix author reveals! surely nobody will be surprised by what i have wrought

🦇 vampire lwj/faerie wwx in the mount muxi cavern
🦇 what happens when a vampire bites a faerie?
🦇 wangxian, 2.2k, rated t for teeth
🦇 archiveofourown.org/works/64655314
an ao3 screencap of the title and summary for the fic "take it, want it, love when it bleeds" written by perilously (me!). the summary is as follows: "You are bound to obey me now." Wei Wuxian bristles. "And you're bound to serve me! So, what? What does that mean? What happens when a vampire bites a faerie?" Abruptly, Lan Zhan is only a seventeen-year-old again, small and weary, vampire or no. He's a boy whose home just burned. He seems to hate the shape of the words as he spits them out: "I don't know."
April 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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updated my ao3 bio, it now has all relevant information
my ao3 bio, which reads "hello, nasa is currently studying whether space flight can be achieved by the sheer buildup of potential energy created by the frequency with which i rotate lan wangji in my mind."
April 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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February 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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December 14, 2024 at 11:52 PM
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lrb addie is firmly here
December 14, 2024 at 5:05 AM
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quote this post with your most kudos'd ao3 fic:

i will be absolutely stunned if anything ever surpasses this. deancas, soulbonding, and marriage... a potent combo. i wrote this in like three days of course
a screencap of the ao3 preview for "sweeter coming from my hand," a 10,000-word dean/cas supernatural fic that had 7,845 kudos at the time of this screencap
November 22, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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another important twitter memory. don't forget to receive the wisdom of hanguang-jun
meme of Lan Wangji peacing out on Jiang Yanli that reads: "JUST WALK OUT, you can leave!!! discussion conference/tea with some guy you hate/victory banquet/social thing/fierce corpses if your quick/awkward convo with crush's shijie. IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!! real winners quit"
November 12, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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hey here's another mdzs post of mine that feels like it should be preserved. who gave wei ying access to reddit
r/AskReddit post "what are some fucked up animal facts?" edited so that the answer is from "yllz69" and reads "my husband bites me eventhough I am so nice to him"
November 8, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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idk how much reposting i'll be doing but i definitely want to preserve this, by far my most popular mdzs and/or wangxian and/or lan wangji tweet ever. iirc this originally came to me in a dream
An iceberg where the part over the water reads "Wei Ying." The part under it reads "Wei Ying, I only want you to understand that I love you. Not only that, but that I am devoted to you. When I first met you, I was angry, because I had never realized that so much life could be contained within one person, and I hadn't even known that I was settling for less than what I could have. I suspect you mistook that anger for hatred, but I have never hated you, not once. I have wanted you and I have feared for you, and I have tried desperately to protect you from yourself and from the jealous world. When you smile, I could take on anything. I sincerely believe that you are special: not that you're perfect, but that the picture painted by every aspect of you, flaws and mistakes and irritating habits and wounds both physical and emotional, is one I could look at every day for the rest of my long life and never grow tired of its shapes and colors. If you would have me, I will never leave your side. Also, I would really like to get you out of those robes."
November 8, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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the world is really lucky lan wangji is a good person because he could easily use this power for so much evil
MDZS excerpt: "The boy didn't really trust the snickering Wei Wuxian, but looking at Lan Wangji, he felt a deep sense of awe toward such a young master, whose clothes were white as snow, the sword was adorned with jade, and features were so handsome that he almost looked like a deity. His wavering heart was immediately persuaded, mumbling, "So that's how you count..."
November 7, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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am i a wangxian genius actually? i think i might be
February 26, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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i posted wangxian for the first time in a minute! it's irredeemably themeless pwp where they're cursed to not touch for the duration of a night but life, uh... finds a way.

✨ wangxian, 2.7k, nc-17
✨ like phone sex if you were in the same room
✨ archiveofourown.org/works/51376612
November 5, 2023 at 2:36 PM
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sorry but i love him. i love him i love him i love him
October 3, 2023 at 3:18 AM
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sizhui understands me. this is also my reaction when hanguang-jun
September 29, 2023 at 11:54 PM
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in omegaverse world this wouldn't be in the nyt crossword because it would be nsfw
new york times crossword clue "Sealed with a knot"
September 27, 2023 at 4:31 AM
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may as well also post this, by far my most popular wangxian tweet of all time ever. i posted this two separate times and both times it blew up. the people simply love the lan wangji iceberg
September 22, 2023 at 1:50 AM
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"but what's her favorite episode of the untamed"
September 21, 2023 at 4:36 PM
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reading over some of the gusu lan rules and every time i come across this particular set of them i have to laugh. i know a couple who's doing a bad job adhering to these!
the following lan rules: Your forehead headband reminds you of self-restraint. You are not allowed to use other people’s headbands without authorization. You cannot use your headband in any other ways.
September 16, 2023 at 2:24 PM
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we all agree no idea by muna is the most lan wangji song ever recorded right
the following lyrics: You seem like such a good thing, a good thing I know that good things take time I keep it so clean, so clean But baby in the back of my mind You have no idea, you have no idea The things I think about you when you aren't here You have no idea, you have no idea But when you find out it's all you're gonna hear
September 13, 2023 at 3:37 PM
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when you're a scholarly paragon of nobility and virtue but fuck that you wanna get laid tonight
September 12, 2023 at 2:40 PM
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i have it like this and it seems to work!
September 12, 2023 at 3:43 AM
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um. mr new york times crossword? hewwo?
a new york times crossword clue that reads "portmanteau in 2010s fandom"
August 25, 2023 at 3:06 AM
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oh the excitement for ofmd s2 is hitting. look at this dude
stede from our flag means death looking noble and softly lit on a rock
August 24, 2023 at 3:55 PM