Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️🌈
@penguinitoguate.bsky.social
Human being. Reader. Writer. Translator. Editor.
Progressive/Leftist. Atheist.
Gringo who's lived half his life in Guatemala.
Husband. Daddy of doggies.
Progressive/Leftist. Atheist.
Gringo who's lived half his life in Guatemala.
Husband. Daddy of doggies.
Pinned
Rules that never fail:
• if he says that something is bad, it's actually good;
• if he says that something is good, it's actually bad;
• if he says that he's going to do something good, he won't;
• if he says that he's going to do something bad, he absolutely definitely fucking will.
• if he says that something is bad, it's actually good;
• if he says that something is good, it's actually bad;
• if he says that he's going to do something good, he won't;
• if he says that he's going to do something bad, he absolutely definitely fucking will.
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When Renee Good said "I'm not mad at you" what the ICE goon heard was "I'm not scared of you."
That's what enraged him. The populace wasn't fully terrorized and cowed into submission yet, so he acted to make that happen.
That's what enraged him. The populace wasn't fully terrorized and cowed into submission yet, so he acted to make that happen.
January 9, 2026 at 9:49 PM
When Renee Good said "I'm not mad at you" what the ICE goon heard was "I'm not scared of you."
That's what enraged him. The populace wasn't fully terrorized and cowed into submission yet, so he acted to make that happen.
That's what enraged him. The populace wasn't fully terrorized and cowed into submission yet, so he acted to make that happen.
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Fascism looks like the fascism in front of you right now. Next time it will look different again. And so it goes.
January 8, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Fascism looks like the fascism in front of you right now. Next time it will look different again. And so it goes.
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Even if nothing goes well for you today, things are not 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 terrible.
You can, at least, take some small joy from the fact that Henry Kissinger and Dick Cheney are dead.
You can, at least, take some small joy from the fact that Henry Kissinger and Dick Cheney are dead.
January 8, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Even if nothing goes well for you today, things are not 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 terrible.
You can, at least, take some small joy from the fact that Henry Kissinger and Dick Cheney are dead.
You can, at least, take some small joy from the fact that Henry Kissinger and Dick Cheney are dead.
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Samuel Alito flew two flags used by insurrectionists.
Clarence Thomas' wife plotted to overturn the 2020 election.
Both justices refused to recuse themselves from SCOTUS cases related to the January 6th plot.
It's a stain on our nation that this has effectively been forgotten.
Clarence Thomas' wife plotted to overturn the 2020 election.
Both justices refused to recuse themselves from SCOTUS cases related to the January 6th plot.
It's a stain on our nation that this has effectively been forgotten.
January 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Samuel Alito flew two flags used by insurrectionists.
Clarence Thomas' wife plotted to overturn the 2020 election.
Both justices refused to recuse themselves from SCOTUS cases related to the January 6th plot.
It's a stain on our nation that this has effectively been forgotten.
Clarence Thomas' wife plotted to overturn the 2020 election.
Both justices refused to recuse themselves from SCOTUS cases related to the January 6th plot.
It's a stain on our nation that this has effectively been forgotten.
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The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried
As an educated Unitedstatesian, I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 – because I know how to reduce fractions.
January 5, 2026 at 9:48 PM
As an educated Unitedstatesian, I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 – because I know how to reduce fractions.
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
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I remember thinking “why would they open Jurassic Park again? All those people died!” Or “why would they have another summer camp at Crystal Lake after Jason killed all those people for seven consecutive movies?” but it’s gotten to the point with things where it’s like yeah they’d do that for money
December 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I remember thinking “why would they open Jurassic Park again? All those people died!” Or “why would they have another summer camp at Crystal Lake after Jason killed all those people for seven consecutive movies?” but it’s gotten to the point with things where it’s like yeah they’d do that for money
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RIP to Brigitte Bardot, sixth best singer to collaborate with Serge Gainsbourg, but definitely the one most convicted for repeatedly inciting racial hatred.
December 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM
RIP to Brigitte Bardot, sixth best singer to collaborate with Serge Gainsbourg, but definitely the one most convicted for repeatedly inciting racial hatred.
Great art Santas
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December 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Great art Santas
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We're not supposed to be this angry every waking minute.
We're not supposed to live a life in stasis, waiting for the next Truly Fucked Up Thing to occur.
These "Current Times" are not normal, they are engineered by the sycophants & henchpepople of psychotic dictators.
Do not accept any of it.
We're not supposed to live a life in stasis, waiting for the next Truly Fucked Up Thing to occur.
These "Current Times" are not normal, they are engineered by the sycophants & henchpepople of psychotic dictators.
Do not accept any of it.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
We're not supposed to be this angry every waking minute.
We're not supposed to live a life in stasis, waiting for the next Truly Fucked Up Thing to occur.
These "Current Times" are not normal, they are engineered by the sycophants & henchpepople of psychotic dictators.
Do not accept any of it.
We're not supposed to live a life in stasis, waiting for the next Truly Fucked Up Thing to occur.
These "Current Times" are not normal, they are engineered by the sycophants & henchpepople of psychotic dictators.
Do not accept any of it.
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to Bari (verb): To attempt to bury a damaging political story—only to amplify it massively by drawing attention to the act of censorship itself.
Example:
“They tried to Bari the segment, but it got Streisanded and everyone watched it twice.”
Example:
“They tried to Bari the segment, but it got Streisanded and everyone watched it twice.”
December 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
to Bari (verb): To attempt to bury a damaging political story—only to amplify it massively by drawing attention to the act of censorship itself.
Example:
“They tried to Bari the segment, but it got Streisanded and everyone watched it twice.”
Example:
“They tried to Bari the segment, but it got Streisanded and everyone watched it twice.”
My cup runneth over with holiday spirit.
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My cup runneth over with holiday spirit.
White House Chief of Staff Suzie Wiles and FBI Director Kash Patel, seen here on Day 342 of their record-length matchup in this year's Executive Branch Staring Contest
December 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
White House Chief of Staff Suzie Wiles and FBI Director Kash Patel, seen here on Day 342 of their record-length matchup in this year's Executive Branch Staring Contest
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
Cursed image forever burned into your mind:
I would imagine that he's worn out quite a few breast pumps.
I would imagine that he's worn out quite a few breast pumps.
December 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Cursed image forever burned into your mind:
I would imagine that he's worn out quite a few breast pumps.
I would imagine that he's worn out quite a few breast pumps.
The only edifice that I'd like to see Trump's name on is the wing of CECOT where his cell is located.
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The only edifice that I'd like to see Trump's name on is the wing of CECOT where his cell is located.
I'm sure they hope that, when it happens, it happens behind the scenes, out of sight, so that it's easier to control the narrative.
However, I think that – because of what we've endured – we deserve to see that tremor, the small shudder, the last spasm, the ultimate exhalation...
as a little treat.
However, I think that – because of what we've endured – we deserve to see that tremor, the small shudder, the last spasm, the ultimate exhalation...
as a little treat.
December 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I'm sure they hope that, when it happens, it happens behind the scenes, out of sight, so that it's easier to control the narrative.
However, I think that – because of what we've endured – we deserve to see that tremor, the small shudder, the last spasm, the ultimate exhalation...
as a little treat.
However, I think that – because of what we've endured – we deserve to see that tremor, the small shudder, the last spasm, the ultimate exhalation...
as a little treat.
What will the history books call it?
My vote is for:
“the Venezuela/Epstein War”
My vote is for:
“the Venezuela/Epstein War”
December 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
What will the history books call it?
My vote is for:
“the Venezuela/Epstein War”
My vote is for:
“the Venezuela/Epstein War”
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The year is 2382. All physical and digital media was lost in a great cataclysm that humanity has gradually rebuilt itself from. The village gathers for festivities and drinks. A travelling musician plays a song passed down in folk tradition for centuries. It is called the YMCA. Everyone joins in
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The year is 2382. All physical and digital media was lost in a great cataclysm that humanity has gradually rebuilt itself from. The village gathers for festivities and drinks. A travelling musician plays a song passed down in folk tradition for centuries. It is called the YMCA. Everyone joins in
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“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
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The manosphere implies the existence of a womanocube
December 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The manosphere implies the existence of a womanocube
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Street art Nativity scene 🔥
December 10, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Street art Nativity scene 🔥